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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Did you ever find out who shot Johnny Rock?

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

But being this is a 3DO Gamegun, the most powerful lightgun in the world

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

:nice:

It's really cool to see you getting better at blender. I really wish I was more artistic or had more free time, so I could jump in the blender game.

I may have mentioned this before ITT, but there is a pretty active blender playground in BYOB, with a lot of people just playing around with the tools to see what they can do. In a normal thread I would review the older posts to make sure I wasn't being redundant, but... you know... 40,000 posts aren't gonna make themselves

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

[kicks down door] I've figured out how texture nodes work



everything here is a texture, I didn't draw anything

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

gary oldmans diary posted:

just had a conversation with parents regarding the conspiracy youtube vids they watch and microchips in the covid vaccine :ughh:
explained that there are active and passive rfids and a tiny passive (no battery) rfid would be absolutely useless for tracking them and redundant with cellphones and that since they now know those vids lied to them about this it is appropriate to wonder what else they have been lying about
this went on to how the videos you watch also recommend other videos in the same vein which then reinforces one another
demonstrated that whatever i search for on youtube (with search phrased in sort of a leading question way) i can find a video to support any idea or world view i want



but theyre probably just gonna watch another conspiracy video anyway and whatever. i draw the line at videos that promote hateful ideas though. that cues a real argument

I think I can add a little color here, seeing as I am a member of the Reptilian Illuminati.

The microchips are actually in the water supply. You drink them and excrete them every day. This allows for damaged/defective/obsolete chips to be easily updated and replaced, while still keeping a heavy concentration of chips in the population.

Vaccine-based delivery is a stupid idea. Setting aside the fact that not everyone is getting the vaccine--certainly not right away at least--we would have to actively work with and around existing systems and processes across a hundred different entities while navigating a ton of official (and unofficial) scrutiny. It's much easier to just keep seeding the water supply steadily and inconspicuously, like we have for the past 100 years or so. Also if something compromises the chip (which happens a lot in creatures prone to bleed and poop and get electrocuted), then how do we get you re-chipped?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Thanks! Be sure to like and subscribe for a chance to win free merch, like t-shirts oil-based parasitic life forms!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

This is very well done mpp, and you're getting better very steadily and very quickly. Although I am a bit worried about what you might do with a full arsenal of blender skills...

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Hey everybody, qq. Is Kevin Spacey still murdering people, or did he have to stop on account of the the COVID?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

I'm having Panda Express for dinner. The plague-mate is paying for it out of appreciated for my accommodations during his time of need. Still no signs of spreading infection in the house! Just a couple more days and it should be a successful zombie quarantine.

Stay calm and keep boarding up the windows. What kinda Panda Express you eatin? Or is it one of those PE dishes that is just unidentifiable chunks in gooey sauce?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

:haibrower:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I am hearing good things about Panda Express.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


Talk about a spicy-a meat-a-ball! :sweatdrop:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

The 'Christopher Plummer Died" thread had an update on my earlier post re: Kevin Spacey killing people.


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i wonder if the fact that he was used to digitally replace kevin spacey had anything to do with it

christmas boots posted:

Kevin Spacey absolutely killed him

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

lol if you think any of those are getting past our Jewish space lasers.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Jakabite posted:

Hey, less of that, Britain's open for business, buddy! Sell that piece of paper, or use it to craft a new product and thus create value!

VAT on crafted value = 4 pence

e: I really should have tried to wrap that into some existing forum chestnut, or make it a tongue-in-cheek meme of some sort, but I just got finished moving and I am tired.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Great squirrel, great photos. It's a shame he went all Sean Penn on you there at the end.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Happy birthday, OP!

:toot:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Happy birthday Dixville and Tip!

:toot:
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Oh snap happy belated bday to dville as well.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Hello I would like to say that it really bothers me when I am watching a movie, and the credits bill someone as 'special guest star'. Like you're watching the opening credits of a movie and it lists the actors and the last one is something like 'with Special Guest Star Bill Murray as the ghost of Kim Jong Il.'

I understand how this works on TV--you have your normal cast, and then in one episode Bill Murray appears and it is a special event and you want to announce it. But for a movie you're either in the cast or you're not.

Also at this point having Bill Murray show up for 2 minutes and act like himself is hardly 'special' anymore.

Thank you I will yield the floor now.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Tip gonna take the boring girls of bumble by storm with his full head of luscious hair and nominally working thyroid.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Tip posted:

drat, I was so close to finally getting that Trumper.

I also found that dating sites had an overabundance of MAGA chudettes. It's almost as if angrily yelling 'go back to your shithole country' to the Starbucks barista if she won't give you a free espresso shot is an unattractive trait.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Tip posted:

Unless you're a CHUD, then you see her in slow motion with her hair blowing sexily in the wind as she throws her drink in the barista's face and screams the n-word. Love at first sight.

Sliding my sunglasses down my nose like David Lee Roth as a woman with no mask yells at the Little Caesar's cashier for violating her rights, as put into the Declaration of Independence by President Benjamin Franklin.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Really getting somewhere now, folks. Very excite!


Modeling!




Sculpting!



Clothing!



Hopefully texturing soon.

It is as I feared... the prophecy is complete... you are becoming the DeviantArt.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

On the upside, if you get good enough at blender to sell fetish art on Patreon, you may be the only goon to actually successfully master a useful new skills during quarantine.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Lol just watch somethin else. Like ANIME

Don't do this

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I remember than in the early 2000s, every douchebag loved sublime, entourage, and Smirnoff ice.

That’s not to say that everyone who loved those things was a douchebag, only that if you were a douchebag you definitely loved those things.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

hbag posted:

smirnoff ice is good because i have a weak effeminate throat that cant handle regular spirits or beer
same reason i drink kriek lambics instead of lager

You are still young, but with diligence and training you will soon be able to enjoy sipping a whisky that tastes like peat moss left to rot in a jar of gasoline and aftershave, and other fine libations.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Aardvark! posted:

update im watching "Shazam!"

E: I was thinking of kazaam

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Real world: cold, depressing, violent.

Anime: warm, encouraging, compassionate.

DeadFatDuckFat watch the Unico

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Lol I know about those by reputation. Never seen one though

They are the most wholesome, heartwarming, and positive things ever put on film. And there are some cool monsters, too.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Tip posted:

title of my autobiography

e: nm, the dirty book title joke doesn't work that well with your username, although it seems like it should

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Feb 22, 2021

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

That's the Titanoboa, and it (was) very real.


Life-size recreation by Smithsonian.


https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-titanoboa-the-40-foot-long-snake-was-found-115791429/

Must've had a gigantic rack

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I prefer Robert Irvine, who starts off nice but then snaps after having to deal with belligerently incompetent restaurateurs. You can set your watch by it. 20 minutes in he is browbeating people into getting rid of cockroaches as they sourly shake their heads in disagreement, as if the cockroaches are part of the ambience.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Gotta do my part to get to page 40

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

hbag posted:

anyone happen to know how i can get some extra pocket money on the internet as an unemployed student
i got denied for mturk and while crypto's making me a little it's not making quite enough

Also, uni students can often participate in psychology/sociology/economics studies for dosh. There are fewer opportunities during COVID, but I think there are still opportunities out there.

https://moneypantry.com/paid-behavioral-research-study/

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

hbag posted:

unfortunately i live in the UK

Do UK unis not pay students for participating in studies? How in the world to you all find specious behavioral economics facts to make Freakonomics episodes more interesting!?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

It has been an honor and a pleasure to post with you all ITT, and I look forward to doing it 25 times over again.

Also something that is probably not NWS but better safe than sorry:
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/E0GGCyH.gif:nws:

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Feb 23, 2021

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Aardvark! posted:

same. i need one of those red bobbing bird things so i can take a nap

In the old days you could wrap a quartz wristwatch around a mouse or set it on the trackpad, and the vibration would keep your laptop from going to sleep.

But now peripherals are much smarter, so I just strapped my wireless mouse to my dog.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Aardvark! posted:

all right i need another Adventure Movie for tonight.

Ive watched:

Pokemon Detective Pikachu
Moana
Shazam!

In the last week. trying to stop watching so much depressing poo poo lol

If you have enough time The Good, The Bad, and The Weird is a sprawling Korean adventure/western full of colorful characters and legit awesome actions. And it has the best chase scene I have ever witnessed in a film.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Aardvark! posted:

you know how i was gonna watch an adventure movie?

well i watched 3 episodes of Law and Order SVU instead

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Casino has a cameo by joe bob briggs and that has to count for something dammit

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