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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
Keanu says "pepega" and "kekw" during a hidden side quest

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tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Can’t believe keanu called someone a retard

Nutmeg
Feb 8, 2004
going to play.

Pushy Cat
Jun 24, 2016

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Lmfao

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i guess keanu is cool but he's from the old days of fame

im way more excited about the famous streamers who are featured in the game, the future is now in 2077, in 2020

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

Lmfao

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'll wait until the impzone post steam sale Simul-play in four years, thanks.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

I’m gonna buy it mostly because I have a sick pc for the first time in my life. People who have played the stolen or whagever copies say the game game is fun and good but the quest log/management inventory is a loving mess. I guess the warehouse copies are very old though so maybe day 1 patch fixes it

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

People who played the review copies say character customization is incredibly deep. I’m not big on FPS numbers popping up over head poo poo but like NCS said if this is just a much better version of the modern deus ex games I’m going to enjoy it

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i dont need to see a single video or read any reviews to know this cd project red games combat is complete trash but in a fun world with interesting quests and character interactions

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

i dont need to see a single video or read any reviews to know this cd project red games combat is complete trash but in a fun world with interesting quests and character interactions

yeah pretty much this. i'll buy it on sale in one year and hve a blast until i get bored

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Ill buy it for 60 american dolaras and play it as soon as I can. Might even post about it in this thread. We'll see.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

I’m gonna buy it mostly because I have a sick pc for the first time in my life. People who have played the stolen or whagever copies say the game game is fun and good but the quest log/management inventory is a loving mess. I guess the warehouse copies are very old though so maybe day 1 patch fixes it

Witcher 3's was really bad too on console until they updated it, at which point it became manageable but not ideal

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

I’m gonna buy it mostly because I have a sick pc for the first time in my life. People who have played the stolen or whagever copies say the game game is fun and good but the quest log/management inventory is a loving mess. I guess the warehouse copies are very old though so maybe day 1 patch fixes it

that sounds like a cdpr game alright

Nutmeg
Feb 8, 2004
._. i didnt mind witcher 3 combat

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Everyone says Witcher 3 is the greatest game of all time but they talk about how much every part of it sucks. The sames going ot be true of this game but x100 because it's going ot be x100 as good and x100 people are mad about it FSR.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
The Witcher 3 is an amazing game that I never want to play again

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

net cafe scandal posted:

Everyone says Witcher 3 is the greatest game of all time but they talk about how much every part of it sucks. The sames going ot be true of this game but x100 because it's going ot be x100 as good and x100 people are mad about it FSR.

it's amazing despite itself

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Nutmeg posted:

._. i didnt mind witcher 3 combat

Yeah it’s nothing special but it’s perfectly serviceable for a game where combat isn’t the main draw, I never got why people act like it’s completely terrible

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Its a game where you play as a guy who fights monsters for a living, and the fighting is more tolerable than good

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

multijoe posted:

Its a game where you play as a guy who fights monsters for a living, and the fighting is more tolerable than good

its more than that op

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I like playing feels games/walking sims and W3 felt like the biggest most expensive version of that genre. The combat is manageable once you get some skill points. I also love the fact that you don't get poo poo for fighting outside of quests. You get 99% of your xp from completing storylines so the game heavily rewards you for seeking out quests rather than grinding lvl4 Plague Rats for the Wallet upgrade. Dynamic VR brothels with the biggest tits this side of Night City. Jack in and jack off with the full Keanu striptease dlc. Fully clean fembots slamming their 600kg asses into your lvl9 greasepunk. Hack the planet.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

you guys think cdpr upgraded the breast physics or nah;

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Nice AIDS hole. - My cyberpunk character talking to a Robot Whore

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

I'm not sure it actually exists or is ever coming out at this point but it looks cool.

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020
I will buy this

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Wormskull posted:

Nice AIDS hole. - My cyberpunk character talking to a Robot Whore

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

i;m going to buy it, and play it, though

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tao of lmao posted:

Can’t believe keanu called someone a retard

I'm jealous of you

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm actually the world's best cyberpunk so I will buy this and be at the top of every achievement list and the company will thank me for playing it

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I saw some of a leaked video and it looked like absolute turds. It was some on rails car shootout at 15mph where he headshot the driver 12 times and the van he was driving slowly rolled into a pillar.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I wish this game to be awesome.

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Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020
I hope it has some good Bethesda type bugs

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