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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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24 was a show I remember, but I can't remember if it was actually good

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heck

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sebmojo posted:

Sup poopthread

Yo show us how the people rated this thread please

then sixer anyone who didn't vote 5

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Jakabite posted:

I basically never vote on threads. am i weird

Not voting on threads means you're not allowed to moan about threads

thats democracy chumpadre

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You ever burn your tongue and then your mouth feels different and you're like "poo poo I hosed up my teeth" but actually its just your tongue being weird

thats me rn

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The Expanse season finale was very good, except for one extremely poorly performed imho character removal (though absolutely required )

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Snipped too early and had to wipe a dozen times for damage control

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Tip posted:

I've made a lot of art about meatball subs





https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5f05L6sitxY




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3% of the way there team

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3.1% of the way team, heeeeellllll yeeeeeeeaaaaaaa

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Jakabite posted:

If my investments grew at this rate, I would have 300 pounds by the end of the decade.

Lloyds writing to me (despite me opting into paperless) to tell me I had gained 3p interest is probably the best thing to happen to me so far in 2021

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And now that I think about it, that's my only income this year too

Lol 😩

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Another chat thread started a jackbox night, maybe something like that would be good for folk to talk to whilst eating frozen pizza

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Feb 11, 2021

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Internetjack posted:

Bears are a favorite. Don't see them too often, but when I do I get all excited cause they are pretty and neat, and then realize it could probably kill me if it wanted to. Fun stuff.

Seen a couple beautiful coyotes recently, just healthy coats, looking solid.

Also saw two albino turkeys in a flock this last fall. Thought they were geese for a moment.

Sorry I saw the posts above and thought it wasn't the time so edited my message out

Now you look crazy ahahahahahahaha

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But here:

I work in conservation and am a massive nerd for nature, but someone just asked me what my favourite animal is and I don't have a clue

Like, my favourite animal is my mum's dog but I haven't seen for a year now for play fights on the floor, nor her dog.

I also like Sirocco the Kākāpō, despite him being a sex pest, re:

Species wise though, I don't know. Whale sharks are pretty cool I guess? Maybe sunfish?

What are yours goons?

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And there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it

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I'll.manipulate the time continuum all I want!

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Your first mistake was using Amazon.

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It was clearly the only footage they had to play with to remove him.

Given there was only one more season they could have just the others dialog him back to reconcile with his wife on Mars instead of ruining a cool rear end rescue and having a main character just flop out.

I don't know, apparently a big non-main character died this way in the books but not the show, but it just seemed so badly canned in to me.

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And to think that the Leave Britney Alone person was right the whole time

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She doesn't want to be a sleuth, wtf?

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Tip posted:

Thanks y'all, I'm 36 now.

Next month is my 15 year SAnniversary.

What did you get for your bday bud?

Lego? Diddy Kong Racing?

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gary oldmans diary posted:

poo poo i should plant a bunch of onions and potatoes. its next to impossible to imagine saying oh no i really overdid it with the onions and potatoes. ill never eat all these

drat right.

I have half an allotment (shared with housemates) that i've just got sorted for planting, and it will probably just be tats and nuns.

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The entire plot next to us is taken up by a huge polytunnel that is teaming with variety.

The 3 next to that are owned by a single person who just happens to be mates with a local councillor.

Allotment goss is on fire.

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I love radishes. Nice way to add a little spice and crunch to a salad.

Ask him to eat sweetcorn the day before

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hbag posted:

god loving damnit

How about connect 4? (think it needs the fixed codes)

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Tip posted:

I feel like we might get more posts if this thread was rated 5. I did my part.

People look at a 5 thread and think 'it's too good, I can't post there'

Rate it a 3 and get the numbers in

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Postin' palz itt

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its going to blow up the server in geffs campervan

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Tip posted:

I actually have some prescription poo poo for migraines but it makes me ill for days so I never use it. Instead I just took some acetaminophen, ibuprofen, and a cup of coffee. Hasn't helped so far.

Sometimes I get migraines that don't include any pain, instead parts of my vision just become bright and kaleidoscopic.

This one's just pain.

I've been getting 3/4-day clusters during lockdown, hopefully just the stress of it all. I feel for you man. It's the same poo poo everyone says but drink heaps of water and get some isotonic drinks as well.

Suma-triptans are my best buddies, but they just take the pain away. Still have that horrible 'numbness', dizziness and nausea. Oh and the lovely heartbeat effect in my vision.

Ain't no shame in hitting the hay as much as right now

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