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Macnult

me and the boys hopping into the bed of an all new 2021 Tacoma, shouting "woo!" and "yeah!" while our DD tells the salesman everything's fine and gets the keys

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salesman: i don't know what to do. do i kick them out? they're having fun and drawing a lot of attention but i don't think we're going to make any sales
dealership owner: ...what are they doing?
salesman: one of them just did a kegstand in the back of a Tacoma
owner: *eyes widen* this years?
salesman: yes sir should i call the co-
owner: *runs outside to the lot*
salesman: -ops?
owner: aye boys! what the hell are you doing?
me and the boys: ..uh... we're chillin. toyotathon. vibin'
owner: wanna know what makes a Tundra better than a Tacoma?
us: *looking at each other* s-..sure yeah i guess
owner: THE CHILL FACTOR!
everyone: AWWW YEAAAHHH!!!

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Smug Prius Owner: y'know, these bad boys are pretty drat fuel-efficient :smuggo:
me: yessir. they got a lot of crap but drat if filling up on gas doesn't hurt these days.
SPO: pretty. drat. fuel. efficient
me: yeah man pretty comfortable too
SPO: fuel. efficient
me: yeah you've said that a lot
SPO: fuel *pulls out gravity bong* efficient

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deadking posted:

honestly I feel like Toyotathon has become too commercial these days

you're not the only one. i was talking to a dude in a 2020 RAV4 with $1,750 cashback (offer valid until the end of this year for all Crossovers and SUVs) about how a lot of this seems like one ongoing advertisement

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vanisher posted:

It wasn't cheap to have it custom made and its uncomfortable as hell but I managed... oh, "thon," I misunderstood

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