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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Begin, Year Of Butts > The Hair Club For Men
 
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


 No baldies allowed!

Before you enter you must go through a thorough full body (head to toe) strip search to make sure all of the hairs you have are genuine (bonified).

# ? Nov 28, 2020 02:50
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 13:31
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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




more interested in a chair club 4 men tbh



winter sig by City of Glompton®

# ? Nov 28, 2020 02:52
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

prepuce repurposed posted:

more interested in a chair club 4 men tbh

A bunch of dudes meeting up at their houses to show off pictures of the chairs their rebuilding and refinishing.



# ? Nov 28, 2020 02:54
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Sid Vicious



 lair club for (hench)men

# ? Nov 28, 2020 03:08
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biosterous






 eternal hellwar is waged between the hair club for men and the nair club for men



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 03:16
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Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

No baldies allowed!

happily bringing along my finest hairy club, excited about the meeting only to be turned away at the door



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 03:46
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




 Oh! This is the Bear Club for Men! That explains a lot of things.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 04:58
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GoutPatrol

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



 I thought this place was supposed to help baldies like me.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 06:10
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



 a hair-themed gay nightclub

# ? Nov 28, 2020 07:27
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Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


 the care club for pens

the echi

https://giant.gfycat.com/Wellgroome...ectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? Nov 28, 2020 09:01
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Jaguars!


 I refuse to join any club I have enough hair for.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 10:13
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biosterous






 stare club, for ben

everyone get together and just stare at ben for a while, it makes him happy



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 13:36
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Prof. Crocodile

Stoner Sloth posted:

happily bringing along my finest hairy club, excited about the meeting only to be turned away at the door


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!
# ? Nov 28, 2020 14:12
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vanisher



 Early native Americans were the first hair collectors and scalp enthusiasts.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 16:43
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vanisher



 Total sausage fest in this hair club.

Wait for who?

# ? Nov 28, 2020 16:44
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


 What a scam! How am I supposed to bludgeon rabbits with this??

# ? Nov 28, 2020 18:17
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Robot Made of Meat

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

No baldies allowed!

Before you enter you must go through a thorough full body (head to toe) strip search to make sure all of the hairs you have are genuine (bonified).

Hairy guys get me bonified, if you know what I mean






fake edit: Holy thing! The Smilie Search really does work!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
# ? Nov 29, 2020 21:59
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Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



 Yeah, I'm here to sign up for the hair club for men. Me? No I'm not a man, I just want to take some hair home. For craft projects.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 00:18
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Kief Richards posted:

Yeah, I'm here to sign up for the hair club for men. Me? No I'm not a man, I just want to take some hair home. For craft projects.

Brushing down hairy men with those can brushes to collect their hairy bounty

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:25
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Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


 I’m sick and tired of my long luscious locks

the echi

https://giant.gfycat.com/Wellgroome...ectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:36
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Stoner Sloth



 the discrete hairy gentleman's club for admirers of hirsute hotties



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:39
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Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

the discrete hairy gentleman's club for admirers of hirsute hotties

I'd like to sign up for a lifetime membership

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:52
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 13:31
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Kief Richards posted:

I'd like to sign up for a lifetime membership

You can check out any time you like,

but you can never leave!



# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:05
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