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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Please welcome our new IK Prof Crocodile!
 
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 Well first of all let me say that I am never going to be able to follow Khanstant's goblin gumball machine, which may be my favorite SA thread in the past few years. So my first act will be to lower the bar for IKs. Like REALLY lower it. Like maybe I will post burger pug memes or something.

Or maybe I'll just chill. Heck I don't know. Ain't like there's a fuckin' manual.

e: OK I stand corrected, it turns out there is a manual, but it's pretty short and I don't think I've violated it yet.

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Dec 3, 2020
* # ¿ Dec 3, 2020 03:05
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Glutes Are Great posted:

Just for everyone here, it's actually "super secret" and says so in the title, I mean, how more secret can you go than super??

I guess I would have to check the manual on secrecy, but it is kept in a magic cave under Caernarfon Castle in Wales and you have to solve a riddle from a magic squirrel to enter, and I swore a sacred oath to never talk about it.

* # ¿ Dec 3, 2020 04:28
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Bright Bart posted:

I feel like we should have a Get to Know Your IK post every month. Like where they list their qualifications e.g. what pets they have, how much of their time they expect to spend in Trashed Crew, what obscure literature or films they will reference in their jokes.

That's a fair request:
  • I haven't had any pets for the past 3 years, which is weird because I have always had at least two. I have lots of plants though.
  • Probably about 25% of my time in trashed crew, same as always
  • I try not to make obscure literary references, but sometimes it's unavoidable. After all, books always speak of other books, and every story tells a story that has already been told.
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