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Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





You don’t even really need to dip em in anything they’re pretty good on their own

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



T’wether it is the volume of our verbosity or the viscosity of articulation, we may never know whence the moment of anticipation and syncopation emerges in thine reader, thus breaching the boundary of passive dullardry to the lustrous excesses of their criticious forte. “CUM!”, he ejaculated, with such fervor that the chipmunks scattered to more stable footholds, unbeknownst of the next spillage of toungery, but knowing secretly and unabashedly that it would be FANTABULOUS and SPLENDORIOUS, illuminated as a candle to parchment paper.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


This is the GBS chat thread now. For 1000 pages.

I have decreed it.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Chomp8645 posted:

This is the GBS chat thread now. For 1000 pages.

I have decreed it.

k did everyone have a good Thanksgiving?

For the first time in my 41 years I was unable to have it with my family but my wife and I made a pretty good spread at home and it was delicious. I think a lot of people in our area decided to stay home because we couldn't find any breasts for sale, we had to go with a full bird. We got a 12 pounder which is huge for two people but we cooked a lot of the dark meat without seasoning so our cat could have some and he'll be eating turkey breakfasts for a few days still.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




ive been trying to start a chat thread foe three weeks and all it takes is to claim you'll reach a thousand pages, this is bullshit but hello hey whats up i love a chat thread im drunk

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Sid Vicious posted:

ive been trying to start a chat thread foe three weeks and all it takes is to claim you'll reach a thousand pages, this is bullshit but hello hey whats up i love a chat thread im drunk

This thread is a safe haven for drunk posters

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

k did everyone have a good Thanksgiving?

For the first time in my 41 years I was unable to have it with my family but my wife and I made a pretty good spread at home and it was delicious. I think a lot of people in our area decided to stay home because we couldn't find any breasts for sale, we had to go with a full bird. We got a 12 pounder which is huge for two people but we cooked a lot of the dark meat without seasoning so our cat could have some and he'll be eating turkey breakfasts for a few days still.

Mine was good. Small this year for obvious reasons. And my folks seem to have finally gotten over talking about politics all the time. Had good eats and called it early.


Tip posted:

This thread is a safe haven for drunk posters

I'm taking it to the next step and popping a "chill" chocolate right now if you ykwim

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




he means freaking weed dudes

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Sid Vicious posted:

he means freaking weed dudes

wuzzat

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Quantity over quality!

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Ate a bunch of turkey and got the itis bad

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


One thousand pages of chomp posting anime lol unplug us we are ready for oblivion

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




well we got to 3 guys, good try

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

One thousand pages of chomp posting anime lol unplug us we are ready for oblivion

Come on, post with me...





We can talk about anything you want...

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


PAGE FOUR CREW



edit: gently caress

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Potatoes with with faces? fuckin gay

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


runnypoops posted:

Potatoes with with faces? fuckin gay

Potato face.




Potato face.



Potato face.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010


I ate some potatoes before, did not see any faces in em. Startin to think its just a hoax.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Keep posting were almost there

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Kinda sleepy. Wish I could take a nap and not work

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


The_Continental posted:

Keep posting were almost there

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the cow








page 3 gang

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






14 posts 'till page 4!!!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Should I drink some coffee, y/n

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Page Thread

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Should I drink some coffee, y/n

Yeah.

I can't function without caffeine, need it from the moment I wake up or I'm useless. It's gotten really bad and I don't know if it's from depression, taking sleep medication for too long, or post-covid syndrome.

All I know for sure is I gotta drink all the coffee and energy drinks, and I'm taking you down (up) with me.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



i like lots of caffeine but not the accompanying awareness of my heartbeat

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Mooey Cow posted:

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Page Thread

lol

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I've downed a cup. Can already feel it helping out a bit. Its 2 oclock here, just gotta make it to 4:30. I'm relatively sensitive to caffeine so I usually don't need much to get perked

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



its a shame theres no ethically sourced locally grown cocaine. farmers markets ought to just call it quits

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005


gary oldmans diary posted:

its a shame theres no ethically sourced locally grown cocaine. farmers markets ought to just call it quits

move to bolivia

only buy union-label coca

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Ok I think to get this to 1000 pages we need a controversial topic, so I'll start one:

Eating rear end is bad.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



MakaVillian posted:

Ok I think to get this to 1000 pages we need a controversial topic, so I'll start one:

Eating rear end is bad.

I'm generally not interested in assholes during sex, mine or theirs. Like, anal sex is fine, but it's at the bottom (lol) of my list.

The last woman I dated really wanted anal but she couldn't be honest about it so she was constantly trying to get me to ask for it. Saying things like, "I bet you want to gently caress me in the rear end don't you?", and I'd be like "I'll gently caress you in the rear end if you want," and she'd be like, "No, YOU WANT IT, NOT ME".

I never hosed her in the rear end.

Moral of the story: just be honest about it if you want butt stuff

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

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gary oldmans diary posted:

i like lots of caffeine but not the accompanying awareness of my heartbeat

Awareness of the heartbeat is awareness of mortality, and hence, the universe.

Embrace it.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Chomp8645 posted:

Awareness of the heartbeat is awareness of mortality, and hence, the universe.

Embrace it.

He just prefers to get that feeling the old fashioned way, union made locally produced cocaine

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

fart

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Tip posted:

He just prefers to get that feeling the old fashioned way, union made locally produced cocaine
maybe im just old fashioned i suppose

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