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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


drat. I'm slipped up! My accent slipped a bit and I may have blown my cover. Worst nightmare for an operative in the field. Suddenly I'm looking at several guns pointed in my direction.Luckily I'm wearing one of these.


"Why are you scratching your nuts so vigorously?"

"Just a nervous tic!" I reply. But little do they know I'm tapping out an SOS and my coordinates to HQ. I just pray it reaches them in time.

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Meeting with Soviet leaders at a bathhouse. Trying to get them to talk in a more relaxed atmosphere but they start getting uncomfortable with how I keep swinging my nuts in their face trying to transmit what they say through the radio tucked in my false scrotum.



Horrible Butts


That scene in Casino Royale but you hear a little camera click whenever Mads Mikkelsen nails his junk.

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

The Voice of Labor



cargo culting the scrotal intelligence agency by stuffing a pair of coconuts into my loin cloth

google THIS



Villain: I know you've been recording our activities. Where have you hidden the microfilm?

Me: It's not microfilm!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






after the accident i never thought i would serve my nation again. thank goodness for the r and d department, cause now i can both feel whole and also commit war crimes overseas.

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Suddenly this scene makes much more sense!

Ass-penny



Heather Papps posted:

after the accident i never thought i would serve my nation again. thank goodness for the r and d department, cause now i can both feel whole and also commit war crimes overseas.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny



I'm no agent but a false scrotum would be a bomb place to hide small quantities of illegal drugs.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Hey Q, why does this chin prosthetic have such a scraggly beard?

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



007 in: Thunderballs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




On Her Majesty's Secret Scrotum

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Drink-Mix Man posted:

007 in: Thunderballs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

On Her Majesty's Secret Scrotum

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