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Macnult


me and the boys hopping into the bed of an all new 2021 Tacoma, shouting "woo!" and "yeah!" while our DD tells the salesman everything's fine and gets the keys

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Macnult


salesman: i don't know what to do. do i kick them out? they're having fun and drawing a lot of attention but i don't think we're going to make any sales
dealership owner: ...what are they doing?
salesman: one of them just did a kegstand in the back of a Tacoma
owner: *eyes widen* this years?
salesman: yes sir should i call the co-
owner: *runs outside to the lot*
salesman: -ops?
owner: aye boys! what the hell are you doing?
me and the boys: ..uh... we're chillin. toyotathon. vibin'
owner: wanna know what makes a Tundra better than a Tacoma?
us: *looking at each other* s-..sure yeah i guess
owner: THE CHILL FACTOR!
everyone: AWWW YEAAAHHH!!!

Macnult


Smug Prius Owner: y'know, these bad boys are pretty drat fuel-efficient
me: yessir. they got a lot of crap but drat if filling up on gas doesn't hurt these days.
SPO: pretty. drat. fuel. efficient
me: yeah man pretty comfortable too
SPO: fuel. efficient
me: yeah you've said that a lot
SPO: fuel *pulls out gravity bong* efficient

deadking

Hello? Charlemagne?!


honestly I feel like Toyotathon has become too commercial these days

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






waiting till toyotathon to tell the boys jenny is expecting

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Macnult


deadking posted:

honestly I feel like Toyotathon has become too commercial these days

you're not the only one. i was talking to a dude in a 2020 RAV4 with $1,750 cashback (offer valid until the end of this year for all Crossovers and SUVs) about how a lot of this seems like one ongoing advertisement

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Crass commercialization has made its forget that the true reason we celebrate Toyotathon is Jesus Christ.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The rest of the year I practice for the Toyotathon by setting up in my front lawn crushing Mickey's wide mouth tall boys, revin' the engine, and hootin' & hollerin' at the neighbors every day!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Oh geez, my mom made us another Toyotathon quilt. I know it's a big family tradition(her great grandpa still had photos of him celebrating Toyotathon in his village in Slovakia in the 1890s) and all but they take up so much space and the representations of 2001 Camry Solaras are so realistic that they scare the dog.



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

pecan



they’re playing Marco Polo in priuses rolling around in eco mode

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Painting over the "OTA" on my tailgate when another Toyota fan passes by. We slap hands and he says "classic" with a respectful nod.

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post





i leap into the air and then just freeze there

no one can get me down for weeks


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Pahilla the Hun posted:

i leap into the air and then just freeze there

no one can get me down for weeks

*atoyot*



(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

At the Toyotathon. Get here quick, it's lit. Bring the 4loko from the fridge.

Sid Vicious



standing here awkward with my Batman action figure

"i thought it was toython"

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




Heather Papps posted:

waiting till toyotathon to tell the boys jenny is expecting

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




nothing makes a more pleasing sound 2 the Lord than a five year power train warranty on this new yaris

vanisher



the boston marathon has new sponsors this year with some unique requests



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext

vanisher



It wasn't cheap to have it custom made and its uncomfortable as hell but I managed... oh, "thon," I misunderstood



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



vanisher posted:

It wasn't cheap to have it custom made and its uncomfortable as hell but I managed... oh, "thon," I misunderstood

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Macnult


vanisher posted:

It wasn't cheap to have it custom made and its uncomfortable as hell but I managed... oh, "thon," I misunderstood

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