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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Post here if you've seen any big or small, local or global scams regarding christmas, new years or black friday, cyber monday, etc or been subject to any yourself.

Today I had an email saying my Home Depot account had been created, which was concerning because there are no Home Depot stores in my country. Not exactly a scam but I'm a little worried that maybe my bank card details have been stolen, which is frustrating since I literally just had it replaced.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


An elf broke into my room and made me jack him off, op

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Yeah these toy company big wigs get this fat old timer to do all their deliveries on Christmas eve and pay him with milk and cookies. But here's the real kicker: They don't even pay him themselves. Them dumb shmuck parents put it out for 'em and that's on top of paying for the toys.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah these toy company big wigs get this fat old timer to do all their deliveries on Christmas eve and pay him with milk and cookies. But here's the real kicker: They don't even pay him themselves. Them dumb shmuck parents put it out for 'em and that's on top of paying for the toys.

And get this, a guy in a big red suit delivers the presents in capitalist countries. Talk about undermining their own ideals.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Big Beef City posted:

An elf broke into my room and made me jack him off, op

If he comes back, tell my dad I miss him

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Those Salvation Army guys with the coin buckets that stand in front of every grocery store

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Last year I was good for an entire year but didn't get the 1995 Yasmin Bleeth like I asked for.

finalellipsis
Mar 23, 2008

You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.


every secret santa I've taken part of in my entire life has been a big loving scam

everyone either puts all this time and thought into their gifts or straight up buys some expensive awesome thing, and I get the one person who buys a loving book of postcards or some last minute dollar store kid's toy

every single goddamn time

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I hate people.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

i don't exactly hate people but god loving drat do they make me tired

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



you put your dick under your pillow aint no one gonna show up n suck it

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003





Here's a bit of a feel-good counterpoint to the ebay listings: https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3947596

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Here's a bit of a feel-good counterpoint to the ebay listings: https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3947596

Not really. He's still price gouging by over $200.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




Pennywise the Frown posted:

Not really. He's still price gouging by over $200.

I meant the immediate and total backlash to the OP trying to gouge, and ultimately failing to sell the system

e: this one's more obviously feel-good too https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3949785

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I meant the immediate and total backlash to the OP trying to gouge

Ah. I didn't read that.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"

20 Blunts posted:

you put your dick under your pillow aint no one gonna show up n suck it

That horny elf might

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Frank Frank posted:

That horny elf might

No he was explicitly (and rudely) there for the ONE thing. I asked.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Unless you're referring to a different horny elf.

I'm talking about the elf that broke into my room and made me jerk him off. That's the elf I was referencing, op.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

i see a lot of little kids at the mall trying to sell candy bars for 5 dollars to raise money for their basketball team but I'm pretty sure they're full of poo poo

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


So is the elf like a Christmas elf, the kind you'd see helping Santa? Or like a forest elf that has a bow and wears clothes made of leaves or some poo poo.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"

Chomp8645 posted:

So is the elf like a Christmas elf, the kind you'd see helping Santa? Or like a forest elf that has a bow and wears clothes made of leaves or some poo poo.

Not sure but the one I saw had beady little eyes, sharp teeth and a long pink tail. It hissed at me. Actually now that I think about it, it might have been an Opossum.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Frank Frank posted:

Not sure but the one I saw had beady little eyes, sharp teeth and a long pink tail. It hissed at me. Actually now that I think about it, it might have been an Opossum.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Chomp8645 posted:

So is the elf like a Christmas elf, the kind you'd see helping Santa? Or like a forest elf that has a bow and wears clothes made of leaves or some poo poo.

CHristmas but it looked exactly like old Cleveland browns mascot



Horrifying, freaky little bastard that just keeps breaking into my room and forcing me to give him, an elf, hand jobs.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Big Beef City posted:

CHristmas but it looked exactly like old Cleveland browns mascot



Horrifying, freaky little bastard that just keeps breaking into my room and forcing me to give him, an elf, hand jobs.

BBC got a handjob from Mys, last name Elf?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Fatman tried to break in by climbing down my chimney, I don't even have a chimney

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Big Beef City posted:

An elf broke into my room and made me jack him off, op

many such cases. SAD!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

only marfans dot com


TheMostFrench posted:

Post here if you've seen any big or small, local or global scams regarding christmas, new years or black friday, cyber monday, etc or been subject to any yourself.

Today I had an email saying my Home Depot account had been created, which was concerning because there are no Home Depot stores in my country. Not exactly a scam but I'm a little worried that maybe my bank card details have been stolen, which is frustrating since I literally just had it replaced.

I also got that email

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Big Beef City posted:

CHristmas but it looked exactly like old Cleveland browns mascot



Horrifying, freaky little bastard that just keeps breaking into my room and forcing me to give him, an elf, hand jobs.

Omg you think thatís bad? A nasty, stinky little gremlin keeps eating lasagna tray sized amounts of poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat and then she complains sheís STILL HUNGRY. Iím like dang biatch thereís a refractory period here.

Pakistani politics
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Everyone's always asking for a hand, or maybe a job, around Christmas. Worse yet, it's both!

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



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