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FreakNasty
Dec 3, 2020


Hey everyone, new here, although I *think* I remember hearing this forum was YUGE in some of the Eve Online wars back in the day. Side question: Yall still got a crew?


But my real question - I need to get a guy a present. He is big into sports, and he loves all the Houston teams, Astros, Rockets, Texans. I want to spend $100 more/less, not too too much more, but I don't want to just get some $20 lovely thing.

Any suggestions on what I might get him?

Thanks!!!

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poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


Gay sex

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Do a tour of pawn shops looking for the sports illustrated football phone. Retro af.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

tetherball kit

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.



I can sell you an Apple laptop for exactly $100.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)


Pillbug

Baseball/basketball/football autographed by a famous Houston player?

Maybe some kind of collectible and/or autographed trading card?

For example, here's a baseball signed by probably the most unhittable Astros pitcher ever (but if your guy is young he may not remember him).

https://www.sportscollectibles.com/..._c_p5914781.htm

Number_6 fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Dec 3, 2020

FreakNasty
Dec 3, 2020


Number_6 posted:

Baseball/basketball/football autographed by a famous Houston player?

Maybe some kind of collectible and/or autographed trading card?



I like those options, mostly the first one Number 6. Where can I find those? Thanks!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



There are some pretty cool trading cards by Panini these days that incorporate a piece of their jersey in the actual card. A core player on one of those teams might be a good idea and won't be cheap nor extremely expensive.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat




A gun.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



https://www.cameo.com/texanscheerleaders

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019



Ron Mexico jersey

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzsGLe9YuwE

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat





REally cool honestly.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008



Have you heard of City Name Sports Team OP

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Suck his dick OP. That's free and means more. Hope the helps.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004







I wanna go back

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

You should get him a WEG poster commemorating Richmond's 1920 VFL premiership.

It works because Richmond also won this year, and the WEG posters look so much cooler than the bullshit ones they do nowadays.

Also, it's sports related, so it fits the criteria, but if he's from Houston, he most likely will not understand it. Which makes it funny.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013






Get him Madden 2003 for PS2

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat




Sekenr posted:

Get him Madden 2003 for PS2

Get him every year's release of Madden for PS2.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat

anything detroit lions related

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Is he pro-Trump or anti-Trump, OP? Get him merch of that weird Philadelphia sports muppet, either way. Greasy? Gritty. That. Everyone loves Gritty now.

Your call just what. A t-shirt? A bobblehead? A stuffed toy? A mask? A full fursuit? The sky's the limit.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



$100 on a sportsbook, 10 x 10 team parlays that could be a life changing win over some stupid fuckin jersey or something.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



Does your friend like shrimp tubes?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019


I bought my wife these for an anniversary once. I advise you do the same. https://www.tiffany.com/accessories...ddles-60561737/

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Get him every year's release of Madden for PS2.

You crazy? That would cost upwards of $0.89!

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013






kntfkr posted:

I bought my wife these for an anniversary once. I advise you do the same. https://www.tiffany.com/accessories...ddles-60561737/

I advise this silver tin can for $1025 instead https://www.tiffany.com/accessories...n-can-60559139/

WTF

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019


Sekenr posted:

I advise this silver tin can for $1025 instead https://www.tiffany.com/accessories...n-can-60559139/

WTF

I was friends with a girl who worked at Tiffany's and she was breaking rules to give the self-only 50% discount to friends and family and that lasted for three years worth of anniversary and Christmas presents. So I only spent $350 on the ping pong paddles. We only used them once at this dive bar at the shore that has ping pong tables. We felt bougie (we're poor) it was fun.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Does Lowtax still own all that City Name Sports Team merch or did Jeffrey get that in the sale too

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Football.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009







a hand knitted jockstrap

Simone Magus
Sep 29, 2020


A rear end pocket of whiskey

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Get him a blowbang by the...wait my spell checker recognises blowbang as a legit word. That unsettled me and I don't know where I was going with the joke anymore.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Ralph Hurley posted:

a hand knitted jockstrap

Get a little class, mate. How about a sterling silver jockstrap?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



a baggie of nut sweat

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Concussive brain damage.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Seriously though, Greatest Of All Time Sports Emporium has an incredibly wide selection of merch: https://goatse.ru

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"



Guns.

Lots of guns.

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Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Anal beads decorated as little baseballs and basketballs.

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