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Entropic

patriarchy sucks


some think they might be a lost hominid subspecies like bigfoots but IMO santas are more likely a form of Wendigo

thoughts?

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Macnult


i canít confirm if this is a cryptid ability or not but if you donít have a chimney, santa enters your home by liquefying and seeping through your air vents.

biosterous






the correct plural form is "santas claws"



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Entropic

patriarchy sucks


Macnult posted:

i canít confirm if this is a cryptid ability or not but if you donít have a chimney, santa enters your home by liquefying and seeping through your air vents.

Santa is like a vampire but instead of turning into mist or bats he turns into eggnog to seep through tight spaces.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



what if the reason we can never find big foot is because he's santa clause


<--sid made this one!

Sid Vicious



if santa Claus isnt real where did my presents come from? i didnt buy them and my wife says she didnt buy them, er go santa claus is real! krampus might be not real im not sure i hav have never been kidnapped for my bad behaviour and i do a lot if naughty things ie i stole a pack of bubblegum

Macnult


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

what if the reason we can never find big foot is because he's santa clause

doing wood taps with sleigh bells attached

biosterous






if you can't find him he's absent-a clause



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






santa may be a cryptid HUNTER, and has potentially enslaved the goat man of maryland, calling him "krampus"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Prof. Crocodile



Jeremy Wade chumming the waters of the arctic ocean with chocolate chip cookies, his face twisted into a scowl of concentration.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

google THIS



Zak Bagans: (in the dark) Hey bro, if you're up there on that housetop, why don't you come on down that chimney and OH SH-(beep) (falls over for no reason) HOLY SH-(beep) BRO DID YOU HEAR THAT?! F-(beep)

Nosfereefer



im pretty sure science has already proven santa to be real

Nosfereefer



the cia has been covering up santa clause since the 60's

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

You ask a good question. If you managed to catch Santa in a trap, would you be able to do whatever you want with him or would he have human rights?

If you live in a state with castle doctrine I guess it doesn't matter. But elsewise who would stop you from exhibiting him in a cage and charging admission?

Nosfereefer



being a saint, hes subject to clerical jurisdiction. so i guess you have to call the pope or something

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i watch the santa radar tracking every year of course the big man up north, (my nickname for santa), is real

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I think whether Santa is a cryptid or not depends on if there is Santa Clause erotica.

FutonForensic



Epic Cryptid Rap Battles: Mothman vs. Santa

i'm the mothman see, i'm a slut for love
you came down my chimney? so you came from above
saint or angel, it's no difference to me
big boy got me thinking of matrimony


i'm santa claus bitch, my friends call me nick
but you're more than a friend, so grab my big prick
our monogamous laughter will ring through the halls
as i'm gently squeezing your epic moth balls


rap battle cancelled: contestants fell in love


by Khanstant

Prof. Crocodile



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I think whether Santa is a cryptid or not depends on if there is Santa Clause erotica.

there is a deviantart thread in gbs that can settle this question quickly and horribly.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

sk

(ヤイケス!)




I saw mommy kissing santa claus, but nobody believes me because I didn't get any physical evidence

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thank you prof crocodile and owlhawk911 and Khanstant and vanisher!!

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

We gotta start a show where we dress up in cammo and wait to catch Santa at various locations, various torture instrents clearly seen in the background. One guy just muttering "I WILL have my revenge" with no context.

google THIS



Bright Bart posted:

One guy just muttering "I WILL have my revenge" with no context.

Something about his grandma and a reindeer I think

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Sid Vicious posted:

if santa Claus isnt real where did my presents come from? i didnt buy them and my wife says she didnt buy them, er go santa claus is real! krampus might be not real im not sure i hav have never been kidnapped for my bad behaviour and i do a lot if naughty things ie i stole a pack of bubblegum

Is it possible that your children bought the presents? I've heard about a movie about a child who becomes a millionaire. I'd look into it if I were you, maybe convince them to buy you forum upgrades and other fine treats.

If I'm misremembering that you have kids I'm sorry but I ask you this: is it possible your neighbors' children bought the presents?



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



google THIS posted:

Zak Bagans: (in the dark) Hey bro, if you're up there on that housetop, why don't you come on down that chimney and OH SH-(beep) (falls over for no reason) HOLY SH-(beep) BRO DID YOU HEAR THAT?! F-(beep)

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


sk posted:

I saw mommy kissing santa claus, but nobody believes me because I didn't get any physical evidence

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



I wish I could find an image that better illustrates this, but an army of Santa Clauses stands behind our Prime Minister.


Can you see it?



You can see it, right?

biosterous






Finger Prince posted:

I wish I could find an image that better illustrates this, but an army of Santa Clauses stands behind our Prime Minister.


Can you see it?



You can see it, right?

holy poo poo

it was right in front of us this whole time!



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


Finger Prince posted:

I wish I could find an image that better illustrates this, but an army of Santa Clauses stands behind our Prime Minister.


Can you see it?



You can see it, right?

Those are the supreme court justices

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)




Here they are again. Silent sentries of the North.

nut


ya he's bigfoot's cousin, bigsack


Entropic

patriarchy sucks


canyoneer posted:

Those are the supreme court justices

I just want to say as a canadian i recognise and appreciate this post.

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


"Today on Crytpo-M-G we're hunting the grand-daddy of all granddaddies, the spirit of holiday giving hisself, San'y Claus!. We got our wildlife cams set up all over the roof and living room and Hoss here has a special surprise for ol' Saint Nick, ain't that right Hoss? What you anglin' with today?"

"Compound bow with some adjustments, hooked up to the trick plate of cookies. Kajiggered 'er up to 500 pounds of force, with m' home-made 900-grain arrows carved from the leg bones of other saints. Gotta kill a saint to catch a saint, I reckon".

"Mm hmm, that's real good Hoss. We gonna bag us a symbol of hope on this ep, I just got a feeling 'bout it!"


Sig by Heather Papps

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Santa is an enlightened centrist.

Woke: Brings presents for free to all the good girls and boys.

Based: Gives nicer toys to the richer kids so cannot be accused of class warfare.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

I taught my children that Santa *brings* the presents, but that he charges and I have to buy and wrap them. Wanted the youngins to experience the wonder of believing in Santa but not giving that imaginary fat clown all the credit for my hard work!

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biosterous






oh poo poo it's gettin gbigger gently caress run!!



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

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