|
A pine tree ACTIVATE EXTERNAL ANTI AIR DEFENSE SYSTEMS
|
#
¿
Dec 1, 2020 13:49
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:53 |
|
|
Snowy Forest Call Reindeer Wranglers for situation update
|
|
#
¿
Dec 2, 2020 00:35
|
|
|
Mistletoe Radio the stable to send out the reindeer scouts and FIND THAT LAZY RUDOLPH Slaan fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 3, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Dec 2, 2020 21:31
|
|
|
Snowy forest Make a skinny peppermint mocha latte with oatmilk and two extra espresso shots at the attached North Starbucks self-service annex
|
|
#
¿
Dec 3, 2020 22:26
|
|
|
A horse Go to the stables to get Rudelf to start hooking all the reindeer up
|
|
#
¿
Dec 5, 2020 01:48
|
|
|
Robin in foreground Lay out The Big Guy's Suit for him
|
|
#
¿
Dec 6, 2020 02:31
|
|
|
A blue bird Go tell Rudelf to scramble the defense reindeer
|
|
#
¿
Dec 6, 2020 23:57
|
|
|
A dog Check out the sleigh
|
|
#
¿
Dec 8, 2020 03:05
|
|
|
A forest Do our best Sam Fisher impression and scout out the miscreants in force. Deadly force
|
|
#
¿
Dec 9, 2020 04:19
|
|
|
A dog Activate automated toy turrets
|
|
#
¿
Dec 10, 2020 03:17
|
|
|
Background trees Hit the crane emergency cargo release button to crush these jerks under a CONEX full of baby dolls
|
|
#
¿
Dec 11, 2020 02:51
|
|
|
A dog Drop the crane of toys on the other mook
|
|
#
¿
Dec 12, 2020 03:50
|
|
|
A cow Dial 711 on our phone to wake the Big Man up with a direct connection to his bedside landline
|
|
#
¿
Dec 13, 2020 05:13
|
|
|
A ruminant Get our leg treated by a doc McStuffins playset while we get the chili and coffee ready for The Big Man
|
|
#
¿
Dec 14, 2020 02:28
|
|
|
A ruminant Chaaaaaaarge
|
|
#
¿
Dec 15, 2020 04:20
|
|
|
A ruminant Reveal that Jingleterry IS Krampus!
|
|
#
¿
Dec 17, 2020 04:18
|
|
|
A ruminant Throw toys at the controls to make the drones run into each other
|
|
#
¿
Dec 18, 2020 03:15
|
|
|
A rodent Find a My Little Chemistry playset and whip up some aerosol methamphetamines to spray into the faces of the baddies to get them too high to go high
|
|
#
¿
Dec 19, 2020 01:44
|
|
|
A building Distract them with a carol until Krampus arrives
|
|
#
¿
Dec 20, 2020 03:02
|
|
|
A ruminant Open up the sleigh's automatic snack compartment to prepare for Krampus Krumping Kapitalist Knaves 
|
|
#
¿
Dec 21, 2020 02:20
|
|
|
A ruminant Tell Bezos he can have the sleigh if he promises to solve world hunger
|
|
#
¿
Dec 22, 2020 03:16
|
|
|
A canid Collect the prayers of all the world's Santa loving children into a SPIRIT BOOOOMB
|
|
#
¿
Dec 23, 2020 14:32
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:53 |
|
|
A four legged critter Light a cig and walk away slowly from the mayhem starting behind us in an action hero gait
|
|
#
¿
Dec 24, 2020 10:57
|
|