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Mar 28, 2021 05:02
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A witch once cast a spell that made one of my balls take off running into the woods and this is what he looked like when I caught up with him
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Mar 28, 2021 05:03
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Kitty Destiny. When I got mine the vet tech told me he was a girl, and I remember completely trusting that, flipping him over and looking at his balls and thinking "wow cats have very prominent and hairy vulvas"
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Mar 28, 2021 05:15
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Great Horned Owl latin name ^ Put this in your searchbar
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Mar 29, 2021 13:52
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I ain't got no crystal ball
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Mar 29, 2021 19:18
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I could go for some Malai Kofta, drat
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Mar 29, 2021 22:18
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Seconding The Vast of Night, other recs: Black Sheep (2006 - not the Chris Farley one, though that one's great too) The city of lost children Hunt for the Wilderpeople
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Mar 30, 2021 13:49
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I picked up Rimworld again recently after not having played it in a few years. It's great but for the fact that I occasionally look up and realize I have lost 4 hours somehow
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Mar 31, 2021 13:20
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I got a papercut in the shape of a frown. Or a smile, if you turn it the other way.
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Mar 31, 2021 16:08
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Turn that frown, upside-down. Watch as it slowly dribbles blood
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Mar 31, 2021 16:09
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My paper cut stopped bleeding. It's right on the inside of a knuckle, but my hands are very cold today
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Mar 31, 2021 19:37
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falafel
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Mar 31, 2021 23:08
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Would you rather only be able to eat feet for the rest of your life at a time of your choosing, or be able to eat anything you want, spaced randomly throughout each month. You do not control the schedule.
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Apr 1, 2021 22:46
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Tip posted:shamelessly stolen from the Americana thread Catstopher Walken
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Apr 3, 2021 02:04
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That gives me russia vibes too
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Apr 3, 2021 02:05
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Aardvark! posted:thinking about piling several hot dogs in to my mouth As a train or log cabin style
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Apr 3, 2021 22:28
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Those are her eggs, she hosed a clown
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Apr 4, 2021 17:55
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I went to NZ in maybe 2009, I love love loved it. Crossed the Cook Strait in a ferry and there was 12m waves, everyone on the ship was puking except for a small crowd of us gathered at the front (prow? sorry I'm not a boatsman) in chairs that kept sliding around the deck, watching water wash over us.
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Apr 5, 2021 16:35
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s a good anime to watch when you are grumpy? Tell me right now you son of a bitch Not an anime but I like to watch this when I'm grumpy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8fPRmOWCbA
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Apr 6, 2021 16:45
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Big Beef City posted:I broke into the San Diego zoo at night and slapped a monkey's big pink rear end and then it high fived me and kissed me. It loves you, come back
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Apr 6, 2021 22:35
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Wombats are neat They poop in cubes
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Apr 7, 2021 13:43
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Dethicctive Elliot Stabler
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Apr 7, 2021 18:33
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Once I was visiting NYC and someone shot a compound bow at a rabbit inCentral Park but it ricocheted off the pavement of the walking path right at me. Hit me right on the head of my dick, went through my thigh, and into the chipotle burrito I was carrying in my right hand. Anyway since the arrow had pierced a gonad they called SVU and Stabler got a good look at my penis, so did Ice T.
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Apr 7, 2021 19:51
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If you were a lamia you could curl up while pooping and no one in the houses would know until you left
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Apr 8, 2021 12:58
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Big Beef City posted:When I was a kid, I worked as a caddie, and later in the bag room/pro shop at a private club, and part of that was picking range balls, yadda yadda. gently caress that sounds awesome not the bones part
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Apr 8, 2021 14:58
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Aardvark! posted:think im gonna get a croissant breakfast sammy and a couple plain croissants for Other Sandwiches from the local coffee shop Realized I haven't had a croasawnt in a long long time. Lunch for me today is frozen veggies covered in a chili sauce, both of which I dumped unceremoniously into a tupperware on my way out the door this morning.
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Apr 8, 2021 15:43
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Human + Lamia = 3 sperms
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Apr 8, 2021 18:48
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One of the things I have laughed at the hardest (must have hit me just right) is Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
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Apr 9, 2021 00:46
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Tip posted:hurry up and get yours, it'll probably be taken off the market a week after it comes out when it rips some kid's dick off I'll get one to defend my radishes and kale from the neighboordhood youth, that feature will be crucial
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Apr 9, 2021 21:47
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This page might I suggest we talk about Major Dick Bong
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Apr 12, 2021 20:27
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PinheadSlim posted:Dick Bong killed dozens of fascists, was obsessively in love with his wife, and died test flying a jet called a Shooting Star. a legend
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Apr 12, 2021 21:27
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Apr 12, 2021 22:23
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Apr 12, 2021 22:24
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I just realized this is trying to be a native american pot leaf smiley? So instead have this: 
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Apr 12, 2021 22:26
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Apr 12, 2021 22:27
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There is just no way there isn't already a racy image of St Patrick and a / multiple lamias (lamiae?) out there somewhere
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Apr 13, 2021 14:38
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Anyone else watched the DOTA “anime” on Netflix? I know absolutely nothing about the game but we found the show a fun mindless watch. No but it just boggles my mind that the modded thing I spent hours playing at a cybercafe in my teens while yelling obscenities at friends and strangers is a sport and a show now
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Apr 13, 2021 18:43
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Do they ream out their teammates for jungling, I need to see that scene
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Apr 13, 2021 18:55
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hbag posted:exactly I keep thinking you are Gentle Autist cause of your av
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Apr 14, 2021 14:51
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I got happy car probed and feel like I came back to chaos
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Apr 16, 2021 04:28
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