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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


So that I can challenge them to an eating contest! I think I can take 'em! I've seen every episode Man vs. Food and tons of eating contests online and on TV. I live, breath, and of course eat this stuff! What's a bear got on me? Bears don't have cable TV, much internet connections to stream eating contest content on. I'm also bringin' my bro/trainer Big Jefe with me to cheer me on/keep me focused. Also the rest of my posse! This bear is goin' DOWN!

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






just make sure the challenge isn't berries, honey or fish and you should be fine

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


"No you idiot bear! I can't eat myself!" I gasp as a bear takes a large bite out of my midsection



Heather Papps


hello internet friend






this production may be a disaster but when herzog gets his hands on these tapes we'll be in the money

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Heather Papps posted:

this production may be a disaster but when herzog gets his hands on these tapes we'll be in the money

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



Going out into the woods wearing a fake beard, a toque and a flannel and drinking a Molson, talking as loud as I can about cars and splitting wood, trying to attract bears who might be interested.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

I've liked bears for as long as I can remember. They are little rapscallions but also living tanks.

pecan



me out in the woods yelling out in all directions: IF ONLY I KNEW WHO COULD PREVENT FOREST FIRES

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Bring a picnic basket.

Ass-penny



Bring cocaine. I heard bears love cocaine. It's also an appetite suppressant.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

The Voice of Labor



clever bear exploits your food allergies and lactose intolerance to handily win the contest.

Macnult


i have a jar of honey on hand and i am not afraid to make friends

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



rear end-penny posted:

Bring cocaine. I heard bears love cocaine. It's also an appetite suppressant.

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/50220

FluffieDuckie



pecan posted:

me out in the woods yelling out in all directions: IF ONLY I KNEW WHO COULD PREVENT FOREST FIRES

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-U8E-NiPlw

The Walrus Cancer

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

After the bear goes down, are you planning on returning the favor?

google THIS




quote:

Pablo EskoBear

Nosfereefer



pecan posted:

me out in the woods yelling out in all directions: IF ONLY I KNEW WHO COULD PREVENT FOREST FIRES

its bears, right?

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


watch your step. there is a hypothesis that bear defecation occurs out there

the echi

https://giant.gfycat.com/Wellgroome...ectHaddock.webm the vanisher

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pecan



Nosfereefer posted:

its bears, right?

i wish i knew

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