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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


As a reasonable person I've taken fellow goons responses on board and done a bit of personal inventory. I've decided there are in fact a few things that I enjoy:

-Cooking for people I like
-MAI WAIFE (borat voice)
-Hot days, hotter nights
-Russian literature
-When a big hole opens up in the ground and someone's car falls in to it.
-A big old batch of collard greens
-Playing video games for 15 minutes and then going to do something else
-The smell before it rains, but also telling other people, namely strangers on public transport, that it does, in fact, smell like it may rain.
-Posting
-Who fuckin doesn't love a surprise mate
-Shower beer
-Techno and house music from the 90s
-Paul Verhoeven
-Keeping fit
-Breath mints
-Smoking cigarettes
-Staring at my smartphone, and hating it
-Rap music
-Having sex (lol)
-Thinking about going fishing but not doing it
-Being from, but not living, in the US
-Comfortable shoes
-My adidas tracksuit
-Methanar posts
-Donald Trump (sike lol)
-Cancelling plans
-My cat (melba) that Satans Onion named and I still owe them a gift for doing so
-Iced tea
-making GBS threads at the same time every day (7:30AM)

Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Nov 28, 2020

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


- the touch of a man when he taps me on the head

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


R.L. Stine posted:

- the touch of a man when he taps me on the head

- the sticky sauce when I wake up in bed

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


-stray balloons

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

aggressively stupid

Fun Shoe

- the taste of warm pickles.
- the sensation of sandpaper slowly being rubbed across my nipple.
- eating kiwis and potatoes that were mixed in the blender together

ImJustAMirror
Nov 28, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


-Bicycling in the rain
-The smell of a new book
-Freshly minted bitcoin

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


-Going through Seraph84's posting history.

Zeinin
May 7, 2003



-Cashing checks with quickdeposit
-Actually finishing a book
-The feel after a run
-Orange chicken, as a guilty pleasure (shameful food)
-Eggnog,
-Building something and that feeling of engrossment when you just look at the drat thing you built and are all like woah dude

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



when someone starts talking about how we didnt really need to do so much shutdown stuff and you can tell theyre testing the waters to tell you the real truth about covid

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014




-prolonged qtip cleaning my ear holes
-sour cream spoonfuls after taking a bite of burrito
-peeing after making cum

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMbhMp-xtXI

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Things I like?

Hmm... gonna have to think about that one!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

There is no "Myself" on that list.


do better OP.



Do Better.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




- ripping a horrendous 15 second fart, catching all of it on mic and sending it as a voice clip in a group text and laughing.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



ImJustAMirror posted:

-The smell of a new book

gently caress YOU old books smell better bintch.

You ever smelled a book that was in your grandpa's barn and then your parents basement for like fifteen years that poo poo be smelling way better than any new poo poo from Books-A-Million or wherever.

The new book don't smell as good, but you get to put wrinkles in the spine as you read it, so that's good. Then you put it in a barn so someone can smell it later.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Chinatown posted:

There is no "Myself" on that list.


do better OP.



Do Better.

I didn't want to boast but yeah I like me. I like you too Chinatown (NOT GAY)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

The_Continental posted:

I didn't want to boast but yeah I like me. I like you too Chinatown (NOT GAY)

Thanks man I like you too. Keep doing YOU and lets own this dumb gay earth.

HOMO ERECTUS
Dec 27, 2012

Love Conquers All



There must be some mistake i dont see myself listed here, op you might want to double check that you have everything on there

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

My wife. I like! She nice!

Mega64
May 23, 2008





AND TWINS!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?



The_Continental posted:

As a reasonable person I've taken fellow goons responses on board and done a bit of personal inventory. I've decided there are in fact a few things that I enjoy:

-Techno and house music from the 90s


gently caress yea. I never listened to 2 Unlimited but basically everything they do slaps.

- making new cat and dog friends
- pop in glass bottles
- a really good burger
- being warm on a cold day

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


taking a shower and putting on clothing that's still warm from the dryer
thunderstorms
reubens
weed
cats

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


calling off sick at work about once a year to enjoy a day away from work even though I'm perfectly fine

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


seeing people call for full on communism in america

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Revins posted:

calling off sick at work about once a year to enjoy a day away from work even though I'm perfectly fine
a couple years ago i examined the attendance policy and found that i could call in enough to only work 180 days a year... the attendance policy has since been changed

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


twistedmentat posted:

gently caress yea. I never listened to 2 Unlimited but basically everything they do slaps.


My first tape ever was 2 Unlimited!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

-when hot guys are pleasantly surprised that I'm flirting with them
-the moment of takeoff on a plane
-when something someone INSISTS that you try actually turns out to be good
-cooking something exactly right the first time you ever make it

Zeinin posted:

-Building something and that feeling of engrossment when you just look at the drat thing you built and are all like woah dude

-this, but also writing something

twistedmentat posted:

- making new cat and dog friends

-this, especially when the owner warns you about their cat/dog being skittish or unfriendly but they warm up to you right away

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


•big rear end

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


-pink sunsets
-tiny scale models of cities
-smell of wood smoke in the fall air
-fresh strawberries from a garden
-petting dogs and cats
-busting a gut with laughter

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Doctor Dogballs posted:

•big rear end

big cartoon rear end

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




I like friends and meeting new people

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


hitting a golf ball, perfectly flush, with an iron. Not a driver, not a smaller, chip shot, a good, well perfected iron shot that catches the ball flush and your entire body meets it as one. It is as though your mind is blank, and you have encompassed Zen in a way no other thing in the world can make you feel.





So, that.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014




crazy eyes mustafa posted:


-smell of wood smoke in the fall air
Can confirm this is something I like. Also burning leaves. I have a bottle of high end fragrance/perfume that smells EXACTLY like sweet burning leaves and it's great

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?



- being inside during a storm
- the crunch of freshly fallen snow
- a cool breeze on a hot day
- dessert at a restaurant


YeahTubaMike posted:

-this, especially when the owner warns you about their cat/dog being skittish or unfriendly but they warm up to you right away

When they make first contact. They're all "Omg a new friend!" and come over.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


super macho dude posted:

I have a bottle of high end fragrance/perfume that smells EXACTLY like sweet burning leaves and it's great

pfft lmao

I gotta pair of snowpants that smells vaguely of gasoline and diving into snow forts, too. Great job on that.

e: Sorry for laughing, my order of 'paying to smell like the person I'm paying to keep up the yard' just arrived and so if you could just hold your bougie trash thoughts a moment longer I'll be right with you.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Nov 28, 2020

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

gary oldmans diary posted:

a couple years ago i examined the attendance policy and found that i could call in enough to only work 180 days a year... the attendance policy has since been changed

Dang, that beats the feds' policy on leave even after 15 years of service. No wonder they changed it at your place lol

Still really like having a clear and pretty generous leave policy (4 hours of sick and annual leave every 2 weeks for the first three years of fed service, no questions asked as long as you actually have the leave and aren't just burning it all as soon as you get it (okay, they would ask about long periods of sick leave, but not stuff that's one-off), can bank up to 240 hours or 30 days' worth which gets easier when your leave accrual goes up to 6 and then much later 8 hours every pay period). Also really like the job security even though it's because so much of the government, other people doing the same work, taxpayers, and preparers are all idiots...

Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Nov 28, 2020

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



- Gyro sandwiches
- motorcycles
- anal

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Whiskers on kitten
Raindrops on roses
And big honking tetas

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


Petricore. The word petricore. Phoebe Bridgers. Swimming

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



sharks
swords
yogurt
kicks

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