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Six pages in and no goatse, krusty, or fiesta cat? You might just make this happen, op.
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Dec 1, 2020 01:47
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Should have made this the reverse thread. We’d be done already. Hindsight is 20/20. Or foresight I guess?
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Dec 3, 2020 20:32
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Sometimes i get like a really focused, really intense headache in the side of my head, just for a couple of seconds. By the time I'm aware that it's happening, it's already over. It only happens maybe once a year, tops, and it always freaks me out a little bit. What I'm saying is that I'm worried I may be dead before this thread reaches 1,000 pages.
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Dec 4, 2020 00:44
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Chomp8645 posted:I created a 3D donut today folks. This is my donut. I hope you like it. If you want to get all up in blender there is a thread about in BYOB where a few excellent/professional artists mess around--and some interested amateurs as well: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3888016&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=14 Normally I would PM this sort of thing, but we're trying to get to 1,000 pages here so every post counts I guess.
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Dec 8, 2020 04:35
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Tip posted:
It was all there in the av the whole time. Shoulda seen it coming.
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Dec 11, 2020 06:12
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This thread has really lost steam. I don't even think it will make it to page 11, let along page 1,000.
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Dec 12, 2020 23:03
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Tip posted:Nice! Don’t despair friend. I think it’s a lovely donut.
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Dec 14, 2020 13:49
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Chomp8645 posted:Update: the spoon is now sufficiently shiny and spoon-like. The spoon was not part of the tutorial outside the generic instruction "your homework is to make a utensil for the scene". This spoon represents a great victory on my path to artistic discovery. This is really good Chomp. Especially the droplets and reflection on the cup.
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Dec 15, 2020 03:20
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Doc Fission posted:I will be back for page 69. A quick calculation says that this should happen in late February 2021. We are on pace to reach our 1,000 page goal in early 2024.
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Dec 19, 2020 17:32
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Jakabite posted:Hey now if it was me I’d own up to it - I’ll happily tell you about my wiping techniques if you like. Only 15 pages in and this thread has gone to poo poo. 
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Dec 29, 2020 02:04
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Tip posted:All my muscles are going to be jello tomorrow. Wow that must have been some poo poo.
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Jan 7, 2021 03:41
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When the historians look back on this thread after 1,000 pages, what will they think about this string of poop-related posts from pages 15-18? Will it be a high point, a low point, or just a phase? Time will tell, I guess.
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Jan 7, 2021 03:50
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Lol omg Sure it's easy for us to look back now and say that it was a bad decision to spend several months and many thousands of dollars making a children's television show about a giant claymation penis. But hindsight is always 20/20. Let's try to be sympathetic to the dozen or so Danish TV executives and producers who greenlit, made, and aired this show. Can any of us really, honestly, say that we would have done things differently in their place?
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Jan 8, 2021 14:40
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fat bossy gerbil posted:I just played a video game for the first time in ages and I just have to say I loving hate video games. I’ve poured thousands and thousands of hours into them over the years and now I just feel bad that I ever wasted my time on this trash at all. If you talk to serious car people, they will tell you that all cars are pieces of poo poo. I think this is because our expectations of cars have gotten consistently higher over the years, while at the same time the economics of making cars has driven quality down. The same thing happened with video games--they peaked with Def Jam Vendetta and it's been all downhill from there.
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Jan 11, 2021 00:03
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I am the
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Jan 13, 2021 18:19
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Hey everybody at times like this, I think it's important to remember the Pope's Lamborghini, which he donated to charity because he lives in downtown Rome and it's hard enough to get a Vespa through those streets, let alone a Huracan.
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Jan 14, 2021 00:32
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I went up into the mountains in Costa Rica a couple of years ago and it was magnificent. Colors of green that we don't have in the US, and more beautiful birds than you can imagine. I didn't see many monkeys, but I did drink ayahuasca, so I guess it balances out.
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Jan 14, 2021 00:46
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Hey I'm not a fan of the Catholic Church either, but you can't argue with a sick-rear end Lambo.
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Jan 14, 2021 23:40
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You can tell that I am a serious automotive enthusiast and a chick magnet because I referred to a Lamborghini as a 'Lambo.' This is an advanced move, and it's not something I would recommend to just anyone.
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Jan 14, 2021 23:42
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Tip posted:Ok boomer, cool kids call it a 'ghini now. Much as this hurts, it's a good opportunity to use one of my favorite new smilies 
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Jan 14, 2021 23:50
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Jakabite posted:I thought anime was pronounced aneem til I was about 14 Heh heh. How ridiculous. We all know how it’s really pronounced though. *tugs collar*
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Jan 15, 2021 03:47
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Tip posted:Back to poop talk: I'm buying a bidet Friend I would advise you to go all in and buy a Tushy brand bidet. It’s worth the extra cost—if only for the aggressively on brand spam they send you. These people care more about poop than I’ve ever cared about anything.
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Jan 16, 2021 04:05
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Tip posted:I looked at the Tushy but it doesn't seem to really offer anything over this $19 bidet: Moen is a reputable brand. I would let them clean my b-hole.
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Jan 16, 2021 05:27
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Tip posted:Well I trust my b-hole to UFFU. Aw thank you. I trust my b-hole to UFFU, too. 
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Jan 16, 2021 19:33
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Also, here are some the aggressively on-brand emails that Tushy sends its customers. Their commitment to discussing fecal matters is staggering, even the context of this thread.  
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Jan 16, 2021 19:46
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yikes! posted:howdy y’all 
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Jan 22, 2021 18:34
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Huh. Never knew there was a This was part of the ongoing BYOB smilie charity drive. I think my favorite so far is 
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Jan 22, 2021 22:33
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:With this post I am 51 posts away from my 10,000th post If you time this out juuuuuuuust right you can snype page 1,000.
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Jan 23, 2021 05:28
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Jakabite posted:I basically never vote on threads. am i weird I use the standard "customer service survey" approach, and only vote '5' on threads I absolutely ove or '1' on threads I absolutely hate. Actually I don't think I've ever voted '1' on any thread. Maybe that one Daikloktos thread. You know the one...
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Jan 24, 2021 00:02
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Beffica posted:In the dump. I made this gang tag as a goof and that derailed the thread and the mods want to start off fresh with clear posting rules That sounds like a wise move. That thread was great when it was about WTF and NMS art, but then it just became a dump for unironic furry porn.
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Jan 24, 2021 04:03
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gary oldmans diary posted:so horn... 
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Jan 24, 2021 05:14
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Beffica posted:Somebody suggested an Ask/Tell thread for artist talk, if we really need to segregate "weird art" posts from "starving artists talking about doing porn to survive" posts. The thread was fine with the two mixing IMO, especially when it lead to situations like when I posted something really weird with a million kinks for a forums upgrade certificate contest and somebody was like "oh, I actually know that guy, I didn't know he was into all that". I have full faith the mods will figure everything out. I think it’s all about a clear purpose for a thread. A “bad deviant art thread” is the right home for excessively daring kink art, especially if it’s poorly done or existentially disturbing. Horny comments about said art—be they ironic or sincere—are good because they enrich the dialogue. But then people started overwhelming the thread with professional quality spank material for vanilla kink (furry, leather, cosplay, etc.). And that gives the larger audience nothing to learn about or talk about or laugh about. So the thread just became a porn dump. Chomp got a lot of heat in that thread, but his centipede waifu posts are a great example of the sort of kink that results in active discussion amongst the many, as opposed to active tugging amongst the few.
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Jan 24, 2021 17:45
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Internetjack posted:Pretty sure he checked his receipt and confirmed he was charged full price. I think it was a post early in the corona thread, and people kept posting requests for updates on the ducks. Did you return them, call the store, eat them? I don't think there was ever a followup post. All that delicious greasy duck fat probably made his fingers to slippy to post.
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Jan 24, 2021 18:46
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gary oldmans diary posted:they really are. all the videos are pretty much about the results of people making very obviously bad choices but theyre still such easy things to do Wait until you get to the episode about the guy who eats a huge gross burrito as part of some online stunt. OMG what a debacle.
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Jan 26, 2021 14:15
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I prefer Radiator Charlie’s Mortgage Lifter tomatoes. They’re not super easy to grow but man oh man are they tasty. Also, can’t beat that name.
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Jan 28, 2021 17:40
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I have heard from a VERY reputable source that pouring bleach directly into your lungs makes you pretty much immortal.
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Jan 28, 2021 19:59
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Meme Poker Party posted:Me right now: In all seriousness, I have friends and family in various roles in health care, and they all say that doctors have gotten a whole lot better at diagnosing and treating COVID over the past year or so. I know a few people that caught it recently, and although they all said it sucked, they also all said that it wasn’t nearly as scary as it seemed in March 2020. One dude I know didn’t even miss a day of work, although he looked like rear end in Zoom for a week. YMMV.
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Jan 28, 2021 20:57
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Tip posted:Most cases are mild but you never know if that's gonna be you. Dang, that is rough. I wish you all the best, and I certainly wasn't intending to minimize COVID--just maybe toss a silver lining to Chomp. I mean, if nothing else he has a lamia doctor waifu in his corner.
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Jan 29, 2021 00:15
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deep dish peat moss did this earlier today and it is awesome and I think it deserves a larger audience so I am xposting it here.
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Jan 29, 2021 03:11
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Yeah well I’m GLAD your chicken was overdone! Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not say things we can't take back.
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Jan 30, 2021 16:24
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