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Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
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Watch Dorohedoro. The intro/outro songs alone are bangers, and the story is "on fleek" as the 25 year old kids say.

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Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
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fridge corn posted:

Cant wait to get off page 80: the anime page

I agree. I welcome page 81: tall Resident Evil lady pics.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
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In Migihidari Koukou (that's high school for you gaijin), there is an 18 year old girl with yaeba and cat ears and H cup boobs somehow without crippling back problems.

Every nen (or year), a boy sees her and bleeds exactly 1/10 ounce of blood from his nose. The same boy sees her every day and bleeds the exact same amount. When his desiccated corpse is taken to the nurse's office for mugicha, or barley tea, exactly one second of this anime conversation will have passed.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
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https://i.imgur.com/Bo6fxiQ.mp4

Here's some of the cool tunes I said about from before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMN3-TD2Z_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF7QDvrBT9Q

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right


Today's lucky item report for all star signs! Be sure to have one of these items with you to ensure good luck!

Aries: handful of antibacterial gel
Taurus: soft penguin plush toy
Gemini: a person who looks just like you
Cancer: Red Lobster bib
Leo: stuff from a pool filter
Virgo: somethingawful.com forums account
Libra: cat food and dog food, in equal amounts
Scorpius: Laphroaig whisky
Saggittarruous: a better star sign
Capricorn: The Office DVD (season 14 only!)
Aquarius: like, a poo poo-ton of bitcoins
Pisces: deez nuts

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
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I plan to incorporate ideas presented in earlier pages to create the 1,000 Page SA-Thread Universe.

Page 500- Pizza roll wars begin; some goons are radicalized enough to go outside and purchase things in public.
Page 600- horoscopes for DBZ characters
Page 616- temporarily closed pending FBI investigation regarding Jakabite's tragic turn to villainy after watching the new Fantastic 4 reboot.
Page 666- Demonic cooking recipes and trig homework help
Pages 700-771- Kat Dennings pics from WandaVision
Page 772- return of butts only page, but one only page because of "i'M oN My wOrk cOmPutEr" idiots.
Pages 800-840- crossover event with Bitcoin thread once bitcoin reaches $70,000 and/or ice caps melt

Page 1,000 will be PYF Marvel movie moments, setting up Jakabite's escape from supermax.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

at first I didn't know how to feel about Josh Brolin playing Jakabite, but script just turns him into a generic cgi monster bad guy, so i don't think it really matter who played him.

Around page 700, Jakabite starts seeding plans for a "Thanus"-style death. Like, really encouraging it with and everything.

On page 702, we open a kickstarter for it.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
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Big Beef City posted:

I don't watch any comic book themed anything and feel I'm better than you for it, honestly

I throw you an Ant-Man helmet. I put on my Thanos mask.

Welcome to the extended universe.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right


Grocery Report for March 21.


Belgioioso Provolone Cheese

Results: Fuggedaboudit! This Wisconsin cheese packs a delicious punch and melts deliciously over bread, bread, and other types of bread! Due to my startling calcium deficiency, the 100 slice packs from Costco only last a few hours at the Grumblepuff household, but those cheesy poops last for days and days. They're great for showing off whenever guests come by; they'll love the cheesy flavors and aromas.


International Delights Coffee Creamer- Fruity Pebbles flavor.

Results: If Purgatory has a flavor this is it, because you will regret your decision sip by sip as flashes of your melancholy childhood come back to you! I recommend this flavor for people who wish to really understand that once they hit 30, they will repeat the next decade in a never-ending loop until they get it right. Oh god, please get it right this time. We are all in the loop with you, Elizabeth...

The label design is cute and definitely lets you know that you're gonna yabba dabba do something great today!

Impulse Buy: Magnolia Journal ($8.99. I skipped my kid's allergy medicine this week to buy a copy)

Results: After reading this magazine, I went down the block to where a new house is being built. I took a few small 8x12x2 chunks out of some trusses, replaced it with wood filler, and made some "Love is laughter at Life's Disasters" signs for my new study/garage space. Couldn't afford shiplap, so I stapled some old fence slats to the walls. Tried to make the "spicy summer mint julep", but I only had tabasco, mint leaves, and sugar. Mixed those up with water. It is still refreshing! I look up at my wooden sign that says, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" and just sit down and appreciate the goodness in life.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
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You can clearly separate the world into two types of people: people who like biscuits and gravy and idiots.

Sawmill, right?

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

biscuits are awesome but white gravy is bad

Gravy talk! Which house of gravy do you represent? And why is white gravy bad?

https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/kinds-of-gravy

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Internetjack posted:

Anyone want to share their pet peeves? I know that is kind of negative-Nancy, and themes are kinda out, but posting has to happen.

Mine is people not using their turn signals when driving. I wasted at least 30 seconds today; not knowing if someone was going to turn or not. Nice $50,000 brand new car you have idiot. Too bad the turn signals don't work.

Seconding this.

Also, why can't they make anime figures that people (me) actually want?!

Why do I have to wait years and years for a Merlin from Seven Deadly Sins figure, while Slurpy Buttkins from Obscure Anime about Eating Beans gets a limited edition and regular edition figure?!

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

It just tastes like flour to me most of the time.

Red-Eye gravy has no flour. Tomato gravy will have little to no "floury" taste. You owe it to yourself to try, because biscuits and gravy are awesome.

Meme Poker Party posted:

It's bullshit, and we're not gonna take it anymore!!!

Fitgirl Demons need figures now!

I always signal at roundabouts because the average Floridian drives like they hate low car insurance premiums and don't play tic-tac-toe because it's "rigged."

Grumblepuff fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Mar 22, 2021

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Good morninafterning,

I live my life 10mg of loratadine at a time. Nothing else matters, not the mucous, not the sneezing, not "teenage boy with pornhub premium" sized mountain of tissues in the wastebasket. For those 24 hours of allergy relief, I am free.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Takes off sunglasses with the same hand holding my Cuban cigar.

Meme Poker Party, you've got the goods, kid!

Drives off in my Ferrari F40, blaring Van Halen

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
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fridge corn posted:

How are you blaring Van Halen? F40s dont have audio systems

lower my shades with one finger, my class ring sparkles in the sun

Uh, boom box bro. Take a picture, it'll last longer!


Me and my 5 other friends in the car laugh at you. We peel out on your lawn, setting us up at the antagonists in the story.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
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fridge corn posted:

Uhh I'm looking at an F40 right now and I'm struggling to see how you're gonna fit 6 people and a boom box inside of one

I sling my letterman's jacket over my shoulders.

Look at this guy! "Researching" a car?! HAHA. What. A. SQUARE!

The cute blond(e) you had a crush on walks past you and plants a kiss on my cheek.

"Sorry, fridge corn, but he has a car and the concert is tonight!"

All seven of us hop into my F40 with our ski gear and head to the mountains. It is a beautiful winter day in Florida, as the sun sets over the Atlantic.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Betcha think you "got through to me"
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Well drat, I wasn't expecting my comeuppance until 3/4 of the way into the thread.

I am left in a pile of snow, only my feet visible, as you drive off into the sunset with the first place trophy for posting

Literally A Person, what's your take on Beyond Meat? Edit: /\/\/\ Jakabite, if you've tried, what's your opinion of it, too?

I've had it before- not too bad. The taste is in the ballpark of meat, and the texture is off but not by an unappealing degree.

Grumblepuff fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Mar 24, 2021

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Aardvark! posted:

had a dream i was in a mansion and really wanted to beat off but every single time i found a room someone would barge in

So, what was the problem? At some point, personal responsibility falls on the bargers, not the person trying to hydroplane the main drain.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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To entice the lurkers: On page 150, I will do a Khan Academy style video explaining how to solve any image you post on the page.

Any.

Image.

you post

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Meme Poker Party posted:





Plus-Sized Elf anime when???



MPP, I know you'll find some plus-sized elf anime. I believe in you. sincerely, the VP of this thread.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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My fellows..



Short ribs benedict. I could eat this forever. This may be my first serious post of the ever.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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MakaVillian posted:

As always, we are extremely close



To stay on topic:



If you don't like fries from Checkers/Rallys, you are a skinny elf bastard

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Tip posted:

recently bought the rally's frozen french fries and they're actually pretty deece

don't have the actual restaurants around here though

Oh, dang. Fresh off the line is the best. Sometimes a mysterious fry puff appears, which I assume is a coagulation of the batter or seasoning they use. It appears at the bottom of the bag and just brings joy.

Gyoza is next. Soft inside, crispy outside. Perfect for anyone who loves tasty food and sensuous snake women!

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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15 goons on the dead memes thread

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Yo-ho-ho and a lamia's bum

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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MPP by Big Beef's Reply was fixed
Big Beef was brained with DeadFatDuck's Mazda 6
Ratjacku’s peen got taken some pics
It had been gripped by fingers ten
By himself and at least like, 2 or 3 men
Like free content from OnlyFans
Yo ho ho and a lamia's bum

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Page 998= left ball
Page 999= right ball
Page 1,000=shaft
Page 1,001= thread closed. No tip for us.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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I don't mean say this betrayal has caused the end times, but...



Appropriate, because in this version, we also don't see dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBt7yLXyDk

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Ratjaculation posted:

yeah i didn't specify in this thread though

The great Ratjacudick Scavenger Hunt is on! Find the pic and bring it here!

Is this it?!

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Revins posted:



Is this it?!

I found a turgid picture!

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Keira Knightley's spit. Just a plate full of it.


You all may use this answer in other posts. It's very versatile.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Big Beef City posted:

I am sorry that you and your snake titties are going to be living on the street and will have to sell your rear end for loose change and have to eat out of dumpsters while raccoons thrash your balls endlessly that's no fun

the_day_bison_graced_your_village.txt

I don't know the parent situation MPP, but I wish you well. That move back in with parents can be tough. It's not uncommon, though, and I hope it can at least afford you a chance to get some much needed stability.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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I think erotic literature is top tier because that's all you; you're putting words in your mind and stuff comes out of other parts.

That's alchemy, my d00ds/ettes.

Seconding the, "travel as a substitute for actual personality is balls" opinion. If you're able to, however, it's great to travel. I wish everyone here could qualify for a work visa to go fuckle about in a country you've never been before. I know teaching English overseas is a thing, but not everyone qualifies.

Wow, what a way to start this page. Mozzarella cheese is legit. Let's talk about that.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I have always wondered why Garfield hates Mondays when every day is pretty much the same for him, but Davis had the answer. "Garfield does not have a job, Garfield does not go to school and every day is the same. Nevertheless every Monday is just a reminder that his life is the same old, same old cycling again and for some reason even though his life is pretty much the same every day on Mondays specifically, awful things tend to happen to him physically."

I always thought it was an allegory for the October Revolution. Jon represents the oafish and deaf tsarist regime. Odie represented the enslaved, blind proletariats who suffer yet are content to keep things as they are. Lasagna represents pizza. Nermal is the manifestation of the joyful exploiter- the bourgeoisie who knows his place in the defective system and relishes the power, while Garfield represents the realization that, as a bourgeoisie himself, change will result in death- either figurative as his position in society is destroyed, or literally as a relic of a class system that needs eradication.

Monday is hated because it is the eve of Tuesday. The October Revolution began on a Tuesday. Therefore, Garfield hates the anxiety that comes with the anticipation of an even that will change all of their lives.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Ventral EggSac posted:

There is just no way there isn't already a racy image of St Patrick and a / multiple lamias (lamiae?) out there somewhere


A similar story exists about a hermit, Saint Memepo, in the 4th century BCE (Prov. 12:22-25)

[22]After, he went into a hole or cave to hide, and anon he found there a great multitude of lamiaes, that so much beat him that his mother bare him upon her shoulders in to the house as if dead.

[23] When the other hermits were assembled and wept his death, and would have done service, suddenly he revived and returned into the pit again where the lamiaes had so evil beaten him , and began to summon the demons again. The fear of death soon held him, and felt the hot breath and grasp of the demons' works upon him.

[24] Then came a clear brightness, and all the beasts fled away, and Memepo understood that in this great light our Lord came, and he said twice: Who art thou? The good Jesu answered: I am here, Memepo. Then said Saint Memepo: Where hast thou been so long? why wert thou not here with me at the beginning to help me and to heal my wounds?

[25] Then our Lord said: I was here but I would see and abide to see thy battle, and because thou hast manly fought and well maintained thy battle, I hope this does not awaken anything in you.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Music recommendations for sex havers? My go-to track of "Pique la Baleine" has not been well-received.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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Every song is a banger, thank you! These feel like secret tracks to a Tony Hawk game that should exist.

butt slut!

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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If someone set up an OnlyFans account where I can watch someone play a UFO catcher game in Japan and be sent the prize, I would spend an unfortunate amount of money on it.

Kewpie mayo, ride or die.

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Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

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I did what I could.

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