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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Anything resembling a bell:

Pour peppermint schnapps in the elf collective's hot cocoa.

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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A wheeled vehicle :aliexpress:

Check the Sleigh for sky-worthiness

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A Dog

Feed the Animals

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A horse

Have a nightmare before Christmas.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A horse Ice Skater

Just follow your instincts, man.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A snowy, pastoral scene A deer

Spike the eggnog

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A deer

Answer the phone and let the person on the other end speak for as long as they want. You don't have to listen if you don't want to.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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a RED BIRD

cut the phone line

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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Something Lunar, like the moon itself.

Check on your silver bullet as you approach the sounds.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A BUNNY

Astral project into the black-suit man and gun everybody down.

Verdict: Very Naughty

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A squirrel or similar tree-mammal

Play a track over the speaker system and do a crazy elven shuffle through the gov't spooks, mystifying them with your smooth dance moves as you slowly spread the contents of the recently-opened canisters of dream gas hidden on your person.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A Bunny!

Call up the Easter Bunny for mafia-style backup.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
An extreme snowboarder A dog

Teleport down the chimney and alert the big man.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
A domestic carnivorous mammal (a DOG OR CAT), since 'Bird's are enough for certain calendars these days.

Take a Short Rest, recovering cooldowns and allowing us to regain some HP with a mug of hot cocoa and a Healing Surge.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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The Bunny has blessed us.

A bird.

Call for backup from the Holiday Krew.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A being made of snow - common forms: (wo)man and angel.

Um - use your elven flutterstep already, and get the big man back on his feet!!! They can't catch teleporters!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
A squirrel or chipmunk, also known as a tree dog.

Check pager, send the signal to activate the EMP.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
A vehicle or other snowy conveyance

Set the Pager to send a signal to the Sleigh to come pick you and the Big Man up: Emergency mode

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
A Bird - so similar to an angel....

Magically plant your caltrops around the escape vehicle's wheels or along the path leading to the vehicle if it's wheel-less.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A sled or sleigh or carriage

Shoot Jeff Bezos for the good of the planet.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A Home!

Set the pager to make beeping noises and lob it somewhere to serve as a distraction until Krampus arrives, possibly using it as part of a knockout ambush.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A religious symbol

Church's pistol can perform a great justice here tonight. You know what to do.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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a skater

shoot Church's gun at a pivotal target

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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


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A heavenly body

Bless this moment in time. Light a jazz cigarette and take a drag.

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