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vanisher

How Wonderful! posted:

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

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vanisher

Oh haha no, I thought I saw theodore wedding, the punk rock legend.

vanisher

I am in love... with these deals down at Pearson Ford!

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

i know i cheated on you babe but i'm a changed man: i've been eating canned pineapple for a month and now my cum tastes like old fruit. so who's it gonna be??

vanisher

RED LIGHT, freeze!

okay green light

RED LIGHT



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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