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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


serious qs only por favour tho the topic can be anything big or small. just as long as ur sincere =)

i think the way ill do it is take a pic of the placing and ul an audio clip for the reading it seemed the easiest way to do it when i tried it for myself

post up orbs =) ty

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


the deck:

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


triple post to note that this is v1 because i am just starting out with like a nanoscopic amount of practice under my belt. id like to sort of document my tarot journey for my frens in byob :)

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Stoner Sloth



please clockwork card reader, tell me if my next thread in BYOB will be a success?



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

Sid Vicious



the orbs i was given are mp4s so i cant figure out how to post them but i am wanting to get a tarot reading

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Stoner Sloth posted:

please clockwork card reader, tell me if my next thread in BYOB will be a success?

the pic is sideways, sry



https://voca.ro/19v109VSAczK

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Sid Vicious posted:

the orbs i was given are mp4s so i cant figure out how to post them but i am wanting to get a tarot reading

i need a q, anything u need guidance on or concerning?

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Stoner Sloth




thanks for the reading friend, now i can poast a thread with confidence!

(lol for a moment i thought the cards were warning me of the dangers of drunk posting)



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Stoner Sloth posted:

thanks for the reading friend, now i can poast a thread with confidence!

(lol for a moment i thought the cards were warning me of the dangers of drunk posting)

i mean im no expert on archetypes yet but an overflowing golden goblet seems p chill and cant help but inform the reading, just as the past informs the future :)

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Sid Vicious



take the moon posted:

i need a q, anything u need guidance on or concerning?

will my children ever sleep through the night

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Sid Vicious posted:

will my children ever sleep through the night



https://voca.ro/1ozKmn5V06be

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Sid Vicious



what i got from that is my kids have a lot of nightmares and eventually they'll learn to turn that negativity around and dream and sleep peacefully and happily

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Sid Vicious posted:

what i got from that is my kids have a lot of nightmares and eventually they'll learn to turn that negativity around and dream and sleep peacefully and happily

yea that sounds valid. on a math level: present confusing, future bright is sort of the primal way i saw that contrast so i think hopefully the reading encompassed that and built off it

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Sid Vicious



oh definitely!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Will I finally get laid???

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



can i please have a low stress week?

e: oh god i cant ask that question actually because if the answer is no then that will make me even more miserable uh uhh, changing the question to "will I die this year"

EE: OH WAIT A MINUTE THAT ONE ISN'T VERY GOOD EITHER uhh oh what the hell i'm not coming up with another one though. fuckin hope i'm not dying

DOPE FIEND KILLA G fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Nov 30, 2020


<--sid made this one!

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


should i start a tiktok where i dress up like a wizard and bill myself as Phizzard the Friendly Wizard and dispense advice as though i were a dollar store gandalf?

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Macnult


will the waves ever be good enough on my days off to justify driving 2 hours to the beach?

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Will I finally get laid???



interrupted by jareth fuckery and brain fog

pt1: https://voca.ro/1kxh6dGPG7eO
pt2: https://voca.ro/1954h8MtivRN

hopefully its helpful :)

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Prof. Crocodile



Will I live to see ButtTheShitmanFart post in BYOB?


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

can i please have a low stress week?

e: oh god i cant ask that question actually because if the answer is no then that will make me even more miserable uh uhh, changing the question to "will I die this year"

EE: OH WAIT A MINUTE THAT ONE ISN'T VERY GOOD EITHER uhh oh what the hell i'm not coming up with another one though. fuckin hope i'm not dying



https://voca.ro/1k8SOidyl2MW

long also. tldr: the month is not without peril/upheaval but ur approaching w/ strength so should work out

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






what is my responsibility to the greater body?

also i have found tarot pretty helpful as a tool for self reflection, i hope it's also useful to you!

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a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

I'll give this a go. Generic question but

Will I ever meet someone I'm romantically compatible with?

magic cactus fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Nov 30, 2020

https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4


Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Macnult posted:

will the waves ever be good enough on my days off to justify driving 2 hours to the beach?



https://voca.ro/1ijsmGfGHqH6

tldr: looks good

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Heather Papps posted:

what is my responsibility to the greater body?

also i have found tarot pretty helpful as a tool for self reflection, i hope it's also useful to you!

i read my own future & it looked scary but made me think. also i use it for writing fiction :)

ill do a slew more but may have to take a break soon

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Prof. Crocodile posted:

Will I live to see ButtTheShitmanFart post in BYOB?



https://voca.ro/1kWgK7bkNwGO

sorry last one for a bit, ill come back and do all of these im swamped in stuff rn tho

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Prof. Crocodile



take the moon posted:



https://voca.ro/1kWgK7bkNwGO

sorry last one for a bit, ill come back and do all of these im swamped in stuff rn tho

The bad news is that ButtTheShitmanFart will post in BYOB in the distant future, and it will be the mark of the endtimes.
The good news is that TTM said 'ButtTheShitmanFart' like 100 times during this reading, and that is something we can all take comfort in.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Stoner Sloth



oh my gosh - my next naturally occuring thread turned to be about the death of gently caress hut. ttm is a powerful psychic indeed!



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

snergle


should i buy a ton of cinnamon coke? i really like it but its only in those tiny bottles that arent even 1l. last year i bought two twelve packs and it was the best 12 days of soda drinking.

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Heather Papps posted:

what is my responsibility to the greater body?

also i have found tarot pretty helpful as a tool for self reflection, i hope it's also useful to you!



https://voca.ro/1kHKpYfvT3D2

i hope you dont mind a 15 minute ramble! in retrospect focusing on dualities when justice follows a 2 prolly makes sense

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






take the moon posted:



https://voca.ro/1kHKpYfvT3D2

i hope you dont mind a 15 minute ramble! in retrospect focusing on dualities when justice follows a 2 prolly makes sense

this was very insightful, thank you very much! sometimes questions we ask ourselves are very illuminating. your assessment is pretty close to my own.

also, "follow your heart" was a proto-meme among my highschool friends. i do tend to over think things.

also also also the weighing against a feather in the justice card is an allusion to egyptian book of the dead stuff, where one's soul is weighed against a feather to determine how full of ma'at (literally justice) your life was.

thanks again friend, this was very kind of you.

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


magic cactus posted:

I'll give this a go. Generic question but

Will I ever meet someone I'm romantically compatible with?



https://voca.ro/18h8ulFosMN5

sorry for some pauses

take the moon fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Dec 3, 2020

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.


tyvm for the reading!

https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4


Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


snergle posted:

should i buy a ton of cinnamon coke? i really like it but its only in those tiny bottles that arent even 1l. last year i bought two twelve packs and it was the best 12 days of soda drinking.



https://voca.ro/16XK2wAQ2nqQ

i seem more clouded on my bday than any other day

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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

OMGiddy aunt, I was not accepting a podcast of tarot readings to chill out to!

I would like a reading please in relation to my job prospects next year, as I am thinking of moving and maybe going half half with private contracted work and being employed.

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



Will my boyfriend break up with me because I'm a big dumb idiot?

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


RickRogers posted:

OMGiddy aunt, I was not accepting a podcast of tarot readings to chill out to!

I would like a reading please in relation to my job prospects next year, as I am thinking of moving and maybe going half half with private contracted work and being employed.



https://voca.ro/1eqxD1CK9UXY

15 mins, tldr: u should def view the future with an eye towards change & renewal

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take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Kief Richards posted:

Will my boyfriend break up with me because I'm a big dumb idiot?



https://voca.ro/1cEwZsX4ybV1

kind of a grim looking draw but i dont think theres any real cause for worry basically if u want a tldr

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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

take the moon posted:



https://voca.ro/1eqxD1CK9UXY

15 mins, tldr: u should def view the future with an eye towards change & renewal

Wow, I was the whole reading.

Thank you very much, was totally on point!

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PHANTOM QUEEN



take the moon posted:



https://voca.ro/1cEwZsX4ybV1

kind of a grim looking draw but i dont think theres any real cause for worry basically if u want a tldr

This actually made me feel way better, thank you

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