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Kief Richards: PHANTOM QUEEN

It won't stop. It's unending, it's just... It keeps happening and I can't help it.

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:23

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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:01

Stoner Sloth

earth faced with destruction by a gray goo scenario; but its a butt

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:26

Stoner Sloth

checking out the infinite rear end on a dancer at the mobius strip club

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:29

Kief Richards: PHANTOM QUEEN

Looking on in horror as Pompeii is destroyed once again by my huge rear end

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:30

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

my rear end, much like an iceberg, is 90% hidden by water, and much like an iceberg is responsible for countless shipwrecks

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:33

google THIS

No officer please don't open the trunk you have no idea what you will unleash

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:48

SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Maybe if it won't quit you should take the direct approach and fire it.

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:49

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Maybe if it won't quit you should take the direct approach and fire it.

making my rear end's job hell trying to get it to resign because i can't fire it

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloriousDemandingKoodoo.webm
_{ty prof. crocodile}

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:51

vanisher

day 1120: Still it grows

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext}

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:54

SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Heather Papps posted:

my rear end, much like an iceberg, is 90% hidden by water, and much like an iceberg is responsible for countless shipwrecks

More like assberg amirite?

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:58

vanisher

frying the egg and rear end that won't quit daily podcast

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext}

# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:58

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

what about ta-tas til Tuesday op? I heard they're around here somewhere, vehemently not quitting.

# ? Dec 2, 2020 18:21

google THIS

My rear end has a poor twerk-life balance

# ? Dec 2, 2020 18:23

FutonForensic

i got dick for days, you got rear end forever

by Khanstant

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:00

SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

alnilam posted:

making my rear end's job hell trying to get it to resign because i can't fire it

Getting my rear end sued into the ground by my own rear end for creating a hostile work environment.

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:03

Macnult

Kief Richards posted:

Looking on in horror as Pompeii is destroyed once again by my huge rear end

several ash-preserved bodies are discovered with distinct facial features and expressions, all of them biting their lower lip

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:03

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

i got dick for days, you got rear end forever

unstoppable force versus immovable object...

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:05

barnold: ...but i didnt finish

my butt continues to fart

"there is no spoone" - The Matricks

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm just gonna ignore it

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:31

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

please rear end this thread

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:32

sk: (ヤイケス!)

Stoner Sloth posted:

checking out the infinite rear end on a dancer at the mobius strip club

# ? Dec 2, 2020 19:43

FutonForensic

Stoner Sloth posted:

checking out the infinite rear end on a dancer at the mobius strip club

by Khanstant

# ? Dec 2, 2020 20:08

super sweet best pal: It's bulbasaur!

FutonForensic posted:

i got dick for days, you got rear end forever

On a clear day you can see the OP's rear end

# ? Dec 2, 2020 22:41

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Those legs go all the way up. NASA intends to use them as a space elevator.

# ? Dec 2, 2020 23:30

Kief Richards: PHANTOM QUEEN

This poo poo is bananas. No, literally. I cannot stop making GBS threads whole stalks of pure, intact Cavendish bananas. Please help me.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 00:04

super sweet best pal: It's bulbasaur!

Opening up the tassk manager to force quit this rear end.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 00:07

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

super sweet best pal posted:

Opening up the tassk manager to force quit this rear end.

If you find yourself having to do this often, you might want to install more RAM (Randy rear end Memory)

# ? Dec 3, 2020 00:34

Ass-penny

We need more asses that won't quit imo. Too many people I know, their asses come in late, leave early, and just generally quarter rear end everything. I applaud you, op. You and your rear end. With a few more asses like yours we could really turn this country around.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:05

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*Making my rear end talk like Ace Ventura to my secret lover* I wish I knew how to quit you...

# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Unable to comprehend the immensity of the entire rear end, we are forced to draw conclusions based on what we know about the observable rear end.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:28

google THIS

My rear end: (hovering right over my shoulder) I'm not toooouuuuuching yooooooouuuuuuu!

Me: Mom!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:29

google THIS

"Uranus is a gas giant over 31,000 miles in diameter"

"Very funny"

"No, seriously, I'm your gastroenterologist and I've never seen anything like this"

# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:55

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

This poo poo is bananas. No, literally. I cannot stop making GBS threads whole stalks of pure, intact Cavendish bananas. Please help me.

don't panic, we're here to help.

okay the first thing we're going to need to do is get you a Gros Michel cultivar...

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:58

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

help it's been four days since my rear end refused to quit and i haven't slept once

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 02:00

Stoner Sloth

rear end-penny posted:

We need more asses that won't quit imo. Too many people I know, their asses come in late, leave early, and just generally quarter rear end everything. I applaud you, op. You and your rear end. With a few more asses like yours we could really turn this country around.

with that no quit attitude it should join the Air Special Service regiment and be all it can be, our motto?

"Who Dumps Wipes"

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 02:01

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Heather Papps posted:

help it's been four days since my rear end refused to quit and i haven't slept once

probably cause its too legit

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Dec 3, 2020 02:14

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

"Uranus is a gas giant over 31,000 miles in diameter"

"Very funny"

"No, seriously, I'm your gastroenterologist and I've never seen anything like this"

# ? Dec 3, 2020 03:18

Ass-penny

Stoner Sloth posted:

with that no quit attitude it should join the Air Special Service regiment and be all it can be, our motto?

"Who Dumps Wipes"

This is extremely funny to me, a person who refers to their stools as "war crimes."

# ? Dec 3, 2020 03:20

FutonForensic

Kief Richards posted:

This poo poo is bananas. No, literally. I cannot stop making GBS threads whole stalks of pure, intact Cavendish bananas. Please help me.

consider yourself lucky, that's what the fairy disguised as an old beggar considers a blessing. she cursed me and now I poo poo unripe persimmons

# ? Dec 3, 2020 05:47

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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:01

SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Edit: wrong thread!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 06:14

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