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bagmonkey)
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dios freakin' mio.
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May 13, 2021 15:24
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Situation: You are at work and lunch is catered. At noon, all extra food is put in the break room for anyone to take. There is no actual rule about how many extras you can take. There are (personal sized) pizzas today. You have already gotten 1 pizza from the normal standing in line process. Proclaiming my intent in public- A Doing it without witnesses- B
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May 14, 2021 20:56
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Aardvark! posted:bland jigglypuff i did today Nice picture! He just looks so happy, yet realistic about life; the first thing I thought was, "Oh, cool! I have never seen a JigglyCharles before."
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May 20, 2021 14:54
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Get this, a giant air fryer that will air fry all of the world's air fryers then self destruct, ending the air fry threat to the world once and for all. Item#: SCP-7263377 Object Class: Gallus Description: Upon activation, SCP-7263377 will air fry the troposphere, rendering non-animate objects into grease producing entities, hereafter referred to as SCP-7263377-1("Sanders' Helpers). Animate objects will undergo gradual heating and frying. Previous entries in 7263377's internal logs record an event after complete airfrying, known as the [REDACTED], wherein several fried worlds are gathered into something called a [REDACTED] and sold to [REDACTED:class5 meme something here] for $3.99. What a bargain! Something something [REDACTED]. You loving air fried the world.
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May 20, 2021 18:39
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its_my_birthday posted:18-26 I worked retail jobs and hosed a woman manager at every job. My ex wife and baby mama included. When I was 28 and getting divorced I had a relationship with the woman who trained me at my office job. Now that I’m 34 and kinda not loving anyone I can, I find myself in a long term relationship with an elementary school teacher. And my ex wife, who was my retail manager when we first started fooling around, has since become an elementary school teacher too. I guess I have a type. Hot for teacher hasn’t lead to that cool of a life tbh Worked at an elementary school for 5 years. Remember that scene in Angel where the main character, Angel, becomes evil again? It's like that after the kids are dismissed. It's basically, "Bye guys! Tomorrow we're gonna learn who the dish ran away with!" and as soon as the door closes, Russian roulette and grab rear end.
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May 24, 2021 02:38
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The most annoying CIO alive Wanted a 6 hour hookers n' blow dive His joy was denied When an aardvark opined Now he'll have to settle for five!
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Jun 3, 2021 16:14
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Or, the CIO could lean back in their chair, look up at the ceiling, then look out their window to the skyline, chuckle, mutter under their breath, "This kid's got moxy!", roll up their sleeves, and pour out a finger of scotch, and search Bing for "sick burns to send to insubordinates" and "that goaty picture."
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Jun 3, 2021 18:43
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