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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Big Beef City posted:

I posted something realistic, and meant it.

How's it going for you with this?

You mean you ARENT supposed to wash your balls in those things?

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Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014




One day, we will breed a bald snake person.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


my cat just farted in my face

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Human + Lamia = 3 sperms

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You mean you ARENT supposed to wash your balls in those things?

its allright clam. you can do whatever you want. big beef city just has ptsd from hitting himself in the balls with his golf club over and over and its made him bitter and angry for no reason

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Meme Poker Party posted:

hbag has like thirty posts a day even with constant probing.

Imagine the raw posting power if he was free from the shackles of FYAD tyranny.

He could almost single handedly help this thread get to 1000 this year if not for the 'YAD

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Revins posted:

my cat just farted in my face

My cat begged me to pick him up and as soon as I did he sneezed right my face

After the five hundredth time its happened i'm starting to think it's on purpose

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Aardvark! posted:

its allright clam. you can do whatever you want. big beef city just has ptsd from hitting himself in the balls with his golf club over and over and its made him bitter and angry for no reason

I donít get what those things are for now. Are you supposed to take a little drink from them or something? Clean balls makes more sense. Nothing will gently caress up your golf game like some sticky balls clinging to one leg or another. Itís like when gymnasts use the rosin I thought. I also sincerely hope ppl havenít been drinking from those things too.

Also srry big beer city, just givin ya a little razz-mataz, I think itís only fair that I can wash my sweaty balls while you do donuts in your tim Allen modded golf cart.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the only real golf is mini golf


and videogame golf

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Tip posted:

the only real golf is mini golf


and videogame golf

videogame mini golf is pretty good too. being able to jump over poo poo in golf with your friends rules

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I've been playing VR golf on my oculus quest and it's really good. You can even pull up a huge youtube window and watch stuff or listen to music while you golf.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





ive got golf story on the switch, which is fun

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

I've got mario golf for the gbc and that's really all the golf I think I need

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I don't know what to make of this dating profile but I'm kinda worried about that fetus

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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My mouth watered just lookin at those. Probably taste like some big meaty crab claws... So juicy sweet

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




this artist is pretty good

https://twitter.com/nurikabenuri/status/1378317102465966082?s=19

hbag
Feb 13, 2021



Revins posted:

lol hbag stop posting in fyad

that last one was too good to resist come on

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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hbag posted:

that last one was too good to resist come on

It wasn't a very fyad post though

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

It wasn't a very fyad post though

I've been here 7 years and I still don't get fyad

I want to get it

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





PinheadSlim posted:

I've been here 7 years and I still don't get fyad

I want to get it

No you donít

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



PinheadSlim posted:

I've been here 7 years and I still don't get fyad

I want to get it

you literally just hit 6 years, no rounding up from 6.02 to 7

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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PinheadSlim posted:

I've been here 7 years and I still don't get fyad

I want to get it

Its just a particular sense of humor. If reading that forum isn't funny at all to you then its not worth reading at all.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



if you come back and say you were here for a year before registering this account I won't believe you

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


I've been here a lot longer and still don't get it

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Tonight I made soup. Hot Italian sausage, orange bell pepper, zucchini, crushed tomatoes, onion, celery, chicken stock, garlic, basil, parsley, thyme, sage, black pepper, red pepper, and orzo pasta. The pasta soaked up a ton of the liquid and made it into more of a stew than a soup, but that's okay. It was good.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Mostly I canít read FYAD for the same reason I canít read BYOB: The mile long signatures

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Tonight I made soup. Hot Italian sausage, orange bell pepper, zucchini, crushed tomatoes, onion, celery, chicken stock, garlic, basil, parsley, thyme, sage, black pepper, red pepper, and orzo pasta. The pasta soaked up a ton of the liquid and made it into more of a stew than a soup, but that's okay. It was good.

nice, sounds good

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Tonight I made soup. Hot Italian sausage, orange bell pepper, zucchini, crushed tomatoes, onion, celery, chicken stock, garlic, basil, parsley, thyme, sage, black pepper, red pepper, and orzo pasta. The pasta soaked up a ton of the liquid and made it into more of a stew than a soup, but that's okay. It was good.

That sounds fantastic

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



Has anyone heard anything about Vin Diesel recently? It's been kind of quiet, and I am starting to get worried

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



Hope you are doing well VD, wherever you are.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



There has just got to be a better Vin Diesel meme than that.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






2 real

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



One of the things I have laughed at the hardest (must have hit me just right) is Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



Joe Biden just announced a crackdown on ghost guns which is bullshit because now how am I supposed to kill ghosts

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Thou canst not kill that with doth not live, Prof. Crocodile

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



not without a ghost gun

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I thought those were special guns that even ghosts could hold...

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



no that is a different thing. you cannot ban those ghost guns. the constitution and bill of rights do not exclude ghosts, just women and non-whites.

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