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EorayMel

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Imagine a world where toilets were invented as early as flower pots, being interchangeable. Flies would likely be a less common sight. Composting would take off everywhere with unparalleled success. There would be unrivaled wonders of figuring out who we are and what our place in nature would be then, crossing the kingdom of plants and animals together.

*Interrupts self, squats down with a pained grunt and produces a dandelion on the spot*

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biosterous






turns out the boss's poo poo DOES smell like roses



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


waking up early to walk my dog in front of the house of the friendly neighbor. my dog squats on his lawn and pinches out two beautiful tulips and i leave them there even though I brought little bags with me

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


i don't know if it's food poisoning but every time i eat taco bell within 30 minutes i am blowing a whole meadow of wildflowers out back

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Yeah, but imagine what would bloom from plant buds then

google THIS



Shoveling fresh flowers onto my prized dungheap

google THIS



Finding a Vaccinium erythrocarpum stuck to my butt

Khanstant



drat bees wont get away from my rear end

Macnult


silent butt daisies

google THIS



Leaving artificial flowers on my coworker's desk as a prank

Salacious Spy

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man


*manager storming back into office from bathroom* listen, somebody's rear end just summoned the seventh circle of hell in there and now there are loving snapdragons and lilies all over the tile, and if somebody doesn't step forward and admit fault in the next thirty seconds then you're all spending the rest of the day doing some gardening if you know what I mean

barnold

...but i didnt finish




on really bad days I poo poo straight up crabgrass


"there is no spoone" - The Matricks

google THIS



making GBS threads out roses again after binging on Taco Bell, When will I ever learn?

sk

(ヤイケス!)




you got me a dozen roses on the way from work? what the gently caress is that supposed to mean

DicktheCat



My pa always said "yeah, and my butt will shoot roses out next time I fart!" If he doubted a thing.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


DicktheCat posted:

My pa always said "yeah, and my butt will shoot roses out next time I fart!" If he doubted a thing.

poo poo in one hand and wish in the other...

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

I am actually a gardener, so my job is now potentially terrible and full of getting old ladies to lift their skirts for "a good pruning"

super sweet best pal

It's bulbasaur!

making GBS threads bricks is now a good thing since they're bricks of compressed weed bud.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Kevin Spacey had a sick fantasy life in American Beauty

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Every year on the anniversary of her death I drop a steaming diarrhea on my beloved wife's grave

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