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Horrible Butts
A Concordance to Shirt Bot:
A 31
ABLE 1
ABOUT 4
ABSOLUTELY 1
ACCORDINGLY 1
ACTIONS 1
AFRAID 2
AFTER 2
AGAIN 3
AGGRESSION 1
AHEAD 1
AIMING 1
ALL 3
ALLEYWAY 2
ALONE 1
ALREADY 1
ALSO 1
ALWAYS 1
AM 5
AN 3
AND 20
ANOTHER 2
ANY 3
ANYONE 1
ANYTIME 1
ANYWHERE 1
APOLOGIZE 1
APOLOGIZED 1
APPEARED 1
ARE 4
ARGUE 1
AROUND 2
AS 10
ASK 1
ASKED 1
ASTOUNDED 1
AT 5
ATTEMPTED 1
AUTHORITY 1
BAD 1
BAR 3
BASED 1
BE 9
BEAUTIFUL 1
BEEN 1
BEFORE 1
BEGAN 4
BEGIN 1
BELIEVE 3
BELIEVED 2
BELONGINGS 1
BET 1
BETWEEN 1
BORDER 3
BOT 13
BOY 3
BRAVE 1
BRIEF 1
BROUGHT 1
BUILDINGS 1
BUILT 2
BUT 3
BY 2
CALLED 1
CAME 2
CAN 2
CARRIED 1
CARRYING 1
CASE 1
CAUSING 1
CENTER 1
CERTAIN 1
CHECKPOINT 1
CHEER 3
CHEERFUL 1
CHEERFULLY 1
CHOCOLATE 2
COAST 2
COLOR 1
COME 1
COMMON 1
CONCEPT 1
CONDITION 1
CONFUSED 3
CONSIDERED 1
CONTINUED 1
CONVENTIONALLY 1
CONVINCED 1
COULD 3
COUNTRY 1
COURSE 1
CREATED 1
CREATOR 2
CREATORS 1
CROSSING 1
CROWD 1
CRYING 1
CURSED 1
D 2 (short for would, as in "he'd")
DAY 1
DEATH 1
DECIDED 2
DEPLOYING 2
DESCRIBED 1
DESTINY 1
DID 2
DIFFICULT 1
DISTRIBUTE 2
DISTRIBUTING 1
DISTRIBUTION 1
DO 6
DOWN 1
DREAM 1
DRIPPING 1
EAT 1
EATEN 1
EDGE 1
EJECTED 1
EM 1
END 1
ENGLISH 1
EVEN 3
EVER 1
EXCLAIMED 1
EYE 1
EYES 1
FASHION 2
FELLA 1
FELLOWS 1
FELT 1
FIELD 1
FIGURE 1
FINALLY 1
FIND 3
FINE 3
FIRE 1
FIRST 1
FOLLOWED 1
FOR 10
FORGET 1
FOUND 2
FRANCISCO 1
FROM 3
FULFILL 1
FUTURE 1
GATHERED 1
GENEROUS 1
GLISTENING 1
GO 1
GOING 1
GONE 1
GONNA 1
GOOD 3
GOTTEN 1
GREETINGS 1
GRUFFLY 1
GUARD 5
HAD 10
HALF 1
HAND 1
HANGING 1
HATRED 1
HAVE 7
HE 39
HEAD 1
HEARD 3
HELP 1
HERE 4
HIM 12
HIMSELF 1
HIS 22
HOMOPHOBE 1
HOPE 1
HOPING 1
HORRIFIED 1
HUMAN 1
I 21
IF 2
IN 15
INSULTING 1
IS 5
IT 12
JOURNEY 2
JUST 5
KNOW 1
LAND 1
LAPSES 1
LEAST 1
LESS 1
LET 1
LIFE 1
LIKE 3
LINE 1
LL 2 (short for will, as in he'll)
LONG 1
LOOKED 1
LOOKING 1
LUCKILY 1
MAKING 1
MAN 11
MANY 5
MATTER 1
MAY 2
MAYBE 1
ME 4
MEMORY 1
MEN 1
MERRY 1
MESS 1
MET 1
MEXICO 4
MICE 1
MIGHT 3
MIGHTY 1
MISSING 1
MORE 5
MOVE 1
MUCH 1
MY 4
NEED 1
NEEDED 2
NERVOUSNESS 1
NEVER 1
NEW 1
NO 1
NONE 2
NOT 16
NOTICING 1
OF 24
OFFENSIVE 1
OFFERED 1
OFTEN 1
ON 5
ONE 3
ONLY 3
OR 1
ORDERLY 1
OTHER 1
OUT 5
OWN 3
PACKED 1
PARTICULARLY 1
PASSPORT 4
PAST 1
PATROL 1
PEOPLE 5
PERUSED 1
PHOTOGRAPH 1
PLACE 1
PLANNING 1
PLEASANTLY 1
PLIGHT 1
PLODDING 1
POLITE 1
POOR 2
PRESERVATIVES 1
PROFUSELY 1
PURPOSE 1
QUITE 1
RAMSHACKLE 1
REACHED 1
REALLY 1
REASON 2
RECORD 1
REGULAR 1
REPLIED 1
RESPONDED 1
REST 1
RETURNING 1
RIFLE 1
RIGHT 1
ROBOT 1
SAID 5
SAN 1
SAW 1
SAYING 2
SCATTERED 1
SEE 2
SEEM 2
SEEMS 1
SELF 1
SELFLESS 1
SEMIAUTOMATIC 1
SEXUALITY 1
SHALL 2
SHIRT 20
SHIRTS 7
SHOT 1
SHOW 1
SIGHED 1
SIGN 1
SINCE 1
SO 2
SOMETHING 3
SOMEWHERE 1
SON 2
SOON 2
SORRY 1
SOUTH 2
SPECIFICALLY 1
SPOKE 1
SPOKEN 1
STARING 1
STATES 1
STILL 3
STOOD 1
STOP 1
STOPPED 1
SUFFERED 1
SUGGESTED 1
SUPPOSE 1
TAKING 1
TALE 1
TELL 2
THAN 3
THAT 8
THE 31
THEIR 4
THEM 7
THERE 3
THEY 5
THIS 4
THOSE 1
THROUGH 1
TIME 1
TO 29
TOLD 3
TOO 1
TOOK 1
TOWARDS 1
TOWN 1
TRANSLATOR 1
TRAVELING 1
TROUBLE 1
TRY 1
TRYING 1
TURNED 3
UNCONVENTIONALLY 1
UNDERSTAND 3
UNFORTUNATELY 2
UNITES 1
UNIVERSAL 1
UP 2
UPON 1
USUAL 1
UTTERLY 1
VILLAGE 2
VISITING 1
VOICE 4
WALKING 2
WANDERED 2
WANTED 2
WAS 14
WAVED 1
WAY 1
WE 1
WEEK 1
WELL 4
WENT 1
WERE 4
WHAT 9
WHEN 2
WHERE 3
WHICH 3
WHILE 1
WHISTLES 1
WHO 3
WHY 2
WIFE 1
WILL 1
WINDOWS 1
WITH 6
WITHOUT 1
WIVES 2
WORD 1
WORDS 1
WOULD 2
YEARS 2
YELL 1
YET 2
YOU 19
YOUNG 7
YOUR 1

Analyzing the concordance, some intriguing realities of the text become evident.
For example, shirt is said nearly twice as often as Bot (20 to 13) and yet absent from the text are words like "T-shirt" "Sleeve" or "Button," leaving the style of Shirt Bot's many shirts completely up to the reader.

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