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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


It seems there is a special stormtrooper unit for every possible terrain, job, etc. in Star Wars. Mudtroopers, shoretroopers, sandtroopes, snowtroopers, executioner trooper, the list goes on! But what if this is just scratching the surface? Clearly there are other jobs that need to be done in the empire that haven't been made into some kind of unit to be shown on screen and be made into action figures (not dolls!) to sell to the kids! Help Disney out here!


Accountanttrooper: Works within the empire's massive accounting department to help finances in the empire run smoothly. Their armor is either tan, beige, dark brown, or black, depending on rank (unless it is business casual Friday, in which case there is an Hawaiian shirt variant). They wear an open-faced helmet with an optional glasses attachment. Their armor includes a front pocket with a plastic lining where these troopers hold their vibro-pens. They have a com device attached to their wrists that is linked to a microphone and speakers built into their helmet.

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Nov 29, 2020

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biosterous






bartrooper, an ace at mixing drinks and providing a friendly ear when you need to vent about things. don't ask them to slide your drink across the bar, though, their aim is terrible!



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Daycare Trooper: Being on the front lines of the Empire's defence can really conflict with the responsibilities of parenthood. For this reason every battalion has a dedicated team taking care of and entertaining the little ones. Recruitment is based on top score at the firing range, on the perplexing presumption that the best marksmen will also keep an eagle-eyed watch over their charges. This process has been blamed for the poor performance remaining combat troops have exhibited in the past.

Meme Trooper: For various reasons these conscripts passed neither the physical requirements of combat roles nor the security clearance requirements of the higher level cybersecurity teams. Instead they are tasked with posting on message boards under pseudonyms, talking endlessly about how sweet the emperor is and how everyone should support him. Originally without uniform, Grand Moff Blaskin ordered that they wear full armour at work in an attempt to improve morale.

D.A.R.E. Trooper: Charged with infiltrating combat units and routing out fellow troopers who partake in illicit recreation, many serve as punishment for themselves being caught with contraband. As they are both snitches and seemingly hypocrites, they are considered the lowest of all troopers. Even penal unit sewage tank janitor troopers will not knowingly associate with a D.A.R.E. trooper.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






this one loving trooper trooper won't stop playing iron maiden over the death star pa and i am going to blow this battle station up if he doesn't stop

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a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

take the moon

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the jetpack guys from dark forces

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pizza delivery trooper: who placed an order to the exact other side of the death star already its not funny

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matrix troopers: used as batteries for the empires advanced industrial machine. believe theyre rebels fighting an evil space empire with their jedi friends

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Meal Troopers: Fattened and enclosed in cages aboard flagships; kept on the off chance there will be a diplomatic meeting or cultural event with a race that appreciates the taste of humanoid flesh.

FutonForensic



Midwife Trooper: Helps in the delivery of Baby Stormtroopers birthed prematurely by Pregnant Stormtroopers under the stress of combat


by Khanstant

Khanstant



The Goof Troopers: the force you send when you need gags and giggles

Halloween Liker



Simon Trooper from electronics department at local college

Nosfereefer



at the stormtrooper academy, certain go-getting individuals with a real "can do" attitude get separated from the chaff and moved to a special class for an elite unit. they're commonly known as real troopers

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




storm troopers are rarely seen in storms which is bullshit

Nosfereefer



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

storm troopers are rarely seen in storms which is bullshit

thats just because they're so efficient

Nosfereefer



"oh no there isn't garbage everywhere! the bin men are useless!"

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Nostalgia Trooper keeps insisting that music and holovids were better in the decade BBY. He's not wrong, but everyone still wishes he would shut up about it.

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


There's a K9 unit that all have dogs but they aren't for combat or anything they're just for being chill dog pals.

Also dogs aren't called canines in star wars so they don't get the pun on the name.

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