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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Never checked out this thread til now. I see meme poker party has been posting anime girls since page 1. Very consistent.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
My anime girl folder is buried deep within nested folders to be hidden away, but I forgot the explorer path. Somewhere on my PC is a hidden fortune of anime girls.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

well I'm really hungry for some spicy ramen but don't know what's good nor know a good recipe.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Anime and bare asses. Not sure this is the right thread for me.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Walk a mile in my shoes and you'll know true pain and suffering.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Coca cola is really good plus I can feel my enamel fizzing away when I drink it.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
There used to be a cool soda pop shop nearby with all sorts of weird poo poo that you would never actually enjoy drinking. They went out of business though. Had some neat candy too that you couldn't find anywhere else except online.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Anxiety afflicted balls

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
My balls have been seeing a therapist lately

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Tip posted:

has she tried CBT?

this is a perfect joke

Not yet. So far everytime the therapist tells me to put them away. Eventually we'll get a breakthrough.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Theyre tortured enough

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
and you came through. I believed in you

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Time for coffee. Got that irish cream :getin:

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Free samples of every meat and cheese

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Meme Poker Party posted:

Yeah, I mean to be honest it's ok. I've lingered here too long and I'm hoping to use this as an opportunity to get somewhere back near SD where most of my friends are. Asset: large cash reserve. Difficulty: no job. We'll see how it goes lol.

Can't you just sell lizard girl art or something from anywhere

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I used to think hbag was a sophisticated aristocrat but this changes everything!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Never eat a croissant while driving or when you get out you'll look like you rolled in a pile of them.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Aardvark! posted:

I'm gonna eat it in bed because it's breakfast baby!!! :q:

on a plate, extremely carefully

You will make a mistake. You will think you were very careful. Then at night you will feel a single croissant flake on your neck. You will eat it, shamefully.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

This does not seem practical.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Since Aardvark won't answer his gd PMs here's a question for the chat thread:

How do I pay for a gang tag for myself and a few people? When I go to buy an avatar it appears I'm replacing the entire thing.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Aardvark! posted:

oops oh yeah sorry

if you want to buy a gangtag in to existence, yes you have to pay $5 to host it by itself as an av, then another $5 to go back to your av and use the image link from the gangtag you uploaded

Oh OK so it seems like I will then need to copy the person's original avatar image and text into the new avatar as well so it wont erase what they already have. Doesn't appear there's a simple way to just add the tag to it.

It's also confusing because the buy new avatar page has this warning: A few BBcode tags are not allowed in titles: [video], [img], and [timg]

Which apparently isn't true.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Thank you :cheers:

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Qcs got a lot of poo poo going on today eh? Aardvark and LAP please stay here this is a safe space for friends

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Sometimes I'll get a craving to eat an entire can of green beans or a jar of cauliflower, etc. Just bizarre late night eating. Probably my body telling me I normally eat like poo poo and need the veggies.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Yes it's extremely hosed up

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Big Beef City posted:

I'm assuming they meant something like this (though I've not seen this 'dilled' version, only 'mild' and 'hot') They're pickled, and delicious.



Right on the money. This poo poo is great and so are the hot versions.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

They're breaking things so they can show it to you later. Theres gonna be an oil leak that they don't know where its coming from

Hey we replaced your air filters that'll be 60 bucks. Oh you didn't want that? We already threw away the old ones sorry.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
GBS is pretty cool and neat place for posting amongst dads

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Imagine a forums ability to force an account the ability to only view and post in the gas chamber. Rip

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Literally A Person posted:

Speaking of the demslol thread, check out the second to last post where some nimrod believes me to be the ever so cute and wonderful Literally A Bird. I am not that good looking :(

You couldn't be more clear in your username

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Zil posted:

One of the little league teams I was on was named the mudcrabs. That is my mudcrab story.

I was actually talking about your little league team.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

My exacta paid out big time here.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Margaritas tonight bitches

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Trip report: margaritas were good.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
GBS mods have been pretty cool so far. A sixer for posting about tugging off lamia tails once in awhile doesn't seem too bad imo.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
There once was a mod who was pedo
They struck everyone as a big weirdo
They got caught posting child porn
Their mod friends were real torn
And they argued it was not kid porno

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I've been really concerned about my cars extended warranty lately

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Big Beef City posted:

I was watching the PGA Championship the other weekend and one of the golfers hit the ball into the crowd.
Thankfully the ball was stopped from going to far when it struck a stroller with a child in it.

I can't think of any better place to bring a stroller-aged child than a hot sunny golf course for a full day event and put them in a position where they can be struck by projectiles at the same time.

Baseball games. You'd have to watch every swing. I'd be a nervous wreck.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I'm a huge baby about my eyes too. At one point in my 20s I decided to try contacts. It was a no poo poo 45 minute struggle in the morning to get them in. Hilariously pathetic and infuriating. I just can't get over the reflex of closing my eyelid tight when trying to put something in it. Same problem with eye drops. The contact experiment lasted about 3 weeks.

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