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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Mom and dad just don't get it. Dad keeps telling me I should go to college or a trade school so I have "something to fall back on" and that I can still "study karate on the weekends!' Okay first of all it's not "karate" and second of all I see you following your passion on the weekend. How you just live for the weekend as you work your fingers to the bone as an accountant, hating every minute of it, watching the clock until the weekend so you can do your ice sculpting. Waiting for retirement to come, or the sweet release of death, whatever comes first! Mom is sobbing. She always had her heart set on me becoming a doctor or a lawyer.

They just don't understand. The masters of Kung Fu call to me! This is what I must do! I make a few pbjs, pack my Subaru hatchback, and set off to doom or glory!

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I only have excellent ideas.


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

"something to fall back on" and that I can still "

hey pops, fall back on this
*punches him with a secret palm move, sending him sprawling to the mat*



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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






at the same time:
sensei just doesn't get it. he keeps telling me i should go to the cave of forgotten kicks, or a wish fountain so i have "techniques to fall back on" and that i can still "study nintendo on the rest days!' okay first of all it's not "nintendo" and second of all i see you following your passion on the rest days. how you just live for the rest days as you punch your fingers to the bone as an master, hating every minute of it, watching the sun until the rest days so you can do your slam poetry. waiting for an apprentice to inherit your school, or the sweet release of death, whatever comes first! the buddha statue is sobbing. it hates when we fight with words.

you just don't understand. the masters of streaming entertainment call to me! this is what i must do! i make a few rice cakes, pack my friendly donkey (his name is hatchback), and set off to doom or glory!
what will happen to these twin souls?

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


What do you mean I'm going to spend the rest of my life illuminating books about martial arts?? This is bullshit!

Buttchocks fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Nov 25, 2020

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Buttchocks posted:

What do you mean I'm going to spend the rest of my life illuminating books about martial arts?? This is bullshit!

20 years later...
The invading sapphire dragon clan are defeated by your Invincible Seven Ink Dry Brush Technique

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Learning from home studying from an online martial arts monetary.

Mastering The Blade 101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEa6hxZOkbE

Make and respond to two forum posts about difficulties you encountered while mastering the blade.

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Nov 26, 2020

Macnult


i leave home to study in a martial arts monastery. itís not a fantasized escape or some form of soul searching ó i am honing my skills. my knuckles are like split pages for every punch iíve learned. my kicks are as powerful as they are deliberate. i can breathe.

itís the middle of winter. i leave the martial arts monastery and return home. nobody is there. an hour goes by and i hear my dad pulling up into the driveway. he steps out of his car and notices something in the front yard. heís astonished, carefully adjusting his glasses while gawking in amazement. before him stands a flawless hand-punched ice sculpture of me and my waifu

sk

(ヤイケス!)




for years I have studied, and today is finally the day I will price myself. I step into the dojo and glare at my sensei across the floor. a gong sounds and I charge to the center executing my Thousand Honeymoons technique as the onlookers stare confused

wait, MARTIAL arts? uhhh poo poo hang on

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sk posted:

for years I have studied, and today is finally the day I will price myself. I step into the dojo and glare at my sensei across the floor. a gong sounds and I charge to the center executing my Thousand Honeymoons technique as the onlookers stare confused

wait, MARTIAL arts? uhhh poo poo hang on

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Returning home after unsuccessfully trying to enrol in the martial arts academy. When I got there it was chaos: a blind man throwing a rubber ball with spikes on it, a one armed man setting fire to the floor, this Thai dude who nobody knew if he was a good guy or not, and a smug rich gentleman eating chicken very messily. Just didn't seem like a professional organization.

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




*proudly displaying my Marital Arts trophy on the mantle*

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