Egg Moron posted:

I began to sample the other McDonalds on the table. The Quarter Pounders, Big Macs, McNuggets, and fries tasted just as delicious, and as I took a bite out of each one, I felt the McDonalds travel down my esophagus to my stomach. I could even feel my stomach getting full.

"Oh my God!" I exclaimed to the room full of world champion athletes. " this is loving incredible!" But my words were garbled, because I was talking with a mouth full of Big Mac. I could feel the juice running down my chin. I wiped it on my sleeve.



Including the original text because it is so so bad and I changed so very little