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sure okay posted:Oh one more! Shotgun. The one I ended up with looks like a Call of Duty toy though and I feel really silly with it. Also I bought like 4 cases of the wrong shells before some goon took pity on me and told me the right ones to buy but the good news is that if we are ever invaded by an army of rabbits, pheasants and other small game that wish to do us harm, I will gently caress them up.
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I look forward to standing on my front porch and waving the gun around while screaming about "varmints".
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Mozi posted:guns suck and i wish they didn't exist. also i have one
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Vim Fuego posted:Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. Genuine lol
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StarkRavingMad posted:I had a BB gun when I was a kid. It was pretty cool. One time my friend shot me with it and the little BB got stuck under my skin and we pulled it out with a pair of tweezers because if my parents found out they'd probably be pissed and take the gun away. That's the full extent of my gun experience but it was pretty good I did the same thing with a spring-loaded BB gun when I was a kid. I shot my little brother in the ankle accidentally while saying "DANCE, PILGRIM" and shooting near his feet. The BB ricocheted and lodged under his skin after which I was grounded forever and the BB gun was taken away.
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