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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

212 was my homeroom in high school

# ¿ May 25, 2021 01:51

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 10:48

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Tip posted:

I watched the grudge for the first time at like 2 am when I couldn't sleep, and at 4 am just as the movie ended the phone rang

if you've never seen the grudge it's all about people getting creepy phone calls with weird sounds and then they get murdered by a ghost

so of course I went and answered the phone and it was what sounded like an old asian woman babbling gibberish and immediately the hairs on the back of my neck stood up

I tried to ask her what she wanted but she just kept babbling with no break until I hung up

I went to go to bed but I couldn't stop thinking about that scene where the person got in bed and then you see another shape appear under the sheets and attack them so I decided the prudent thing to do was never sleep again

Sir, this is ~~a Wendy's~~ the afterlife

# ¿ May 25, 2021 23:16

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Stungu was better

Subbed, obviously

# ¿ May 26, 2021 01:59

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sting was terrible in that poo poo tho.

# ¿ May 26, 2021 02:15

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You're gonna burn your place down

Not if they cook them in the microwave

...... :troll:

......

# ¿ May 26, 2021 03:42

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I eat glass and poo poo Denny's Original Grand Slam ®

# ¿ May 28, 2021 03:08

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

The 1000 Page Thread: Sid Vicious, Penis and Tip On Page 217

# ¿ May 28, 2021 04:04

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Full Metal Jackass posted:

a jar of cauliflower

# ¿ May 28, 2021 19:29

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Aardvark! posted:

Hey guys, check out this cool gif I made

lmbeanso

# ¿ May 28, 2021 22:01

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

loving yikesaroo

# ¿ May 29, 2021 00:14

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

somehow 11 year probations are way funnier than permabans

# ¿ May 29, 2021 00:20

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ¿ May 29, 2021 00:42

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

I've forgotten the little people.

Never forget

# ¿ May 29, 2021 00:53

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I was listening to Wait wait don't tell me while I was driving and Jessi Klein was on it and she went AWOOO

and they played it twice

And I thought of you knuckleheads

# ¿ May 31, 2021 03:52

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

MakaVillian posted:

Owls LOVE Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon

Why that doesn't sound very wise at all

# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 17:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Does this count as mod sass since the mod is being sassy?

The commutative property does not apply to modding

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 02:57

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

MakaVillian posted:

Good gimmick posters are what make GBS great imo

Agreed

A good gimmick poster doesn't immediately :regd08:

though, that's what makes them good

Have patience, roll slower

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 02:38

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

MakaVillian posted:

No, what makes them good is that they are funny regardless of how often they post

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 02:48

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

It's not a bad opinion, I just think there is no gimmick at good that it can't be over spammed

Not every post belongs in every single thread

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 02:52

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

Yes, hello.

This post is not amusing. I'm sorry but you are not The One

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 03:12

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

what should i paint now

Deep Space Nine and the wormhole

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 03:15

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

is that start trek

Yes, the best one

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 03:21

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

The poster that spams masturbation
got hit with a sixxer probation
you might think it's flawed
but in fact, to a mod
it's better than ejaculation

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 14:39

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

my favorite cheese is

*checks notes*

the yellow cheese

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 22:05

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Brutal Garcon posted:

Beef strokin'off

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 23:24

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Computer viking posted:

Right, status update: I've just picked up a very light sensitive boyfriend, who used his hoodie as a makeshift parasol to survive outdoors. No eyeball stabbing, and none scheduled for the future, either.

Basically, the hospital eye specialists thought the private clinic that had directed him there had done kind of a poor job: he has the usual wear you expect after 30 years with reasonably regulated diabetes T1, so not great; not awful. Nothing that requires, or can be, treated. Which is a relief, in a way: It may be mild irreversible damage, but at least it's not the speedy and sudden decline (with "often works" eyeball injections) the private clinic thought it looked like - and his vision is basically fine with no immediate worries.

He should apparently have had regular controls with this hospital clinic ever since he moved here 10 years ago, but something apparently got lost somewhere. It's doubly strange that the diabetes clinic referred him to a private clinic - but at least the incorrect/over cautious diagnosis he got there finally got him into contact with the right followup group.

he is from the mirror universe, be careful

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 14:07

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Spinz posted:

I've gained 22 back pounds AAARGGHH

My first read of this was very :magical:

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 00:05

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

The Bloop fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jun 9, 2021

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 21:43

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

These kids today just don't want to work because the government pays them not to

(And this is a bad thing)

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 21:57

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

How do I attach a file to this email

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 22:53

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Ehh, you know what? Let’s just go to Texas Roadhouse again and order the exact same thing we order every Tuesday. It’s just not worth shaking things up. Besides, you know I get my 10% military discount there! I didn’t serve 4 years in the muck to pay full price.

Oh honey, Texas Roadhouse has great deals on weekdays if you eat before 530 !

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 23:43

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/sn9VczO.mp4

# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 15:46

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Young? Aardvark is 73.

Wow, that's 247 in Aardvark years

# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 01:16

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Derpies posted:

Bring back MPP!

He died for our gimmick sins.

MPP is self flagellating and is welcome back at any time

# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 16:14

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Prof. Crocodile posted:

my dentist gave me a night guard to immobilize my jaw, because apparently I grind my teeth now.

And I guess I also had sleep apnea, because as soon as I started wearing the mouth guard, I stopped waking up at night. #blessed

there are mold at home ones you can get on amazon for like $20

they are not as good as dentist ones obviously but I would recommend anyone try them that is having sleep issues

# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 22:09

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

My YMCA growing up had separate men's, boys, girls, and women's locker rooms

No old man balls for me

# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 23:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

hosed up hot afternoon thought: I can't even remember the last time I had a bloomin' onion

If this is really true do yourself a favor and enjoy the memory rather than spoiling it with the crushing disappointment of an actual bloomin' onion

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 23:45

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Burger King onion rings are like this I believe.

They are. And while doing this is not nearly as good as the best "natural" onion rings, it is still far better than the worst ones.

Plus they are predictable in size, like pringles, for what that's worth

# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 14:50

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Aardvark! posted:

in polar opposite news to tip, i had another one of my patented full movie length vivid nightmares. in this one i was in london investigating the kidnapping of Dan Castellaneta's wife and newborn baby. at one point i had to rescue a bunch of kittens from a copper pipe that the bad guy had cemented them in to, which i succeeded at thankfully

at another point in this dream i discovered that i had left an entire package(?) of honey open and it had attracted... bees, which made it their new hive, and i couldnt figure out how to get them out of my hotel room

obviously that is your real life and this is the terrible dream

# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 15:48

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 10:48

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

crossposting from americana

# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 19:40

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