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greatant
Oct 17, 2003



Shut up and stay on topic. I don't care about your "interesting" off-topic bullshit. Just no.

Let us discuss this blight. No derails please.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



suck my balls from the back, op.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



stop circumcision!!!

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



Circumcision is bad, you know whats also bad, transphobia. In this dissertation I will be going into intense, some might even consider it insane detail about one potential reading of a post in this very thread

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie


Actually we should circumcise transphobes exclusively

greatant
Oct 17, 2003



Big Beef City posted:

suck my balls from the back, op.

Welcome, Fettis.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


epic post, lurker guy

lurk more

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



greatant posted:

Welcome, Fettis.

I have no idea what this means but your account is 17 years old and you haven't managed to do anything even worth getting a probation for. You're terrible.

Skratte
Nov 11, 2010





Let's talk about leaving tips, what percentage is good, should america abolish tipping entirely, when to leave jesus fliers and where to print off the best ones (good sources on those ones that look like fake twenties for instance), any eurogoons want to leave their opinion on america's tipping culture

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i'm the op and i'm under the impression that if someone comes in my thread and tells me to suck their balls it must be some special guy from 20 years ago.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



Looking at your rap sheet I can surmise that the moderators of these forums have punished you extensively and I am a loving dweebis nark rear end loser, a proto-cop, an utter loving cretin and will align my judgements with theirs.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Skratte posted:

Let's talk about leaving tips, what percentage is good, should america abolish tipping entirely, when to leave jesus fliers and where to print off the best ones (good sources on those ones that look like fake twenties for instance), any eurogoons want to leave their opinion on america's tipping culture

Yeah but in what direction do you wipe your butt?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Yeah but in what direction do you wipe your butt?

I stuff the toilet paper inside as deep as it will go using the handle of the toilet brush than fire it out with pneumatic pressure, cleaning in the most maximally efficient way

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



instead of wiping you should shoot water in your rear end so your underwear gets wet all day.

Skratte
Nov 11, 2010





DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Yeah but in what direction do you wipe your butt?

wiping is dumb, just take a shower. Shower five times a day.

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie


Sesame Street memes are good actually. In this essay I will

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





I can't believe how wrong some of you are about kielbasa

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Cooked a good steak last night check it out

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

Peanut Butter posted:

Actually we should circumcise transphobes exclusively

They could be circumcised with little miniature bomb and it could be called a circumsplosion

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

I have no mouth and yet i must suck my own balls.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

on a similar note, if you put wings and a propeller on a hot dog and put that on a treadmill, would it become a flying sandwich?

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Hah very funny thread. Someone tell me why the same threads are posted on here all the time.

How is grover haus still funny?

(536 users browsing)

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Oww my balls

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Peanut Butter posted:

Actually we should circumcise transphobes exclusively

Are you saying we should surgically give JK Rowling a penis so we can circumcise it? Because I can get behind this idea.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Sunswipe posted:

Are you saying we should surgically give JK Rowling a penis so we can circumcise it? Because I can get behind this idea.

There's no reason to give her an entire penis, just some foreskin.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



I don't advocate thumb out bowling for most because of the ligament damage it can do.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003






Who What Now posted:

There's no reason to give her an entire penis, just some foreskin.

cover JK Rowling in foreskins Leto II style until she turns into a gigantic immortal penis

then uh circumcise it I guess

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




do you tip the guy who circumcises you? You could even give it to them in the little envelope he made.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

Screw you OP, ain't nobody gonna change my avatar.



2 words OP...

Israel. Palestine.

You're welcome.

Skratte
Nov 11, 2010





I would really like to hear about how cheap some goons weddings were

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





jazzyhattrick posted:

2 words OP...

Israel. Palestine.

You're welcome.

I came across an obscure little fact recently. Did you know that some people think only one of those is a country that exists? Crazy right?

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



Let's say you have a lever that controls if one thread gets derailed or five threads get derailed. Do you pull the lever to save five threads at the expense of derailing one?

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


The worst things are deer, OP.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

*posts picture of a pitbull*

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

200 000 toddlers vs the Maginot line?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Big Beef City posted:

I have no idea what this means but your account is 17 years old and you haven't managed to do anything even worth getting a probation for. You're terrible.

big rap sheet, big life

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




jazzyhattrick posted:

2 words OP...

Israel. Palestine.

You're welcome.

Well yeah they are both part of Northern Ireland which is of course Ireland. What Iím saying is that most countries are usually actually Ireland. Except New Zealand which doesnít exist.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


[slightly inaccurate historical fact, like the stats of a ww2 german tank or something]

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I agree with the OP.


Best regards,
Icochet
Chairman, Klan Members Against The Film Aliens

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Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001




It is only normal that 200+ page conversations talk about only one thing

Human communication does not drift, the thread is LABELLED for chrissakes

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