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I'm generally not interested in assholes during sex, mine or theirs. Like, anal sex is fine, but it's at the bottom (lol) of my list.

The last woman I dated really wanted anal but she couldn't be honest about it so she was constantly trying to get me to ask for it. Saying things like, "I bet you want to gently caress me in the rear end don't you?", and I'd be like "I'll gently caress you in the rear end if you want," and she'd be like, "No, YOU WANT IT, NOT ME".

I never hosed her in the rear end.

Moral of the story: just be honest about it if you want butt stuff

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Sid Vicious posted:

I haven't painted anything in like a week but for some reason i just keep going back to crabs, this is my first time painting one with no prepaint pencil sketch, this was just brain to paint to canvas

Chomp8645 posted:

Those are good flowers, Sid.


I think a combination of more chonky sprinkles and reducing the color saturation (of the sprinkles) has led to great improvement. I think they were over saturated before, making them look like they jumped out of a cartoon.





Donut 3: The Final Nut

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A few years ago I sold someone an Oculus Rift Dev Kit. Then a little while later I had to make a graphic about his arrest for the evening news. He was the first person to be charged with Oregon's revenge porn law.

I'm now looking for a job, so I logged into LinkedIn for the first time in forever and I got a notification about him. I didn't even remember that we'd connected so my initial reaction was, "Oh gently caress, that guy!?", and then I actually read it and laughed really hard.

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gently caress yeah page 12

Jakabite posted:

You couldn’t have put all of these gifs in different posts?????

StrixNebulosa posted:

This Prey: https://store.steampowered.com/app/480490/Prey/

Not the one from 2007 or so, this one is an immersive sim type thing and it owns

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I've tried to watch the Expanse a couple times but I got distracted. I'm not sure if it's the first episode's fault or just my chronic lack of attention.

Please sell me on it, I keep hearing it's good but that's practically all I know other than it's a space show. How is it good? What's the tone?

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I found the last season (4th) to be kinda boring, but not unwatchable or anything. I think having them just be stuck on a dull planet rather than out in space was the cause

Jakabite posted:

If there’s a hook they go on the hook. Otherwise they’re going on the floor or another surface.

Mooey Cow posted:

Whoa! Holy poo poo who was that guy

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Just became 2021 in my area, sounds like a loving battlefield in my neighborhood with all the fireworks going off.

Unpopular opinion: fireworks are dumb

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Did someone say

Babes

With

Blades

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Please do not get horny over photographs of my lovely swordswoman wife.

Jakabite posted:

The rate of posting is accelerating, I can feel the energy building like a mountain of poo poo in my lower bowel, ready to burst forth in a wave posts at any moment, propelling this thread to the stars.

Anyway I just had to use 4 squares of paper to wipe. Wasted the first on a 2x fold and used the rest at 2x fold then 3x fold til the last one which is also used at 4x and 5x. Then I took a gamble and put some water on my hand and wiped with that. Clean as a god drat whistle. drat I’m good.

Meme Poker Party posted:

I have pledged myself to the thread. I will continue posting anime and my blender creations until either we make it or I'm the last one left.


Here's my chair in (basic) studio lighting.

fat bossy gerbil posted:

I just played a video game for the first time in ages and I just have to say I loving hate video games. I’ve poured thousands and thousands of hours into them over the years and now I just feel bad that I ever wasted my time on this trash at all.

fat bossy gerbil posted:

I actually don’t have any of these things but playing games takes away precious time I could be using to drink myself to death.

sebmojo posted:

The new expanse episodes are so fuckin intense, man

Meme Poker Party posted:

2%


The best milk, now also the best thread.

Internetjack posted:

Just going through old vacation photos. One week trip a few years back. Went with family, did airbnb house on the beach for hardly any money.

Beautiful country, wonderful people. Would do again; maybe after covid stuff, not right now.

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Absolutely chilling lack of concern for my balls ITT, but in case anyone cares, they've made a full recovery.

Also fuuuuuck all popes and the roman catholic church, I'm with Sinead.

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Ok boomer, cool kids call it a 'ghini now.

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I don't want any more junk email, I donated money to Bernie Sanders which then put me on a million loving lists and now I get weird emails from DNC candidates constantly even though I mark them as spam.

They all have subjects and names meant to trick you into clicking them, like I got an email from "Jaime" with a subject of "you up?" and I thought it was my ex but it turned out to be a fundraising email from Jaime Harrison.

Oh, and I ended up ditching the UFFU for a Veken because it was very similar but I could get it by Sunday.

So hopefully by tomorrow evening my b-hole will be luxuriating in the spray of a brand new bidet.

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I received my bidet and installed it, I didn't have to poop but I gave it a dry run (lol). My rear end is soaked, people who claim they dry with a couple squares of TP must have magical asses.

So far it hasn't changed my life, but we'll see what I think after a real test of it.

Also pretty happy with the model I bought, it fit perfectly and looks fancy.

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Don't be so hard on yourself, I still think you're hella sick.

Meme Poker Party posted:

My body tried to turn lactose intolerant when I was young. I refused. The war was terrible, but I won in the end. Today I can freely consume milk and dairy with no side effects.

Jakabite posted:

posting, mm ye

yikes! posted:

howdy y’all

Meme Poker Party posted:

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I just watched the extended edition, and I'm gonna go ahead and advise everyone to skip it.

The director's cut added some stuff that was kinda neat even if it was unneeded, but the extended edition just rams in some completely unnecessary scenes and they didn't bother restoring them so they mostly look like total garbage. It's very jarring to watch a pristine beautiful T2 scene that suddenly looks like poo poo when the additions come in.

But yeah, amazingly good movie. I recently tried rewatching True Lies and it doesn't hold up as well. James Cameron's attempts at comedy worked a lot better on 12 year old me.

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You'd know it if you saw it. It has a weird dream sequence with Kyle Reese coming and talking to her in the hospital, which then transitions into her nightmare about the kids at the park getting blown up (then you get to see that nightmare again later in the movie where it originally appears).

Also the part with the T-1000 at John's house is extended, because we really needed to see the dog get murdered so that the terminator can check his dog tag and verify that it's not named Wolfy. Also we needed two minutes of the terminator running his fingers over everything in John's room to figure out where to look for him next.

I'd kinda like a version of T2 that's got everything from the director's cut except the alternate ending. Holy poo poo that happy ending is bad, although watching the background actors try to play with a future frisbee is kinda funny.

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I really hope the Avatar sequels are better than the original.

I should be excited about Cameron doing big sci-fi movies but goddamn, if he's gonna do a sequel I'd rather him return to any of his other movies. I'd rather get Piranha 3.

Meme Poker Party posted:

Is it a crime to be horny now? Is it!?

I thought this was America! It's my constitutional right to be horny as hell no matter what you fascists say!