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Ratjaculation posted:'a dick pic' If you read all the comments you'd see we already saw that point and litigated it, and you're a liar. You've lost our trust and respect, and we all know that on page 100 you're gonna post a picture of you standing next to someone named Dick, and then you'll insist "Now page 150, that's when you see my ACTUAL PENIS", and then you'll post a picture of you holding a piece of paper with "my ACTUAL PENIS" written on it. No one's fooled, maybe we'll start believing if you  on it. Mods won't buy into your word games.
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Mar 2, 2021 22:47
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serious about dick pics ITT
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Mar 3, 2021 01:06
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it's finally page 1000 and i'm ready to look at a dick
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Mar 3, 2021 01:22
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Mar 3, 2021 01:35
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fins posted:Theory: Meme Poker Party is holding oglaf's author hostage So uhhhh...what happens after you go to her boudoir?
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Mar 3, 2021 01:37
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Hell Yeah posted:it's finally page 1000 and i'm ready to look at a dick Rush Limbaugh died like a week ago srry. 
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Mar 3, 2021 01:42
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I just sent in a form to my landlord informing them that I will no longer be paying rent due to the pandemic.  This should reduce my stress levels because I'm totally broke and looking for work and the government says I don't have to pay anything until July, but instead now I'm much more stressed out feeling like I've done something wrong even though I know it's fine. Yay, anxiety! 
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Mar 3, 2021 01:43
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Hell Yeah posted:it's finally page 1000 and i'm ready to look at a dick Turn off your monitor
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Mar 3, 2021 01:46
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It's 2021, get with the times, it's "turn off your phone" now.
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Mar 3, 2021 01:47
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:So uhhhh...what happens after you go to her boudoir? Tune in next week to find out! Same snake time, same snake channel!
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Mar 3, 2021 01:48
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:So uhhhh...what happens after you go to her boudoir? Hardcore fuckin' son what the hell do you think monster girls are all about?!
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Mar 3, 2021 01:48
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Hardcore fuckin' son what the hell do you think monster girls are all about?! #NotAllMonsterGirls
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Mar 3, 2021 01:52
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:So uhhhh...what happens after you go to her boudoir? You are a nerd and as you cautiously approach the temple-like structure an incredibly beautiful lamia says, "Welcome to the tower of the sexy snake lady, come to my boudoir." You immediately agree and enter. You see that it is indeed a very fancy place with lots of statues and paintings. The Lamia then leads you into her bedroom where she takes off your clothes and begins licking up your body. PLEASE ENTER YOUR NEXT ACTION
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Mar 3, 2021 01:54
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it's page 1000 show the penis please. to celebrate
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Mar 3, 2021 01:56
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Tip posted:You are a nerd and as you cautiously approach the temple-like structure an incredibly beautiful lamia says, "Welcome to the tower of the sexy snake lady, come to my boudoir." Meme Poker Party posted:#NotAllMonsterGirls >tell the lamia that we really just want to cuddle and watch a movie edit: she can pick the movie
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Mar 3, 2021 01:57
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is the snake lady like a mermaid and doesn't have a pussy or do she have legs
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Mar 3, 2021 01:58
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:>tell the lamia that we really just want to cuddle and watch a movie The lamia seems like she's disappointed, but nods and tells you to follow her. She lays on the bed and beckons you over. "Come over here and relax...."
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Mar 3, 2021 02:01
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Hell Yeah posted:is the snake lady like a mermaid and doesn't have a pussy or do she have legs We need some clarification here because that self-described "snake lady" in the image does NOT look like a lamia. A lamia converts at the hips/thighs so they would not have legs (except maybe the very beginnings of some) but they would have a pussay.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:03
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a mermaid doesn't have pussy tho
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Mar 3, 2021 02:17
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:edit: she can pick the movie You say, "You should pick the movie." She smiles and nods. "I'll be right back, I have to go pee." She walks out of the room and you hear the door slam shut. Note: I'm using an AI to generate these responses, and I had to regenerate this one like twenty times to get something that wasn't way too horny. The AI really wants to suck your dick.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:18
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Tip posted:You say, "You should pick the movie." > examine room
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Mar 3, 2021 02:20
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Meme Poker Party posted:> examine room Room 1: This room has a lot of pictures and paintings of naked women. There is also a large statue of some sort.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:22
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Meme Poker Party posted:We need some clarification here because that self-described "snake lady" in the image does NOT look like a lamia. A lamia converts at the hips/thighs so they would not have legs (except maybe the very beginnings of some) but they would have a pussay. I disagree, as genitals usually start at or around the hips/thighs. So a lamia having a human vagina is an iffy proposition at best. But they do have boobs so they're ok by me
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Mar 3, 2021 02:27
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(I'm playing too) > You adjust all the paintings to see if they open any hidden doors. You move the paintings carefully and examine them. All of them seem to just be pictures and for nothing, you sigh loudly. You walk over to the large statue and move the cloth that it's wearing. No doors are opened. You then examine the picture frames next to them. One of them shows a painting of a door, a pair of glasses and a lamp. A quote reads: "I open the door to my room to one, but the master of the house is the graduate." You then turn your attention to the large painting on the wall. It shows a dark room with many items. You can't really make out most of what is in it, but there is a throne in the corner and on the floor in front you see two figures.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:28
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MakaVillian posted:I disagree, as genitals usually start at or around the hips/thighs. So a lamia having a human vagina is an iffy proposition at best. There is no disagreeing. It was not speculation. This matter was already settled in previous threads. Sources were cited. The opposition admitted defeat.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:30
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Meme Poker Party posted:There is no disagreeing. It was not speculation. What thread sir?!
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Mar 3, 2021 02:32
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> You sit down and wait for the lamia to return "I love you." She says as she walks back into her room. "Well, you sure know how to make a girl feel special." You giggle.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:43
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just 4 more pages to go until the true glory of page 1000
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Mar 3, 2021 02:49
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Aardvark! posted:just 4 more pages to go until the true glory of page 1000 > You say "just 4 more pages to go until the true glory of page 1000" She smiles and asks you, "so where are we now?" You reply, "I'm pretty sure that this is page 48." She furrows her eyebrows thoughtfully and agrees. You continue, "page 1000 is a big one, I think there was a big announcement or something?" She agrees.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:53
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Tip posted:
https://i.imgur.com/JnMZvds.mp4
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Mar 3, 2021 03:22
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> You say, "not now not even in the 24th century", and then as if to explain, you show her a video of Data from Star Trek looking at a terminal quizzically. She laughs heartily after seeing this. "I feel like that all the time, even if I'm not quizzical." She giggles. You put your arm around her and reassure her, "don't worry, you'll get it too." With that, she touches your face and asks, "Are you sure you can do this?" "What do you mean?" You ask. She looks down and then says, "I have to tell you something." Your stomach drops and you sit up quickly. "What is it?" She seems to be nervous about telling you, as if it's bad news. She takes a deep breath and then begins to tell you. "My father....." "he's dead right?" You interject. She lets out a chuckle, followed by a sigh, "actually he's still alive, but I'm not sure if he'll survive much longer."
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Mar 3, 2021 03:39
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"Lizards aren't even real," you say seductively
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Mar 3, 2021 03:40
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sebmojo posted:"Lizards aren't even real," you say seductively She laughs at your remark and then responds, "but he doesn't know that." "What's the matter, are you worried about disobeying him?" She goes quiet and then says, "that's part of it, but I have to go back in a month and perform the ritual." You nod in understanding, there's no use in lying to her. She would know if you were, after all. "Then you have to come too." You say, hoping that she'd agree. "Are you sure? I don't want to intrude."
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Mar 3, 2021 03:42
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"I love intrusions, especially igneous intrusions. They're my favourite!" you mutter, masking your impatience with a quick kata.
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Mar 3, 2021 03:57
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The ritual could be one of the infamous lamian orgies. I think we should go.
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Mar 3, 2021 03:58
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> You "I love intrusions, especially igneous intrusions. They're my favourite!" you mutter, masking your impatience with a quick kata. Then you say, "The ritual could be one of the infamous lamian orgies. I think we should go." "Are you sure?" You look at her face and your reply comes out straight, "The company is the main thing that I care about, if that's not good enough then I don't mind being alone." "Both of those sound liek bad choices. Forget about the ritual, we'll go to your place and you can show me what other tricks you have up your sleeve." She says slyly.
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Can a mod please add an addendum to the thread title to reflect that there's now a CYOA going on in here that's even better than WIREHEAD? That should get the people in.
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