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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


& im way better at sex moves than that guy

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


i drove here in a tesla what does he drive like a prius

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


my endless replays of always sometimes monsters have prepared me for this very moment

wait hold on a sec *consults gamefaqs*

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Pahilla the Hun

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i mean i still donít want to have kids or anything but my parents have that cool place at the shore maybe we can get a dog or something


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


i bet that guy never gets emptyquotes...

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biosterous






i brought a pogo stick for each of us, we can hop away from here right now!!



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Horrible Butts


No, seriously! Feel my skull!

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

Sid Vicious



i am like at least a quarter of an inch taller than this guy come on

Stoner Sloth



take the moon posted:

i bet that guy never gets emptyquotes...



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post





>cast enlarge balls


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Khanstant



stop the wedding!!! i love you! and there's a gas leak in the building we need to get out now and into my heart

FutonForensic



Horrible Butts posted:

No, seriously! Feel my skull!

lol

FutonForensic



babe wait remember when i used your fabric scissors to butterfly a chicken and I thought it was so loving funny babe PLEASE look at ME PLEASE

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




How Wonderful! posted:

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

vanisher



How Wonderful! posted:

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






*sitting in the back row*
"wow a flash mob cool"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






Heather Papps posted:

*sitting in the back row*
"wow a flash mob cool"

"hunh they really are milking this, when do they dance"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

vanisher



Oh haha no, I thought I saw theodore wedding, the punk rock legend.

vanisher



I am in love... with these deals down at Pearson Ford!

FutonForensic



i know i cheated on you babe but i'm a changed man: i've been eating canned pineapple for a month and now my cum tastes like old fruit. so who's it gonna be??

vanisher



FutonForensic posted:

i know i cheated on you babe but i'm a changed man: i've been eating canned pineapple for a month and now my cum tastes like old fruit. so who's it gonna be??

Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post





*kisses the priest*


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

google THIS



(holds up a can of peas) Ha ha, get it? Forever hold your...ok, never mind.

pecan



FutonForensic posted:

i know i cheated on you babe but i'm a changed man: i've been eating canned pineapple for a month and now my cum tastes like old fruit. so who's it gonna be??

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



I never told you, but I have a three foot long tongue and I can breathe through my ears!



Sig elements by Khanstant & CoG

Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


How Wonderful! posted:

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Pahilla the Hun posted:

*kisses the priest*



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

sb hermit




take the moon posted:

my endless replays of always sometimes monsters have prepared me for this very moment

wait hold on a sec *consults gamefaqs*

endless replays of Erasure's Always

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Okay! Woah! Stop everything! STOP EVERYTHING!

Is this like an open bar situation or what?

vanisher



RED LIGHT, freeze!

okay green light

RED LIGHT



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Stop the wedding!

Let's just have a look at this priest.......gasp!
It was old man Withers all along!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


*stops kissing the priest, reels back in disgust, slaps him*
why I never !!



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

B33rChiller





*quietly sneaks out the back door with the box full of cards and cash while everyone is distracted by the hubbub*


You see this fantastic sig? BYOB artist par excellence sk made that bad boy. Big thanks
Just straight
Thanks to Heather Papps for the party hat

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Did our AIM chats mean nothing to you?

Jaguars!


No!!! You can't do this! You'll take her and hide her from the world, put her in a back room until she's forgotten and wasted. You won't treat her like I will.


That's right; I'm in love with that faaaabulous wedding dress and I don't care if it wrecks the wedding!!!!

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


no stop the wedding!!!!

look i know you're my ex but I really thought we had someth-OH MY GOD you have something on your face * licks a tissue, then starts rubbing the brides face* look hold still sweetie a curry breakfast wasnt a good idea now was it

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their pea-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Speak now, or forever hold your pee

*doors open* I LOVE YOU

*audience groans in frustration because they need to piss*

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Pahilla the Hun

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Samantha? No? Oh my god, I am so sorry! It's very hard to tell who is who with these masks on, heh. Anyway, so uh--chapel number 3? Ok, thanks. Your dress is stunning by the way! Good luck!


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

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