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Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012



you drive cool cars and talk to keanu reeves and babes and criminals probably. this is coming out soon

apparently physical copies of this have been sitting around in warehouses for weeks and people are posting crazy spoilers. if you care about that sort of thing dont google the game or whatever

personally im excited because the driving looks really good and the city is massive so for me it will be a relaxing way to drive around town after work

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



I don't care about the story or anything but the graphics look good and the cars video they showed off a while ago was cool. Bye.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



it looks cool but I have an insane backlog so i have no worries about waiting for it to go on sale

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


"ARGH, my leg!" - man whose head has been shot

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Six hundred blue numbers just flew out of this unarmored human's head before he slumped down in a 2008 era PhysX ragdoll. My balls are empty gentlemen. CD Project X you have done it again good sirs. My penis thanks you.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


never played the witcher so i wouldnt be able to follow whats going on oh well

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003



Ill play it eventually but the combat looks awdul compared to even the witcher games. Very sad. And theres no Gwent.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003



elf help book posted:

never played the witcher so i wouldnt be able to follow whats going on oh well

Basically the main female protag from the witcher 3 goes thru a dimensional roft and becomes a taxi driver in neo megacity3 and she roomates with schala after she escapes lavos's forehead

fadam
Apr 23, 2008



A lot of people I think are dumb say itís going to be bad but a lot of people I respect and honour say itís going to be good so idk whatís going to happen.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Cybercuck 42069.

right arm
Oct 29, 2011



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Cybercuck 42069.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


fadam posted:

A lot of people I think are dumb say itís going to be bad but a lot of people I respect and honour say itís going to be good so idk whatís going to happen.

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003



elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

lol

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001


elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

lamo

fadam
Apr 23, 2008



elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



trying to jack off posted:

it looks cool but I have an insane backlog so i have no worries about waiting for it to go on sale

this plus i'm still not sold on it being FPS, still make pick it up during a blessed gaming evening where i don't remember buying it.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

Lol

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004



elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

Lol

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin
Lmao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



Daikatana Ritsu posted:

this plus i'm still not sold on it being FPS, still make pick it up during a blessed gaming evening where i don't remember buying it.
Might I suggest getting in contact with Bob's brother?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Im really excited OP. It just seems like Deus Ex Human Revolution but with a x100 larger budget and the benefit of extremely loose Polish labor laws allowing for lots of content and asset rich environments. And its got layered clothing... And the guns look cool. And the cars. Dont really care about the Keanu Reeves stuff. Seeya.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009



it looks like horrible garbage and i hate the word cyberpunk.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003



Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah


mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



Daikatana Ritsu posted:

this plus i'm still not sold on it being FPS, still make pick it up during a blessed gaming evening where i don't remember buying it.

using the old school pre epic store technique is also a chad move

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

herculon
Sep 7, 2018



mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004



mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012


mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005


mysterious loyall X posted:

Basically the main female protag from the witcher 3 goes thru a dimensional roft and becomes a taxi driver in neo megacity3 and she roomates with schala after she escapes lavos's forehead

So many people gonna make Ciri their main character I can feel it in my bones.

SuppressdPuberty93
Nov 11, 2013



Looks like poo poo from my hole

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

THAT'S IT!
I'VE COME UP WITH A
NEW DISCOUNT!


elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

lmao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

THAT'S IT!
I'VE COME UP WITH A
NEW DISCOUNT!


mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

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Frenz
Jan 13, 2009



Wormskull posted:

Six hundred blue numbers just flew out of this unarmored human's head before he slumped down in a 2008 era PhysX ragdoll. My balls are empty gentlemen. CD Project X you have done it again good sirs. My penis thanks you.

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