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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Except for Kirk. Kirk is the only person in the entire town of Stars Hollow that will be spared the guillotine come the revolution. Yes this includes Luke, Luke is a class traitor that marries into money and betrays the working class. Also the show is supposedly a sitcom-comedy but every single actor in incapable of delivering a funny line. Except for Kirk, who's comedic timing and inflection is legendary. The only possible negative thing you can say about Kirk is that he has been brainwashed by capitalism. He is a slave to it, leaping at any opportunity to be the low man on the totem-pole but never chooses to move up it. But he can be deprogrammed. He is salvageable. But the rest of Stars Hollow is not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka6LCulDQig

I love you, Kirk. And god willing you will survive.

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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011


hot chicks on that show

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Yeah if you like skeletons

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Sookie is a good person, also diner guy.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

please do not guillotine yo la tengo

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008


Lorelai is the best, how dare you. Rory can go, but not Lorelai

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


pnumoman posted:

Lorelai is the best, how dare you. Rory can go, but not Lorelai

Lorelai made Rory. Literally at every step Lorelai was there pulling the strings, shaping Rory into garbage. All those nights eating take out? Training exercises to insure Rory would be the most contemptable human being imaginable.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

I read for the part of lorelai but was deemed "too overtly sexual" for the WB fuckin prudes

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

also Gil was cool

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....

The guy in the Chewbacca costume who impregnated Rory seems like a good guy.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


I don't consume this kind of media and I sorta feel like if you're offended by anything it does, that's more on you for being an idiot for doing so, more than anything else.


hth.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Gilless Men

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



I was watching a sidebar caption to a photo in People magazine from 1997 made into a TV show and, frankly? It wasn't very good and I was stunned by this.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



is this the show with the actress with bad flatulence?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Never watched Gilmore Girls. Whats it about?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Chomp8645 posted:

Never watched Gilmore Girls. Whats it about?

16 High schoolers compete for the best burnouts in the school parking lot and who has the most flatulence.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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Big Beef City posted:

16 High schoolers compete for the best burnouts in the school parking lot and who has the most flatulence.

Sounded alright at first but you lost me at the end there.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Chomp8645 posted:

Sounded alright at first but you lost me at the end there.

YOU loving BITCH! YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER!!!! *runs away scream-crying*

e: also farting

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

Gilmore Girls is more of a show about nothing than Seinfeld

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



My wife would play that show in the next room, and I honestly thought for months that Richard Gilmore was played by William Shatner until I finally saw the character on-screen.

Close your eyes, and Edward Hermann sounds like a sophisticated Bill Shatner.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq8u89sk2Ik

hydrocarbonenema
Mar 4, 2017


Fun Shoe

This show was a great advertisement for planned parenthood. Not having to deal with even a fictional 17 year old girl in your mid-30s is pretty rad.

Juicef
Feb 14, 2009


I didn't care for the element that Rory chooses to associate with.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Big Beef City posted:

16 High schoolers compete for the best burnouts in the school parking lot and who has the most flatulence.

This is a lie. It's about burnout highschool girls parking farts in Lot's wife

Juicef
Feb 14, 2009


Emily Gilmore is the best. I like when she savages the DAR in the new ones.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Luke just dropped a $100k on a property next to him in cash because he was pissed at Taylor. He was never a class traitor, hr was always rich as hell. Of course Kirk also outbid him on that one house because he never spends anything from his infinite jobs and Luke spent all his liquid assets on random spite properties.

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Oct 29, 2012

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ASIAN girl

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.


Chomp8645 posted:

Never watched Gilmore Girls. Whats it about?

A Connecticut class struggle between the cartoonishly wealthy and a smurf village.

I rewatch the whole series once a year, so Iím not fronting or nothing, but, you know.

Aruan
Nov 4, 2020



Emily is cartoonishly evil

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

Itís actually not really real and is a tv show, op.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



Pillbug

fight me

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010



Lane fucks me up cause she was almost a decade older than the rest of her high school class

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.


I am pretty sure the origin story of Stars Hollow, as relayed to us by Miss Patty in season one, doesnít tell the whole story and the young lovers who founded the town ascended to a sort of demiurge status and keep the booming tourist trap town- that is conspicuously free of tourists- as a sort of kingdom within a kingdom, only letting Lorelei in so that new blood might invigorate their closed system; an event which inadvertently leads to coming of Rory, the Daywalker, a being prophesied in an obscure Ron Sexsmith b-side to join the worlds of well heeled Mayflower wasps and quirky arts n crafts wasps together, so that the latter might use the money of the former to free themselves from the yoke of their quasi benevolent captors.

Iím fairly certain the show canít really end until the epic final battle between the citizens and the star-crossed lovers/tutelary deities occurs.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Didn't we just have this same thread?

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

In real life Rory would have developed a cocaine problem and gotten a couple of bad tattoos before getting pregnant.

Definitely a smoker. Maybe with a prolonged cutting phase.

Juicef
Feb 14, 2009


It's kind of fun when Emily is a bit racist and they just look at each other like breaking the fourth wall because in reality everyone in that town would be super super racist.

Juicef
Feb 14, 2009


When Rory goes off with the rich boys and they wear masks and do corny poo poo you're supposed to be understanding that this is the family friendly allegory version of chain smoking problem teen Rory.

Juicef
Feb 14, 2009


Kirk voted for Trump.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.


I couldíve sworn you were a sidecar girl.

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tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006



This is canon in Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life.

Juicef posted:

Emily Gilmore is the best. I like when she savages the DAR in the new ones.

This is correct. She's incredible.

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