CIA breakthroughs in scrotal technology (slightly NWS)

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Escape From Noise

drat. I'm slipped up! My accent slipped a bit and I may have blown my cover. Worst nightmare for an operative in the field. Suddenly I'm looking at several guns pointed in my direction.Luckily I'm wearing one of these.

"Why are you scratching your nuts so vigorously?"

"Just a nervous tic!" I reply. But little do they know I'm tapping out an SOS and my coordinates to HQ. I just pray it reaches them in time.

# ? Nov 26, 2020 15:51

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:37

Escape From Noise

Meeting with Soviet leaders at a bathhouse. Trying to get them to talk in a more relaxed atmosphere but they start getting uncomfortable with how I keep swinging my nuts in their face trying to transmit what they say through the radio tucked in my false scrotum.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Nov 26, 2020 15:53

Horrible Butts

That scene in Casino Royale but you hear a little camera click whenever Mads Mikkelsen nails his junk.

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_{Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!

Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!}

# ? Nov 26, 2020 16:26

The Voice of Labor

cargo culting the scrotal intelligence agency by stuffing a pair of coconuts into my loin cloth

# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:14

google THIS

Villain: I know you've been recording our activities. Where have you hidden the microfilm?

Me: It's not microfilm!

# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

after the accident i never thought i would serve my nation again. thank goodness for the r and d department, cause now i can both feel whole and also commit war crimes overseas.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:43

Finger Prince

Suddenly this scene makes much more sense!

# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:11

Ass-penny

Heather Papps posted:

after the accident i never thought i would serve my nation again. thank goodness for the r and d department, cause now i can both feel whole and also commit war crimes overseas.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:00

Ass-penny

I'm no agent but a false scrotum would be a bomb place to hide small quantities of illegal drugs.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:01