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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Cross posting from the suburban dad thread re the current state of my backyard Bad dog.
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Meme Poker Party posted:lol there is a poster named number 1 snake fan And they're here TONIGHT. Come on out, MPP!
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May 6, 2021 20:15
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Its Friday, when a mans thoughts turn to food after work. What makes this super quesadilla... super?
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May 7, 2021 18:54
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Dang. I'm also casting a vote on SUPER QUESADILLA.
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May 7, 2021 19:08
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Locked myself out of the house without my keys. Again.
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May 11, 2021 12:11
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Tip posted:this is why you must hide a key outside somewhere Outside isn't really practical and I don't know of I could sleep at night knowing someone could find them (even if there's no way of knowing what they belong to.) The key is also too chonky to keep in my wallet. I have a ritual where I always make sure I have keys, wallet and phone before stepping out, but because of the transition weather of coat no coat, I got tripped up. Just gotta make the one hour trek to get the spare from my mom.
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May 11, 2021 13:03
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Tip posted:when I first moved into my new place, before I got copies of my key, I went into my garage to get something and the door locked behind me And in local news: a sexual deviant was thankfully caught while trying to break into a house today thanks to the brave vigilance of stay at home boomers.
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May 11, 2021 13:04
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Spinz posted:Ouch Tip. I drew something so I'm going to put it here in your friendly thread I told you this in confidence, how could you Spinz
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May 14, 2021 10:02
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you must stop at once
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May 14, 2021 12:29
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Got a new kitten. <3
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May 17, 2021 10:20
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Gonna need photographic evidence of this. 
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May 17, 2021 11:25
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hbag posted:pssh, so did i poser Post bivtch
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May 17, 2021 11:25
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Aardvark! posted:i have some nice pencils/graphite/drawing paper i bought at one point intending to start drawing, but work got busy and i pretty much forgot about it all Absolutely. I want to see your first goatse
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May 17, 2021 19:17
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PinheadSlim posted:I had a dream I made burgers and I place the blame solely on these forums What are the bare minimum boyga ingredients? I would say buns and meat, but I think we can do better thread.
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May 18, 2021 09:48
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poo poo, found a lump in the shower today
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May 18, 2021 12:44
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Doctor tells me its a penis I'm inconsolable Armitag3 fucked around with this message at 12:49 on May 18, 2021 |
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May 18, 2021 12:45
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50% of the population has it apparently, why is no one talking about this?!!?!
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May 18, 2021 12:46
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Thats it. I'm done. This is my last smoke and I'm not buying another pack. Donzo.
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May 18, 2021 16:25
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Aardvark! posted:yes. as long as the image is hosted on the SA server (not counting attachments) you can put it in img links in a title. Legitimately, only on SA is it known to me that you still have this sort of old-way tech fuckery and jury-rigged workaround creativity and I love it.
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May 18, 2021 17:33
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its_my_birthday posted:my morning poops have been conspiring to make me late for work lately. bathrooms at work are a couple porta potties so waiting til at work isnt the best option Happy birthday by the way
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May 19, 2021 14:50
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Aardvark! posted:welp i sniped with it so, everybody get to ur mspaint stations or notepads and lets draw us one relaxin worm page 205 represent 
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May 20, 2021 15:13
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Aardvark! posted:wow! look at those huge honkin' earthworm tits! Giving the people what they want
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May 20, 2021 15:17
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Revins posted:imagine I drew a worm driving a convertible along a beachside road with a nice sunset while smoking a fat blunt 
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May 20, 2021 15:23
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Ah poo poo, what now???
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May 20, 2021 16:25
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"Babe, open the glove box." "What?" "I ain't goin' back in, babe. I ain't doin' it, now open the glove box." 
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May 20, 2021 16:45
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SCREEEECH
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May 20, 2021 16:52
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"A-are you sure--" "Shut up."  "Can't you see? I'm doing it for us. The pigs will never leave us alone. We'll be hunted. You and I. Forever."  "I did some bad things. I... I didn't want it to be this way. But then I met you and I feel... I feel, for the first time in years. You pulled me out of a dark, dark hole and got me where I am today." "I just want a second chance! Is that so much to ask?! To escape from this unjust system and start over - clean slate! Before I met you I had no direction, I couldn't tell tail from head, but now... We can tough this out, babe. You and me." 
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May 20, 2021 17:06
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"Babe?..." POW. 
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May 20, 2021 17:07
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May 20, 2021 17:09
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Just noticed my laptop battery. 68%. Dang, just missed it.
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May 20, 2021 20:39
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*pats the handy reality.txt*
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May 21, 2021 04:20
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Aardvark! posted:I've taken multiple showers Woah, okay braggy guy
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May 22, 2021 15:23
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Nice evidence dungeon LAP
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May 23, 2021 01:29
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Lol, Fluffdaddy Two-Times. "Get the submissions, get the submissions."
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May 23, 2021 13:39
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Mods please change my name to ☲◯☰ tia
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May 23, 2021 23:40
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Aardvark! posted:cant use any cool symbols in names. i had to settle for this stupid exclamation point I want to speak to your manager
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May 23, 2021 23:50
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You can add me so you can get blasted by inspiring business TED talks and surveys on what kind of leader you are.
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May 24, 2021 15:27
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Aardvark! posted:the public masturbation computers sure seem popular these days For the last time, it's called an Alienware and they're pretty good rigs at a decent price ffs
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May 24, 2021 16:09
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Positng in page 
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May 25, 2021 13:50
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Half day Friday and Monday off for me. Looking forward to drinking during the daytime and since I just bought RE8 getting 
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May 26, 2021 18:26
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