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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

My brother recently broke up with his fiance and I didn't want him to be alone on the 26th. So I ordered him an escort to spend the entire day with him. Now he's on Skype and I can't make out what he's saying because he's crying so much. Probably tears or joy and/or gratitude.

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Mother-in-law always talked big words about her wine cellar. I'm not much of a wine guy so I didn't know what to expect but when I came over it was all these old bottles. Not even from this decade! Plus they were all from some French place and I doubt any beverage tastes good after such a long journey. Well I fixed that with a trip to the local supermarket. Less than a hundred dollars and I replaced all the ancient bottles, which went straight to the recycling.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Nephew has built something with Legos and it's barely recognizable as the Eiffel tower. A few quick rearrangements when everyone else was eating and it's now a beautiful pyramid.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Nov 27, 2020

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i did not know that making a better turkey than mom would result in total family dissolution. i am sorry.

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

mom, i'm gay

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Well I'm sorry that no one at the dinner table appreciated my erotic Pilgrim OC ship

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Last year I replaced the nasty old meat turkey with tofurkey, great, nobody batted an eyelash. This year I replace the nasty old meat grampa with this ghoulish idol of wire and steel, and suddenly I'm the bad guy? Real consistent everybody. I'm taking my New Motive Grampa and going home.



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

Robot Made of Meat



Mummy Napkin posted:

mom, i'm gay

Could we not do this in BYOB?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



Mummy Napkin posted:

mom, i'm gay

Let's loving don't

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Glutes Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



Robot Made of Meat posted:

Could we not do this in BYOB?

Excellent idea.

https://giant.gfycat.com/NiftySlowBoaconstrictor.webm

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