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"At hospital, lost fingat" by Ranccor was the first goon adventure I truly followed in detail as it happened. Most of the ones before were things I read later or caught on the front page. I don't remember if it was real or fake though, it's been almost 10 years.
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spouse posted:"At hospital, lost fingat" by Ranccor was the first goon adventure I truly followed in detail as it happened. Most of the ones before were things I read later or caught on the front page. I don't remember if it was real or fake though, it's been almost 10 years. I tried to describe that to non-goons at one point and "So someone got a Gamecube...wait, there was a mod challenge...wait, so there are these forums...you know, just buy an account and read it yourself."
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Chomp8645 posted:Oh, lol. I browse with AV's off. But you're right that would have been a clue. You probably shouldnt because you need to see your av to believe it
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Proposal: goon makes a game mod Reality: goon gets banned for being a creep https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749611&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 e. the only helldump thread I remember is the one on ReturnoftheMac because she was like the proto-redditor https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3025596&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 MIDWIFE CRISIS has a new favorite as of 13:54 on Dec 6, 2020 |
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Admiral Goodenough posted:e. the only helldump thread I remember is the one on ReturnoftheMac because she was like the proto-redditor Holy poo poo I did not remember that this was where "goon-GOON! goon-GOON!" came from.
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Admiral Goodenough posted:Proposal: goon makes a game mod Outstanding post: "Pablo Nergigante" posted:
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wasn't there someone in an "admit stuff" thread who talked about torturing animals for fun? Then other goons were like "well, I did [insert torturous thing here], but NOTHING as bad as [insert extremely torturous thing here]"? The thread was gassed because of it and the poster was permabanned. I forget who it was but he went into graphic detail about torturing lizards and other small animals. At first people thought it was a sick joke but then the guy seemed genuinely confused as to why anyone would be upset with him. I don’t remember anyone defending him, just page after page of the poster insisting it was totally normal behavior and people telling him to GTFO.
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"Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme" doesn't even really sound like a real game the actual game with that plot is probably called like, Yokohama Chess Society or something
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just 3 pages of polite and humble talk about his mod and LPs then suddenly  Dare you enter my magical realm?E: I made this poo poo for some reason: 
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Snow Cone Capone posted:"Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme" doesn't even really sound like a real game I checked and it exists on Steam, and looks really terrible. https://store.steampowered.com/app/321060/Gender_Bender_DNA_Twister_Extreme/ e. lmao the first review just calls it "Deviant Art - the game." MIDWIFE CRISIS has a new favorite as of 15:02 on Dec 6, 2020 |
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Admiral Goodenough posted:I checked and it exists on Steam, and looks really terrible. Over 375,000 words. That's longer than Gravity's Rainbow. Jesus Christ.
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Dec 6, 2020 15:01
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Over 375,000 words. That's longer than Gravity's Rainbow. Jesus Christ. I want to see a word cloud with those 375k words.
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Never underestimate the willpower of nerds w/r/t hentai I knew a guy in high school who had literally dozens of CD spindles FULL of burned anime and hentai, like more than you would think 1 person could conceivably watch, and I have no problem believing he had seen them all. e: then again just that One Piece show is like 950 episodes and counting and there's gotta be thousands of people who have seen the whole thing, so "more than 1 person could conceivably watch" is probably much more than I think Snow Cone Capone has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Dec 6, 2020 |
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Whatever happened to Kompressor? I still listen to him every now and then on spotify
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Never underestimate the willpower of nerds w/r/t hentai The things we do for love...
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Valko posted:I always wanted to try acid or shrooms but stories like that... Shrooms are fun but not if you have too much
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It has been my experience that weirdly, it is much easier to reign in your out-of-control emotions on acid, than it is on mushrooms.
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Snow Cone Capone posted:It has been my experience that weirdly, it is much easier to reign in your out-of-control emotions on acid, than it is on mushrooms. Facts. Shrooms can make you more paranoid, in many ways they're a weirder experience, but it's like comparing apples and ducks
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You seem to have created a PYF thread - I'm helping. 
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You're the exclamation mark at the end of my least favourite dumb goon story, I just trusted too much. 
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:You seem to have created a PYF thread - I'm helping. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3938487
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Simone Magus posted:Facts. Shrooms can make you more paranoid, in many ways they're a weirder experience, but it's like comparing apples and ducks Yeah. Everyone's scared of acid for some reason, but shroom highs are more often harder to handle. Maybe it's because acid comes in smaller doses; it might be easier to mishandle a sheet and take-in too much acid at once.
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Simone Magus posted:Whatever happened to Kompressor? I still listen to him every now and then on spotify He's Drew Toothpaste, known for Married To the Sea and Da Share Z0ne.
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prayer group posted:He's Drew Toothpaste, known for Married To the Sea and Da Share Z0ne. Before he launched Toothpaste for Dinner, he had an awesome blog around 2000 or so. I remember really enjoying reading it back in the day. ishikabibble posted:whacked out because he was an Actual Meth Addict and the road trip was an attempt to get him away from Seattle/his meth buddies That whole thread/saga was a loving mess. Dude had burned several people before in the past but hey lets try again! Highlights of that thread that I remember: 1. 14 INCH had abused meth for so long that he had dentition issues so bad he couldn't really eat solid food. He got some charity dental work to help him out during the thread though, which was good. 2. He rode a bicycle down to like Florida or something, and worked at a campground for a while. TBH he probably should have just stayed put there as a handyman or landscaper, he seemed to be doing well while he was there. 3. When he got to the goon's house in Colorado, it was very touch and go for a while. He would post pics of himself drinking, and very few people seemed to care, even though this was a guy with a bad substance abuse history. Both sides seemed to be kind of lovely towards each other and would air their dirty laundry towards each other in the thread. 4. Said goon that he stayed with was kind of taking advantage of him. I think it was very kind of him to offer him a place to stay and all of that, however he pretty much used the dude as an indentured servant to repair his cars and various other poo poo he had. There was some piece of poo poo lawn tractor that 14 had to completely rewire to get running, it was ridiculous. He also tried to flip various European cars making him do all of the work and taking most of the money. 5. None of that excuses 14's shitass behavior at all though. Road to hell is paved with good intentions, etc etc
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Wait, wasn't this in GBS? PYF already has the Sagas thread, this is redundant
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Who What Now posted:Wait, wasn't this in GBS? PYF already has the Sagas thread, this is redundant
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The Hambulance posted:Wasn't there a Goon that went to climb Mt Everest with zero preparation and died on the mountain? I know someone said “no” already, but I’m here to say “maybe”. Goons die doing all sorts of things without us knowing about it. Last week I was working in a aluminum can plant and at one point was on a catwalk over an open container of hydrochloric acid. If I had fallen in I would have been the goon that got melted by acid. No one here would know about it, unless my wife came on to brag that she was the widow of a guy who melted... Well my point stands anyways. mysterious frankie has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Dec 9, 2020 |
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mysterious frankie posted:I know someone said “no” already, but I’m here to say “maybe”. Goons die doing all sorts of things without us knowing about it. Last week I was working in a aluminum can plant and at one point was on a catwalk over an open container of hydrochloric acid. If I had fallen in I would have been the goon that got melted by acid. No one here would know about it, unless my wife came on to brag that she was the widow of a guy who melted... I'd buy your wife an account if she takes 'Real Acid?' as a username.
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Outrail posted:I'd buy your wife an account if she takes 'Real Acid?' as a username. No, she must never know there are more of me.
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Better Than You posted:Jeffrey moved it here Yeah and the thread immediately died.
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Tell more story
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Ill post a story about myself that the Nitecrew used to laugh about or not who cares I did 6 months in jail cuz i tried to steal Darkspore from walmart
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Was it worth it? And do you consider that a dumb story about a goon or a story about a dumb goon?
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In one of those bachelor chat threads there was a goon who said he didn't buy toilet paper because he would use his own piss as a bidet. Like he would piss up his own rear end to clean the poo poo off
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Hotel Kpro posted:In one of those bachelor chat threads there was a goon who said he didn't buy toilet paper because he would use his own piss as a bidet. Like he would piss up his own rear end to clean the poo poo off Leave genesplicer alone
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verbal enema posted:Ill post a story about myself that the Nitecrew used to laugh about or not who cares how
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Hotel Kpro posted:In one of those bachelor chat threads there was a goon who said he didn't buy toilet paper because he would use his own piss as a bidet. Like he would piss up his own rear end to clean the poo poo off That's legitimately impressive.
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Das Butterbrot posted:proposal: ordering russian benzo to get high myth: goon orders grand piano on a benzo blackout reality: they added a piano to a shopping cart on an online store, no order was placed
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