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Sid Vicious



wow im really glad i learned to swim this is not only really enjoyable its also great exercise

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Sid Vicious



geting carried home was awesome but i had trouble finding my way with all the lights turned off

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






honey, she weeps, the song just says that saturday night is ALRIGHT for fighting, not that you need to get in a bar brawl every weekend!

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Sid Vicious



okay i finally did it, this is the absolute last brick i need to place to complete this wall, I can't believe how many there were

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out


not sure what the point of this was... it didn't even really stick to me there's just sugar everywhere

we're gonna get ants

Prof. Crocodile



I've been sussudioing nonstop for weeks, and I still don't know if it's working or not.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I don't even know what 'wrapped up like a douche' even means, but here I am.

Prof. Crocodile



Big breakthrough in family counseling when mom finally admits she is jealous of my Beastie Boys albums.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post





yeah, dad, i know but... Janie also has a loving pool and its hot as poo poo outside


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

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felt cute, might delete later




I keep getting kicked out of the dmv for telling them my name is mud

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felt cute, might delete later




The McDonald's drive thru worker who keeps refusing to pass me the pork roll egg and cheese is going to hear about it on Yelp

prepuce repurposed fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Dec 1, 2020



winter sig by City of Glomptonģ

Prof. Crocodile



These sunglasses don't do poo poo, I just can't keep track of the visions in my eyes no matter what.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i've been happy, my whole life, with a cinnamon girl

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Macnult


prepuce repurposed posted:

I keep getting kicked out of the dmv for telling them my name is mud

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Honey, you know I have to hide my love away.

Sid Vicious



being a fisherman actually loving sucks this sucks

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

goddamn it those morons should've checked the school map, the boy's room is still IN school. Now I'm suspended for smoking.

https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4


Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


what the hell
am
I doing here?

I donít belong here...

the echi

https://giant.gfycat.com/Wellgroome...ectHaddock.webm the vanisher

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Look, Alec, I'm trying to remain calm and die with no remorse, but it's difficult to do that when right afterwards you keep threatening to come over to my house to kill me.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Pretty glad I dropped out of life with bong in hand to follow the smoke to the riff filled land. Now all I need to do is find a dragon to ride to the crimson eye...

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Standing up so that I can more easily process fruit for this jam.

Sid Vicious



i moved to the country and guess what its a lot of loving work running a peach orchard, this isn't something i enjoy, and I'm honestly sick to death of peaches at this point

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I guess being the hell out of your sight is alright. Not sure it's the best place for me.

Sid Vicious



yes officer i started all of those taco bell and disco fires

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Screaming "Satan! Satan! Satan!" at my mom when I see her next. Gotta remember

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Looking nervously at my baby as I'm holding a gun I ask her, "Honey, are you sure this is gonna work? I mean, can anyone really shoot The Devil? Also, can we be sure they're even coming?"

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


I refrained from breaking Andy Bell's heart and actually that little something did make me sweeter.



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

Jaguars!


New guy at the dick sucking factory: This ain't workin, that's the way you do it, lemme tell ya these guys ain't dumb. Maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your tongue

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Well, I lost my job at the funeral home and upset a lot of grieving families, but those bodies did make a pretty satisying sound upon impact with the floor.

Stoner Sloth



Jaguars! posted:

New guy at the dick sucking factory: This ain't workin, that's the way you do it, lemme tell ya these guys ain't dumb. Maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your tongue



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, I lost my job at the funeral home and upset a lot of grieving families, but those bodies did make a pretty satisying sound upon impact with the floor.

Stoner Sloth



turns out that insurance doesn't cover you if you just 'let the motherfucker burn' when your roof is on fire, looking for a new musical genre to take life advice from and possibly a couch to crash on



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


So Susan Serandon has a restraining order against me now...

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



I'm dressed sharp according to all the directions, but girls still won't come running anywhere near me. Are there any songs with advice about how to smell?

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


you are tough but so am I so you better make sure you put me in my place before I damage my lipstick case by smacking you with it but first Iíll let you hit me with your best shot. it wonít be good enough.

the echi

https://giant.gfycat.com/Wellgroome...ectHaddock.webm the vanisher

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Trying to find out how one would "bawitdaba" if anyone has any advice



Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Hey, turn on the lights before you step on something; it's more dangerous with them off.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Girlfriend made me sleep on the couch due to my refusal to remove my hat

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Nobody is buying this methodist coloring book!

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Prof. Crocodile



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Nobody is buying this methodist coloring book!


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

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