Aardvark! posted:

how come nobody has invented an all yolk egg yet. surely we have the technology

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I have also filled my Dota Tidehunter mug with ice and beverage.

Aardvark! posted:

idea: a subscription dip service that will send me hot spinach artichoke dip but get this - it's a streaming service. A pneumatic tube system is installed through the wall of your apartment at a convenient location. You just turn the tap on, put a bowl underneath it, and fresh hot dip will start slowly dribbling out.

hbag posted:

"ablublublublub" sorry fish bitch cant hear you

Meme Poker Party posted:

Grumblepuff when did you get that AV?

its_my_birthday posted:

im cryeing

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Maybe I’m naturally oversensitive, or maybe someone just slipped me decaf coffee this morning, but it is difficult, if not impossible, for people to come up with an accurate conclusion if the only information this page has given them is false. If you’re the type of person who proclaims that this page can walk on water, you can stop reading now. This letter is not for you. It’s intended to be read only by those men and women who understand the importance of providing people with opportunities to grow, develop, and exercise their potential as human beings. I acknowledge that we in fact need to do much more. Specifically, like so many of you, I seek to hold myself accountable to this individual and collective call to action and make plans and carry them out. This is neither a side project nor a temporary distraction. Rather, it is critical to the future of our nation. It is how we convey to others that the kindest thing one can say about this page is that it hasn’t yet tried to spread ruin widely through the land. That’s not to say that it won’t do something like that one day, just that some organizations are responsible and others are not. This page falls into the category of not. For reasons which I will adumbrate presently, the earth presents a wonderful example of variety in all classes of the animal and vegetable kingdoms. People, beasts, and plants belonging to distinct classes all exhibit special qualities and peculiarities. Unfortunately, this page’s special quality is that its secret passion is to kill people and blow people up and attack governments. For shame! Many experts now believe that if we do not act now, disloyal erastophiliacs will own our country. If you and I do not speak up now, jaded cranks will demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. Not only will our nation pay a terrible price for that, but this page and truth don’t go together. Expressing my point that way is of course a rhetorical flourish, but it should help bring home the message that the basal lie that underlies all of this page’s capricious, conniving imprecations is that Marxism is a sine qua non for mankind’s happiness. Translation: this page is morally obligated to impugn the patriotism of its castigators. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views, but you should nevertheless be aware that this page is interpersonally exploitative. That is, it takes advantage of others to achieve its own deluded ends. Why does it do that? My answer to this question is provisional; I’m still trying to work it out. Even so, I can clearly say one thing: If this page bites me I will bite back.

You might think this is all pretty funny now, but I doubt I’ll hear you laughing if, within a short period of time, this page is successfully able to destroy, debauch, devalue, and dehumanize a wide assortment of innocent people. Should we worry that it wants to prime the pump of interventionism? In a word, yes. And that’s not just because there must be justice for all of us or there will be peace for none but also because if we can understand what has caused the current plague of self-involved bosthoons, I believe that we can then foster a peaceful and respectful dialogue. this page avows that this would be denying it its birthright. Then again, it also claims that it’s inflexibly honest, thoroughly patriotic, and eminently solicitous to promote, in all proper ways, the public good so I wouldn’t take its concerns too seriously.

Normally, I’d describe this page’s supporters as shiftless. However, that word assumes the presence of a cerebral cortex, something that its supporters clearly function without. Otherwise, they’d realize that we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with this page. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that this page truly believes that picayunish proponents of teetotalism are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. It is just such acrimonious megalomania, self-deceiving, bellicose egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs this page to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. You may detect disapproval and anger in my writing when I state that only those individuals who are able to accept evidence and think clearly about it can encourage the ethos of exchange value over use value. That disapproval and anger exists primarily because serving in this page’s confederation is nothing short of nirvana for spiteful underachievers—no disagreements, no arguments, no reasoning, no thinking, no responsibility. This page tells them what to do, and they do it. They never even consider that this page doesn’t realize that there are two sides to every story. So when it asserts that it values our perspectives, it should also consider that if you do not speak its language, perform its rituals, recite its mantras, and follow its commandments, then you will be censored, banished, blacklisted, persecuted, and punished by this page’s blackshirts. I’ve seen this happen, and that’s why I’m telling you that this page’s intellectually challenged, daffy sottises will bring about the end of our nation in a heartbeat. Goodbye free government, free elections, free speech, free press, and civil liberties. Hello, jawboning aimlessly. If thoughts like those upset you then I really don’t know how to break the news that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how this page controls a secret underground empire. That’s the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also pursue opportunities to engage our neighboring communities in a dialogue about how this page’s groupies claim to have no choice but to sound the standard they’re out to get us call and rally this page’s spokesmen to steal the fruits of other people’s labor. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, captious, maledicent casuists. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn’t make and don’t understand. In short, I take no part in any argument over these or any other views. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I’ll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Laughing at this loser who thought I actually wrote that maybe you should find a different thread DorkFatDuckFat you're not high enough tier for this one.

fridge corn posted:

Say hello to Django

Revins posted:

lol what a fuckin TURD

Meme Poker Party posted:

sebmojo posted:

Ocean, rather

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Let me go home, let me go home
I want to go home, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Fridge Corn going for the will ferrell owen wilson spitroast

Big Beef City posted:

I am taking a huge hit off a vape and swearing under my breath while reading awful posts. I am calling it "Grumblepuff'ing"

fridge corn posted:

The Fugs

Mr. Nice! posted:

although we've seen lots of ladysnakes - where are the male nagas at?

Meme Poker Party posted:

I hope you just mean to point out the contrast and not saying you didn't enjoy Demon Girl Appreciation Day!


Next year will be even better! I have already received fan request via private message for a demon girl to include in the 2022 celebration. The posters want more!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Hopefully he’ll be better as a cashier than he was at his last job.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Theres a porta potty outside

Big Beef City posted:

... all it does is shriek in agony 24 hours a day pleading for the sweet release of death?