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“howdy JFK. uh-huh. that's right. what do you mean you don’t know? back of the head? aye, what a waste of a long distance call”
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Nov 24, 2020 22:51
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<--sid made this one!
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sigh, another day, another scam call from someone claiming to be the prince of darkness 
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Nov 24, 2020 22:54
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when i heard at&t was building 5g in hell i said to myself "wow, that'll be the hottest place to call, text, or email a friend"
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Nov 24, 2020 22:55
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Uncle Dave? No one believes that you worked at Nintendo in the 80's. Please send me sign!
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Nov 24, 2020 22:55
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hello how is the weather, the dead
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Nov 24, 2020 23:07
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Me, calling all my deceased friends and relatives during the Holidays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdgvceSBroU
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Nov 24, 2020 23:19
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falling out of touch with your deceased uncle norman because he can't help putting you on "hold" and playing "truckin'" every. single. time.
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Nov 24, 2020 23:21
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*getting the latest gossip* oooOOOoooOOooo? is that so?
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Nov 24, 2020 23:31
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unfortunately there does seem to be a bit of a learning curve with this new technology. i had to nail all the chairs down the the floor because grandma seems to think its easier to just move those than to, y'know, send a text
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Nov 25, 2020 00:02
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my house is haunted and the ghosts here are awful. they don't want to be friends with me and it's hurting my feelings. |
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the battery on this thing sucks poo poo, it's... dead. that's weird so's my laptop and my other mobile devices and me!? |
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Nov 25, 2020 00:55
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time to bring back call ... screaming |
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Nov 25, 2020 01:57
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my grandpa still sends texts like they're emails only now they're in zalgo font |
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Nov 25, 2020 02:02
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I regularly speak with my dad on the phone but he's not dead so maybe that's why. |
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Fredrik1 posted:I regularly speak with my dad on the phone or is he... wooooOoOoOoOooOo
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Macnult posted:my grandpa still sends texts like they're emails only now they're in zalgo font
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Nov 25, 2020 12:35
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hi grandma...yes yes of course I still miss you! yes I do remember the time you knitted me Christmas stockings yeah hey...hey grandma, do you have ducts in your house in need of cleaning?
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Hi Jaguars! it's Rob, I see you're dead now. Anyway, I know it's short notice but please if you could draw your plans this afternoon and email them to me because I've got the concrete trucks booked for tomorrow and the inspector needs signed plans before we pour.
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