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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

You can imagine that the argument I'm making is 'minimum wage is plenty for anybody to live on' if you like, but what I'm actually saying is, 'working a minimum-wage job is a better option than farming MMO gold all day'

Just because you cannot imagine someone else's circumstances does not mean those circumstances do not exist

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Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

I have never lived anywhere a minimum-wage job would not have covered the rent on, and I suspect the same is true for anyone at the point of wondering whether MMO gold farming will save them from homelessness

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Farming MMO gold is easy, all you need is free time and the will to game on!
(Operative costs not considered, including price of game and/or subscriptions, additional copies for multiboxing or for when you eventually get banned for RMTing, time spent trying to prove yourself as a legit gold seller, alcohol and/or other drugs to palliate the depression of forcing yourself to play all day and still not having earned a cent while large gold farm operations and botters leave you in the mud)

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
if you go to the atm machine late at night you can just ask people for money and theyll give it to you. its wild

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

That Little Demon posted:

Hi, new to the forum here but this thread caught my eye as I am interested in making money. What I have been doing for the last 8 months is converting a gas mask I had laying around to be able to huff household chemicals like Scotchgard and other things found under the kitchen sink. Then I made a twitter to post some content and make upwards of 18 dollars a month doing that.

Hope someone here will find that advice helpful.

huffing your own farts on manyvids/etc would probably earn 10x that on the reg, as content alternative

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

empty whippet box posted:

Just because you cannot imagine someone else's circumstances does not mean those circumstances do not exist

There are no circumstances where making less money as an MMO gold farmer is better than making more money as a minimum-wage employee

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

If mmo gold farming isn't your thing you can just become the sole proprietor/employee of an in home sweatshop and compete with third world labor costs that way

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Kurnugia posted:

huffing your own farts on manyvids/etc would probably earn 10x that on the reg, as content alternative

the op already suggested onlyfans unironically

Slanderer
May 6, 2007
you, a fool: i farm gold for 80 hours a week, hopelessly outcompeted by farmers in china multiboxing 10 accounts at once, whose rent is 1/10th mine

me, a genius: i slipped on pee-pee at the costco

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

the op already suggested onlyfans unironically

theyve got a worse margin with their regulargs iirc

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
me: to be a leftist you need to at least understand in concrete terms the pressures faced by the working class. you should know what minimum wage is, what rent is, how much groceries cost, how likely people are to have access to the Internet, how much childcare costs,

cspam: to be a leftist you need to take this ball peen hammer and bludgeon yourself at a point slightly above your right ear until you realize that my lived experience of botting runescape for beer money trumps your food service worker privilege

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

flashman posted:

If mmo gold farming isn't your thing you can just become the sole proprietor/employee of an in home sweatshop and compete with third world labor costs that way

exactly what i was thinking. might as well take out debt and hire some third world fuckers. train em up from kids as your deathsworn gold farmers

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Not sure why it hasn't come up yet, but if you have even a modicum of art skill (or maybe even just a voice you're willing to attach to erotica)... Furry Porn. People are 300% willing to commission you, it's just a matter of making sure you charge what your labor is worth, and don't accept more slots than you can handle.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

okay, you're just here to litigate your grudges

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Syenite posted:

Not sure why it hasn't come up yet, but if you have even a modicum of art skill (or maybe even just a voice you're willing to attach to erotica)... Furry Porn. People are 300% willing to commission you, it's just a matter of making sure you charge what your labor is worth, and don't accept more slots than you can handle.

It's true, basic rule of the Internet, furries = money.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Victory Position posted:

okay, you're just here to litigate your grudges

no goon can escape this fate

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Cup Runneth Over posted:

It's true, basic rule of the Internet, furries = money.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

snake and bake posted:

Become a Degenerate Gambler
Snuffle for the crumbs that fall at the feet of our tyrants. It is possible to begin with a very small investment and trade your way up to a fortune, but it is highly risky and stressful. Consider learning about options trading. Also, Robinhood has some kind of newfangled fractional shares so that even poors can buy $AMZN or $TSLA

has anyone brought up the real harm done by the op advising people under financial stress to become day traders since it is "possible to begin with a very small investment and trade your way up to a fortune"

at least if you buy a lottery ticket you realize your losses up front

Eugene V. Dubstep has issued a correction as of 20:22 on Dec 4, 2020

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

There are no circumstances where making less money as an MMO gold farmer is better than making more money as a minimum-wage employee

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

The point about furries is well made. One can even earn money by being a furry, and extending certain, ah, favours to those who appreciate such things. Better yet, it will remain a sellers market for at least a while longer...

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, don't be a day trader unless you have illegal (for poor people) insider knowledge.

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

honestly you should just steal from walmart. nobody has tried automating it yet so there's still a lot of openings

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer

alarumklok posted:

honestly you should just steal from walmart. nobody has tried automating it yet so there's still a lot of openings

If someone can turn stealing from Walmart into a reliable income stream I'd be both impressed and curious.

Maybe grab unsold carpeting & rugs to turn into fursuits idk

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

has anyone brought up the real harm done by the op advising people under financial stress to become day traders since it is "possible to begin with a very small investment and trade your way up to a fortune"

at least if you buy a lottery ticket you realize your losses up front

anyone under financial duress is probably not going to get very far once they realize options are priced per share, not per lot of shares

snake and bake
Feb 23, 2005

:theroni:

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

has anyone brought up the real harm done by the op advising people under financial stress to become day traders since it is "possible to begin with a very small investment and trade your way up to a fortune"

at least if you buy a lottery ticket you realize your losses up front

I turned $50 into $100 playing cautiously with weed stonks back when those were hot, then chickened out and ran with the $50 I stole from the market before I foolishly lost it

It's definitely a gamble, but your odds are way higher than winning the lotto ffs. And if you stick with calls, you are also realizing your potential losses upfront

But yes, obviously, if you are unlucky, or don't know what you're doing, all of the money you gamble could easily vanish in an instant, and that's really not good when you're already poor

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

empty whippet box posted:

playing path of exile I could easily generate $50 a day in in-game currency if I focused on it, only reason I don't is because my wife and I already have ways to generate money and I don't know a real money trader to link up with. If I did I'd probably already be doing it.
i don't have experience converting their currency to real money, but d2jsp.org is pretty well-established and seems to be used by a good number of people and their rates seem to be competitive/better than most gold selling websites. again, though, unsure how easy it is to convert their currency to USD

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i would highly advise against day trading to make money. highly

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
it is extremely fun however............

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

snake and bake posted:

I turned $50 into $100 playing cautiously with weed stonks back when those were hot, then chickened out and ran with the $50 I stole from the market before I foolishly lost it

It's definitely a gamble, but your odds are way higher than winning the lotto ffs. And if you stick with calls, you are also realizing your potential losses upfront

But yes, obviously, if you are unlucky, or don't know what you're doing, all of the money you gamble could easily vanish in an instant, and that's really not good when you're already poor

lol

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
weed investments have roughly 3-4 months maturation time, but the payback quality is up to god

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

I'm fond of online poker, since we're apparently on the subject of gambling. It has much to recommend it, and can even be played in quite convincing VR, if you miss the camaraderie of the table.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
If you want to invest in weed, just buy weed plants and sell weed.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Your email falling through Bernie fingers like sand as you immediately become extremely informed about a democrat in kentucky who really needs your help

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Oops wrong thread, my bad. Imagine I said survey or some poo poo

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

snake and bake posted:

I turned $50 into $100 playing cautiously with weed stonks back when those were hot, then chickened out and ran with the $50 I stole from the market before I foolishly lost it

It's definitely a gamble, but your odds are way higher than winning the lotto ffs. And if you stick with calls, you are also realizing your potential losses upfront

But yes, obviously, if you are unlucky, or don't know what you're doing, all of the money you gamble could easily vanish in an instant, and that's really not good when you're already poor

I apologize for making fun of your Runescape gold farming scheme, Syenite. Compared to the op, you're Warren Buffett

snake and bake
Feb 23, 2005

:theroni:
I guess I should have expected that a thread about doing unappealing poo poo for money when you're down on your luck and looking at an empty plate would draw every "temporarily embarassed millionaire" poster out of the woodwork to poo poo on it

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Syenite posted:

If someone can turn stealing from Walmart into a reliable income stream I'd be both impressed and curious.

Maybe grab unsold carpeting & rugs to turn into fursuits idk

It's actually really simple, you just shoplift and later return the items for cash.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

snake and bake posted:

I guess I should have expected that a thread about doing unappealing poo poo for money when you're down on your luck and looking at an empty plate would draw every "temporarily embarassed millionaire" poster out of the woodwork to poo poo on it

But enough about the gokd farmers, penny stock traders, survey takers and other get rich from home schemes

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

there's also a lot of promising promotional prospects, like joining a ring and stealing tote-loads of iphones on launch day at best buys

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Homeless Friend posted:

Oops wrong thread, my bad. Imagine I said survey or some poo poo

It fits because I'm sure a goon could try a campaign and then sell all donors emails as a way to make rent

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