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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWYjLCZRT44

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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this thread needs posts so i'm going to post things from the closed captions to the snyder cut: [batman grunts softly]

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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[grunts softly]

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[breathing heavily]

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Ratjaculation posted:

It sounds bad and I won't be watching it

It's unintentionally hilarious.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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That ending was dumb as gently caress. loving :lol: at that dumb movie.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Tip posted:

you weren't blown away by joker talking about giving batman a reacharound?

thank you mr snyder for finally giving us the true comic book experience

We live in a society.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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sebmojo posted:

condolences :smith:

E: oh poo poo i missed my 10 year anniversary!

My account is almost old enough to drive. :corsair:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCOIZDttei4


e: found the right video

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Mar 27, 2021

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Ratjaculation posted:

Page 108 is the loving cursing/swearing page

But I don’t practice santaria...

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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The trump lol thread is about to hit page 5000. This thread really needs to step up its game.

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Oct 13, 2005

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fridge corn posted:

What's going on in the trump lol thread?

not as many trops and toupes as the c-spam thread, but still a considerable amount of trudn as well.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Tip posted:

there's this little movie called cloverfield you might wanna check out :smuggo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfaHpCpsHwE

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

Allow me to summarize newbies: tip has seen and made a lot of movies, William Henry hairytaint likes anime now, I hate breakfast burritos, aardvark! lives in an edm snuff kitchen, and ratjaculation keeps refusing to show his dong.

There I just saved you 118 pages.

can you recap the next 118 pages as well? tia.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Matt Gaetz ruins things yet again.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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1/8th of the way there!!!!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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if we keep going at the current pace we'll hit 1000 pages in september 2023.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I think we're gonna need everyone to step up their game.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Y'all need to double your efforts.


Also, what's the goal? Are we good with September 2023? If so, carry on. If we want it sooner, we're gonna need some more oomph out of everyone.

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PinheadSlim posted:

My balls will be two years older by then, plenty of time for polishing and grooming

You need to get silicone injections or whatever to smooth out all the wrinkles.

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Oct 13, 2005

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PinheadSlim posted:

Is Posmodern Jukebox awful or is it good? I heard their cover of Lizzos "Juice" and really liked it

They do a lot of good stuff with Puddles Pity Party.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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its_my_birthday posted:

I’m going to write the next great American novel about this girl who lives in Alaska right and inherits a ton of money from a dead relative or something and then hires an Uber driver cause she needs to go to the bank or something. But like the Uber driver is kind of a fellow lost soul and he’s a boy. And in the car she’s like instead of the bank let’s go to this destination that’s farther from the bank and anyway long story short they do that a lot and end up driving the pan American highway from Alaska to Argentina. Thanks don’t steal my idea.

You can't drive from Panama into Colombia anymore.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I'm not 100% certain because there's gotta be some border towns, but there's no roads running between the two according to google maps which might just be wrong.

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I mean, we did steal what is now Panama from Colombia, so they have every right to be upset and to sever ties with their stolen land.

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Computer viking posted:

That's the Darien Gap - it's a mountainous nature reserve with both a fun selection of tropical diseases and locals who don't want to be disturbed.

Thank you! I didn't know the details, and now I do.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Caesar’s last words were basically “I’ll see you in hell, motherfucker.”

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Meme Poker Party posted:

I'm all about wholesome posting!


Poor Caesar, now known instead for the cheapest possible pizza instead.

I didn't know Gaius translated to Howie.

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Oct 13, 2005

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Is the penis bread crusty or soft and chewy

the outside is the former and the inside the latter.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Almost to 200!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I made the mistake of leaving the books I’m reading at home when I flew out for my uncle’s funeral. Now I’m going stircrazy waiting for my dad to get up and around so we can hit the road.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I’m just gonna post post post because I’ve got nothing better to do.

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Oct 13, 2005

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I’m currently in Ellis, KS. Has anyone here even heard of this place? Around 2k people live here. It’s my dad’s hometown, though, and where the family cemetery plots are located.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I’m at the only hotel in town.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Some baseball players who stayed here last night are discussing underwear. One guy wears $30/pair stuff called armachillos or something. Another hasn’t worn underwear since the mid 90s when he stopped in high school.

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Oct 13, 2005

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There’s an old lady who seems to live here in the hotel. Each day she’s made her way to the continental bfast in the morning, takes a table in the corner, and sits there all day doing crosswords and such while drinking water and the occasional redbull. Yesterday afternoon we were afraid she was dead for a minute because she was slumped over, but after looking at her for a minute we could tell she was breathing. A few minutes later she woke up and got back to her paperwork.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Most people here do not wear masks. I do not believe they’re vaccinated. Everyone that lives here either works in the oil fields, in oil field support, or at the single Loves truck stop across the street.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Will I get 10 posts in a row?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Sources point to yes. Early sunday morning goons are all still asleep.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Gf has suggested i download a book onto my phone. It’s a good idea, but I already have three physical books at home I need to finish reading.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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The funeral home was packed yesterday and maybe 5-6 of us were masked. I’m vaccinated, but I know less than half of those there are because covid isn’t real or the vaccine isn’t safe or some other such nonsense.

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