elf help book posted:

instead of a brain you have an Assassin's Creed 3 Collectable Coin

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

this plus i'm still not sold on it being FPS, still make pick it up during a blessed gaming evening where i don't remember buying it.

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dynamic car mufflers, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can drift or park your car
Honk radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the tire that has golden rims to the seating
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their car [might be a mistranslation?]
Cars poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around [when in neutral gear]
Jump from your car onto a moving cybertrain
Wash your cars. Cyberhero makes remarks about the car depending on the cars make and model
Store cars in garages so you have more backup cars
Cars die and can't be repaired
Tell a car to flee to spare it's motor
Cars backfire behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks

net cafe scandal posted:

Same here. Three day weekend + Cyberpunk + Game Awards + New Avalanches album hype.

net cafe scandal posted:

Yeah... Daring, Original, and fuckAwesome.

trying to jack off posted:

how many vagina options are acceptable until its officially deemed creepy by the very same people?

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I bought this and will be playing on minimum specs in a dining chair at my wife's makeup table, like a boss.

Seltzer posted:

Back to Yakuza 7, game of the year, enhanced on Series X.

tawal posted:

O_O

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

is it just the last gen version or did they just completely remove it

Wormskull posted:

A portmanteau of step and leap?! Holy poo poo.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

how do you check your save file size?

Fucker posted:

Lol

Jenny Agutter posted:

an actual dog posted:

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Goons from Games are loving weak. They can’t play a game without “before I play dot com” and three thousand wiki tabs open on their second monitors. They’re loving pussies who cry when the cyber cock duping exploit gets patched out. I don’t believe their pathetic lies.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Craft some armadillos and put them into your clothes and see what difference it makes. I read somewhere that it takes 40 points of armour to negate one point of damage so youre basically gonna get one shot even with piles of armour , so you need to pair it with perks and cyber ware. I like it because I’ve put effort into making my guy tanky and now he is.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You can slot in about 10 of them and they take only a few uncommon crafting components to make. It adds up to the thousands of armor with hardly any crafting skill.

a Loving Dog posted:

this is basically what i thought wormskull looked like for a long rear end time

Bicyclops posted:

been playing this game long enough to clear like three of the areas and not once do I recall running into a dildo, despite the reviews implying nthat the city was overflowing with them. i think overall it actually has less sexual content than witcher 3

Fungah! posted:

Heywood Jablome

tao of lmao posted:

I feel like there are choices in act 2 that matter they just aren’t given big Witcher style “THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR ACTIONS” moments.