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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

hmm ok, i'm finally locking this thread. it's getting out of hand.

we can't even have backwards threads bc you guys can't behave, smh

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
the aristocrats

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I can't believe that boxing match at the inauguration. They both picked champions and it ended up looking like that scene from django.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Dammit, if it wasn’t for that one poster we would have gotten this thread to 1000 pages!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
top floor

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
goldmine

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Voting 3 :smugbert:

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
I know I'm late to this thread but

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

?driew os gnipyt enoyreve si yhW

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The answer is no OP, I will not take back all the things I said mods be damned!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Well I think that about wraps it up. I mean what else can one man even really do to his anus

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


its smoobles, what a guy, making a backwards thread

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

OP ban, thread :gas:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Posting main on horny. :gizz:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT HAVING A MELTDOWN loving GOONS GUESS A GUY CAN'T HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT FEMALES IN GROWTH AND YIELD MODELLING WITHOUT BEING ASSAULTED BY SJWS gently caress YOU ALL YOU loving FUCKNUGGET CUCKS

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Can we get back on topic? the last few pages have been sick burns and amazing derails but this was the best asses thread yet and id like to see where it goes

edit: nevermind ops going to lock it, coward

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
How many drat pedos are we gonna have has mods here before something is done???

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And for the record my sexual Proclivities are my own loving business and will not be a subject of this discussion!

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
should people have guns?

idk, what about chicks with dicks man???

mandatory circumcisions

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Quote is not edit.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Besy CYOA yet, OP!

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth








Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Your mother

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
i'll suck your drat balls op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!!

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005

Ok, Pick, knock it off. Any further derails and I am going to think about closing this thread.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


Eww

Where my titty lovers at?

pro starcraft loser fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Dec 1, 2020

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stop quoting me! That's NOT my penis!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
breakfast for dinner :blastu:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
DROIDS ARE NOT ROBOTS FUCKWIT

quote:

Stop posting about Star Wars
sorry, I'll let that be the end of it

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Tosk
Feb 22, 2013

I am sorry. I have no vices for you to exploit.

Thanks guys for all your advice about how you think I should handle the experience of my wife cucking me at a convention with a guy dressed as Chewbacca, and yes I agree that picture she sent me looks suspiciously like Swamp Booger Baby's genitalia

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




And that, folks, is the true story of how I lost both my penis and a kidney. No, I haven't spoken to any of my former colleagues since.
It's been emotionally draining to relive all of this so I won't answer any more questions, thank you for understanding.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I can’t believe you loving said that how could you

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
OP, you should have started with the heat death of the universe.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Oh man, I can’t believe OP just posted all those pictures of his balls!

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

20 Blunts posted:

mandatory circumcisions

you son of a bitch

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Yeah, Dan from HR was an rear end in a top hat but to be honest I probably would've said the same thing in his place.
I put the blame squarely on the night shift supervisor but you all must have guessed that already LOL

At least Dan was nice enough to ask if I needed someone in the ambulance with me. This wasn't exactly a moment I wanted to share with anyone, though, obviously...

The paramedics were amazing, I would've bled out my balls without them.

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Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
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