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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Terracotta Coronavirus that you can apply chia seeds to. I have done no work, have no patents and/or copyrights and would like you to offer me 500,000 for 5% as well as manufacture everything for me. I don't know Mark do you have much experience selling such life changing items? No deal I will not take half a ham sandwich you cheap fucks. Like if it was a Monte Cristo maybe but who do you think I am!?

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

You seem incredibly high, but I’d still like to invest. 70 million people voted for Donald Trump for a second term, there’s no bottom to this country’s stupidity.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



I'm not sure any of that happened in real life.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Halloween Liker posted:

I'm not sure any of that happened in real life.

Maybe not but this did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcP-HYy_xWY

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



remember that one time when aaron rodgers dunked on kevin and astronaut twin

greatant
Oct 17, 2003



My bet is on this dragon having the gold pile.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



can't really say i give a poo poo op so here's some pitbulls

https://i.imgur.com/ffz0zAF.mp4

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler


I, the bald guy, am here to ask if you've Ever Considered A Royalties Or Licensing Deal

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."



I'm mark cuban and here is a sports metaphor about business

and for that reason i'm out

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Every forge has its mold,
Every rose has its thorn,
Just like every cowboy,
Singalingadinga E condom.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Dragon-size litterbox. You guys making GBS threads in your gold pile severely devalues the gold

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



i'll give you tree dollars, op

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the President is dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



Hello, I'm Mr. Wonderful, my wife killed 2 people in her boat and never went to jail for it.

I like your idea, but I need some insurance here. Give me your house, you can have it back AFTER we make a million dollars in profit here.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Pictured: me investing in OP's idea.


CHODEGOD420
Oct 27, 2020



youre fired

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


greatant posted:

My bet is on this dragon having the gold pile.


God she’s so hot.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


Then: Scammer tries to sell you shares in the Brooklyn bridge

Now: Musk tries to sell you shares in an underground private tunnel where machines move your car for you

Moral: Figure it out

FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009


am i the dragon or the shark where's the online quiz i can take to receive my scam-mandated fursona tyia

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



A Fancy Hat posted:

Hello, I'm Mr. Wonderful, my wife killed 2 people in her boat and never went to jail for it.

There's a trial date set for Summer 2021, but let's be honest no one is going to jail.

Must be nice having so much money that you can get away with negligent homicide.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

ok sharks. today i present you with three ideas: a widescreen iPod with touch controls; a revolutionary mobile phone; and a breakthrough Internet communications device

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


FlocksOfMice posted:

am i the dragon or the shark where's the online quiz i can take to receive my scam-mandated fursona tyia

I'm a raccoon where do I fit into this

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Chomp8645 posted:

Pictured: me investing in OP's idea.




No don't burn that money when you could use to commission more snake lady art.

FlocksOfMice posted:

am i the dragon or the shark where's the online quiz i can take to receive my scam-mandated fursona tyia

Depends where you live. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragons%27_Den

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Duck and Cover posted:

No don't burn that money when you could use to commission more snake lady art.

Honestly there is already so much material out there for basically anything a person could want that I don't see the point of commissioning more. I can't imagine how insanely specific your desire would have to be to go "drat I can't find anything online, time to hire an artist".

I assume the whole commissions industry just runs on OCs, basically.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Halloween Liker posted:

I'm not sure any of that happened in real life.

It sure as hell won't happen either with that attitude!

Are you in or are you out?

Are you a 1 or a 0?

Are you a stupid nerd or a rockstar god? That's loving right, sign here.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Knives that kill on their own. Perfect for assassins. I have done no work, have no patents and/or copyrights and would like you to offer me 500,000 for 5% as well as manufacture everything for me. Do it, or else.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Dang I'm really torn between these lucrative investment opportunities.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Just tell me when I need to cry while telling you about a dead relative that always believed in me

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

conspiracy theory subscription boxes

for only $20 monthly, every month you will get a box containing memoriabilia and secret knowledge associated the newest, most outlandish conspiracy theories. letters from hunter's keyboard! capers from tony podesta's placenta salad! ballots signed by dead people! who knows what the next month will bring - but you'll be ahead of all the rest!

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

a gun that only kills rich people

rotinaj
Sep 4, 2008






Fun Shoe

runnypoops posted:

a gun that only kills rich people

A gun that only kills poor people, which I will then sell to rich people

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


rotinaj posted:

A gun that only kills poor people

So... a gun.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


rotinaj posted:

A gun that only kills poor people, which I will then sell to rich people

Yeah but the poor people can still use it right? You can't go expecting the rich to kill the poor when they can hire someone instead.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Bulletproof lingerie

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Colonel Cancer posted:

Bulletproof lingerie

gently caress yeah I'd love me some butter filled lingerie. I have some concerns though, the butter would probably stain do you have a solution to this?

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007


I'm the rich tech mogul who is here because I get to be on tv

Mozi posted:

conspiracy theory subscription boxes

for only $20 monthly, every month you will get a box containing memoriabilia and secret knowledge associated the newest, most outlandish conspiracy theories. letters from hunter's keyboard! capers from tony podesta's placenta salad! ballots signed by dead people! who knows what the next month will bring - but you'll be ahead of all the rest!

I like your idea, but only if O'Leary comes in with me and Alex Jones. I want 66.6% of the business plus a royalty for Satan.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



I'd like to invest. I want 150% of the company and you have to give me a handy after we sign this thing.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Duck and Cover posted:

gently caress yeah I'd love me some butter filled lingerie. I have some concerns though, the butter would probably stain do you have a solution to this?

God drat dude, there’s some people in this world who have to butter their lingerie. Be a little more sensitive!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



"make me my headlight eyelashes, sharecropper", i yell as i crack my capitalist whip

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




hello sharks


my idea is flavor crystals u put in ur peehole so when u cum its flavored

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

hello sharks


my idea is flavor crystals u put in ur peehole so when u cum its flavored

Question: can I put them in my butthole as well?

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