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Mar 21, 2006

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Mar 21, 2006

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Here for another failed goon project.

we couldn't do it without you

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Mar 21, 2006

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The_Continental posted:

Were gonna make history, baby.

gently caress yeah, goon historians gonna look back to this page to figure out what it was all about, and they're gonna nod their heads knowingly

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Mar 21, 2006

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Mar 21, 2006

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Edit: gently caress

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Luminous Cow posted:

This isn't 1000 pages you illiterate gently caress

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Mar 21, 2006

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Edit: Wait, my math was wrong

DELETED

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Mar 21, 2006

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Mar 21, 2006

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I've never heard of smiley fries but these will haunt my nightmares.


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Mar 21, 2006

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

They’re delicious OP

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Mar 21, 2006

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In the next Terminator movie someone will give a shell shocked veteran of the future war a big pile of potato smileys, and he'll just start screaming as we zoom into the smileys and cross fade to a mountain of human skulls.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

ive been trying to start a chat thread foe three weeks and all it takes is to claim you'll reach a thousand pages, this is bullshit but hello hey whats up i love a chat thread im drunk

This thread is a safe haven for drunk posters

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

he means freaking weed dudes

wuzzat

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Mar 21, 2006

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Should I drink some coffee, y/n

Yeah.

I can't function without caffeine, need it from the moment I wake up or I'm useless. It's gotten really bad and I don't know if it's from depression, taking sleep medication for too long, or post-covid syndrome.

All I know for sure is I gotta drink all the coffee and energy drinks, and I'm taking you down (up) with me.

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Mar 21, 2006

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MakaVillian posted:

Ok I think to get this to 1000 pages we need a controversial topic, so I'll start one:

Eating rear end is bad.

I'm generally not interested in assholes during sex, mine or theirs. Like, anal sex is fine, but it's at the bottom (lol) of my list.

The last woman I dated really wanted anal but she couldn't be honest about it so she was constantly trying to get me to ask for it. Saying things like, "I bet you want to gently caress me in the rear end don't you?", and I'd be like "I'll gently caress you in the rear end if you want," and she'd be like, "No, YOU WANT IT, NOT ME".

I never hosed her in the rear end.

Moral of the story: just be honest about it if you want butt stuff

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Mar 21, 2006

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Chomp8645 posted:

Awareness of the heartbeat is awareness of mortality, and hence, the universe.

Embrace it.

He just prefers to get that feeling the old fashioned way, union made locally produced cocaine

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Mar 21, 2006

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Hell yeah fourth page

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

I haven't done a single thing i want to do today ajd ive been going since 5 AM

I have accomplished eating a bowl of cereal, and drinking an energy drink.

Now I'm thinking about taking a shower and maybe playing ping pong in VR, but it really sounds like a lot of work tbh

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

i got woken up every hour by my daughter crying in her sleep or whatever it is thst makes her cry and then at 6 my son woke up and once he's up thats it, and then i watched chilsrens programming, took them both to the park for like 2 hours, watched more children's programming, read them the same book like 11 times in a row and then had dinner and i just want them to sleep so i can maybe play some mortal kombat or stardew valley before i pass out before midnight again argh

That sounds rough, but also I wish I had kids. Or anyone else in this house with me for the last 9 months.

I broke up with someone like a week before the quarantines, it was definitely the right call but also fuuuuuck it feels like covid is never going to end and I'll never get within 6 feet of anyone for the rest of my life.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Chinatown posted:

im unbookmarking this thread

We'll miss your incisive wit, when other people post "fart" it's just not the same.

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Mar 21, 2006

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fart

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Mar 21, 2006

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Yeah, not as good.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

i drew this beholder today



I made this cacodemon in the Spore creature creator demo 12 years ago.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwG-lIVFq-Y

Now it's suddenly popular because it's getting suggested next to Doom Eternal videos.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

i hope you have it monetized idk if you can because its a game video

I've had my YouTube forever and have some pretty popular videos but I've never monetized because I mostly make weird poo poo based on other stuff, like this video where I replaced the t-1000 with a monster made of Subway's meatball marinara:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=5f05L6sitxY

They threaten to delete your whole account if you monetize any videos while having any copyrighted material on your account. It's some bullshit. And they don't comprehend fair use.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Chomp8645 posted:

I know a nice female beholder let's set them up on a date maybe they'll fall in love.




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Mar 21, 2006

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Robo Reagan posted:

a cyclops would make a terrible sniper

I've never seen a scope with two eye holes.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Robo Reagan posted:

your eye isnt glued to the scope the whole time you're using a gun

It's not like snipers are shooting people nearby. Stereo vision is mainly useful for depth perception in the close to mid range, past that your brain relies on other ways to infer distance.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Chomp8645 posted:

Help they used this song for the credits roll in Black Clover and I looked it up on youtube and now I can't stop listening to it over and over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FqYK2Tu0H0

That song doesn't really do it for me, but I had a similar issue with the theme song to Snuff Box.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=htmwzV11Wb8

drat that's a catchy song.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

yeah this, i have brain damage that makes it impossible for me to visualize so i use a lot of reference images for the stuff i draw that is at all recognizable and even in the last two months I've seen enormous growth in my artistic ability, practice really does make you improve! i sit down at least once a day and say okay I'm gonna draw something and it often is garbage from a butt but other times it really comes together, i drew this and then inked and colored it in about two hours the other night



This is great! Are you doing a series on characters who like hamburgers?

Also, I majorly relate to your brain damage. I lack the ability to visualize and it definitely makes some things much harder in art.

I took a 2d character design class in college and it was a loving nightmare, I would spend all week on a character design presentation and then see someone in the student lounge knock out something way better in the 15 minutes before class.

You might enjoy life drawing, I was able to get really good at it because it requires zero visual imagination. It's very satisfying.

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Mar 21, 2006

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I believe it's called a cyclotron.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sid Vicious posted:

a life drawing class is what i am asking my mom for for Christmas actually!

Nice!

Your mom's gonna show up to your house in a bathrobe on Christmas and be like, "ok, class in session" lol
Edit: wait I just got the above person's joke and realized I'm basically repeating it. gently caress.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Chomp8645 posted:

It's not cool like Sid's art but here is the first 3D model I've ever made. I made it today and it's a traffic cone. I hope you like it.




I think you're confused, that's a VLC.

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Mar 21, 2006

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Where are the bros

I don't get it

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Mar 21, 2006

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How did you miss the conebros thread




Wooo! Page 7!

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Mar 21, 2006

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Say it again but slap my balls this time.

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